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Funko
26-09-2007, 11:03:04
Answer the poll. It's important.

mr_B
26-09-2007, 11:11:41
my vote is true - FACT!!

mr_B
26-09-2007, 11:14:11
Thankfully not being built in my country

:lol:

Denmark is coming up, no it's a challenge for me to built one in every CG country

Funko
26-09-2007, 11:15:16
Do we have any Danish posters or are you totally wasting a country there?

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 11:29:03
I always like the "tax payer" option.

Drekkus
26-09-2007, 11:43:01
what feyenoord player was destroyed at Reading?

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 11:45:37
Jan van de Taxpayer

Venom
26-09-2007, 11:47:03
Where's the "Are Structuraly unsound" option?

Funko
26-09-2007, 11:47:47
Originally posted by Drekkus
what feyenoord player was destroyed at Reading?

All of them.

Resource Consumer
26-09-2007, 11:48:23
Why is there no "gay" option?

Funko
26-09-2007, 11:49:37
It's a homophobic poll.

Greg W
26-09-2007, 12:01:47
Originally posted by mr_B
Denmark is coming up, no it's a challenge for me to built one in every CG country I double dog dare you to build one in Australia! :D

mr_B
26-09-2007, 12:05:52
Got friends down under Greg so don't dare me.

Venom
26-09-2007, 12:07:25
You'd probably build it upside down thanks to the down under thing.

Greg W
26-09-2007, 12:12:11
You have friends down under me? I can't see them. Well, unless they hid in my arse...

Too late, I already did dare you. So come on, I'm waiting. :p

Funko
26-09-2007, 12:13:07
Bus Driver Only Casualty in Sydney Bridge Collapse.

Greg W
26-09-2007, 12:15:15
I'd be willing to be the test driver if he builds a bridge down here. And you can quote me on that!

Tizzy
26-09-2007, 12:17:49
I pressed the quote button but couldn't bring myself to actually do it for fear of turning into MoSe

mr_B
26-09-2007, 12:17:49
:lol:

mr_B
26-09-2007, 12:22:30
Originally posted by Venom
You'd probably build it upside down thanks to the down under thing. great thinking man, see it's simple

Shining1
26-09-2007, 12:30:58
How long ago did Banana go out?

mr_B
26-09-2007, 12:33:38
Originally posted by Venom
You'd probably build it upside down thanks to the down under thing. great thinking man, see it's simple

Drekkus
26-09-2007, 12:35:51
And in the US it would be shaped as a cowboy hat!

Funko
26-09-2007, 12:37:17
Why? :drekkus:

Drekkus
26-09-2007, 12:41:37
OG, he wants all his international bridges to have a local theme -> vikingship bridge in denmark, upsidedownunder bridge in australia, cowboyhat bridge in the US

Shining1
26-09-2007, 12:43:24
Aussie fireworks on Bridge >>> anyone else's fire works on Bridge.

Funko
26-09-2007, 12:52:04
Originally posted by Drekkus
OG, he wants all his international bridges to have a local theme -> vikingship bridge in denmark, upsidedownunder bridge in australia, cowboyhat bridge in the US

:lol:

Funko
26-09-2007, 12:53:55
Also

vikingship bridge in denmark, upsidedownunder bridge in australia, cowboyhat bridge in the US, belowwaterlevelbridge in the Netherlands

Drekkus
26-09-2007, 13:00:59
Bratwurst bridge in Germany, BigBenBridge in England.

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 13:01:53
Whaaaa! I want Lederhosenbridge!

King_Ghidra
26-09-2007, 13:01:59
nuclearhomobridge in iran

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 13:02:19
Mannekenpisbridge in Belgium

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:02:24
SheepBridge!

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 13:02:56
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
nuclearhomobridge in iran Oh, THEY got the Lederhosenbridge?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
26-09-2007, 13:05:55
bastards.

Funko
26-09-2007, 13:06:12
DeepFriedBridge in Scotland

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:11:35
SpeakInALanguageThatSoundsLikeYourMouthIsFullOfMar bles bridge in Wales?

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:12:47
Weird. Seems like it cuts off words after however many letters that is...

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 13:14:53
Weirdbridge

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:15:50
Only a german would try to spell a word with more than thirty letters... =/

mr_B
26-09-2007, 13:16:43
Originally posted by Drekkus
OG, he wants all his international bridges to have a local theme -> vikingship bridge in denmark, upsidedownunder bridge in australia, cowboyhat bridge in the US :lol:

I used the vikingsjip theme allready.

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:16:53
I'm a German now? :clueless:

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 13:19:17
Yes. Your name is Schorsch W now

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:21:59
Gotterdammerung!

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 13:22:45
Schrotthandlung!

mr_B
26-09-2007, 13:23:03
Originally posted by mr_B
:lol:

I used the vikingsjip theme allready. hmmmm totally forgot the Scab is a great helper thread

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:24:13
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
Schrotthandlung!

pls pls pls tell me this means something dirty. =)

mr_B
26-09-2007, 13:25:11
it means something dirty

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:25:18
It means Sheep Handling.

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:26:39
I goggle Schrottt now. BRB.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Schrott

Not as funny as a translation. Why won't people translate for me? I speak English, I must have everything handed to me on a plate.

King_Ghidra
26-09-2007, 13:27:43
i don't know why the word goggle makes me laugh so much, but it does

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:28:35
And goggle Schrott makes me laugh even more. :lol:

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 13:29:01
Wertstoff. Er entsteht bei der Verschrottung metallhaltiger Erzeugnisse, z. B. von Autos und anderen Fahrzeugen sowie beim Abwracken von Schiffen und Flugzeugen, wenn deren Nutzungsdauer vorüber ist. Schrott entsteht auch in der Metallverarbeitenden Industrie wie beispielsweise Späne beim Drehen oder Fräsen.

Es werden verschiedene Schrottsorten unterschieden. Die Sortenkriterien zielen auf die spätere Verwendung des Schrottes hin. Die verschiedenen Sorten unterscheiden sich im allgemeinen durch

1. die Größe der einzelnen Teile des Schrottes. In der allgemeinen Schrottsorte 3 z.B. dürfen die einzelnen Stücke nicht über die Abmessung 150 x 50 x 50 cm hinausgehen und müssen eine Materialstärke von mindestens 6mm besitzen.
2. die Ausgangsmaterialien, aus denen der Schrott gewonnen wurde, z.B. Blechschrott, Trägerschrott, Kupferschrott, etc.
3. die chemischen Eigenschaften und der Grad/Menge der so genannten Anhaftungen, d.h. ob sich Fremdstoffe oder Müll in dem Schrott befinden. Zum Beispiel Erde, Kunststoff, Verpackungen etc., oder ob der Schrott aus einem einzigen Material besteht, z.B. Kupferrohre oder Kupferrohre mit Dämmmaterialien oder ob es eine Mischung verschiedener Metalle ist, z.B. Blech, Stahlträger, Eisen.

Einen Anhaltspunkt gibt das so genannte "europäische Schrottsortenverzeichnis für Fe-Schrotte", das die Kriterien für FE-Schrott (Eisenhaltiger Schrott) festlegt.

Aus den drei oben genannten Punkten ergibt sich eine bestimmte Schrottsorte und somit sowohl ihr Geldwert als auch das Recyclingpotential. Der Geldwert einer Tonne Schrott kann zwischen wenigen Euros bis in den 5 stelligen Bereich reichen, je nach Art und Güte.

Schrott ist das wohl älteste Beispiel für Recycling der Menschheitsgeschichte. Metall kann theoretisch beliebig oft ohne nennenswerte Verluste eingeschmolzen und neu verarbeitet werden. Tatsächlich ist es eines der wenigen Beispiele von echtem Recycling. Hier wird aus einem Ausgangstoff ein neues Produkt gleicher Güte und Qualität erschaffen. Bei den meisten heutigen sogenannten Recyclingprozessen handelt es sich in Wirklichkeit um Downcycling, d.h. aus einem Ausgangsstoff hoher Qualität wird ein neues Produkt niederer Güte. Bsp. Beton durch zerkleinern zu Schotter, bunter Kunststoff zu schwarzem Plastik, Verpackungen durch Verbrennen zu Energie und Wärme. Im Schrottrecycling wird eine Sortiertiefe, eine Qualitätssicherung und eine Effizienz erreicht, die viele der "Vorzeige-High-Tech"-Recycler für Kunststoff oder andere Wertstoffe gerne mal erreichen würden.

Die Verfahrenskette der Wiederverwendung sieht in groben Zügen so aus: Nach der Nutzung wird metallhaltiger Abfall entsorgt und durch Schrottsammler eingesammelt. Hierbei handelt es sich im Regelfall um selbständige Miniunternehmer, die mit einem Lkw durch die Gegend fahren und Schrott von Firmen und Privatpersonen einsammeln und diesen zu einem Schrotthändler bringen. Alternativ dazu kann es auch verschiedene Sammelformen durch die Kommunen oder durch andere Entsorgungsbetriebe geben. Der Schrotthändler, der klassische Schrottplatz, sortiert und reinigt und chargiert den ankommenden Schrott in einzelne Sorten und verkauft diese Schrotte dann an weitere veredelnde oder sammelnde Schrottgroßhändler oder direkt an den Wiederverwerter. Die Kette der Zwischenhändler kann sich je nach Schrottart auf mehr als 4 oder 5 Händler steigern. Man bedenke das sich die Sortiertiefe alleine im FE-Schrott gut und gerne auf über 40 Spezifikationen zum sammeln und sortieren erstrecken kann. Am Ende der Kette steht die metallverarbeitende Industrie, die aus dem Schrott wieder neue Waren schafft. Schrott hat in der Industrie als Sekundärrohstoff eine genauso wichtige Stellung zur Herstellung inne wie das ursprüngliche Eisenerz.

King_Ghidra
26-09-2007, 13:29:04
:cry:

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:29:20
Schrott! (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schrott)

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:29:34
Sheep goggles, they do nothing.

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:29:52
Damn, now there's a crosspost and a half. :lol:

King_Ghidra
26-09-2007, 13:30:14
maybe they prevent the sheep from seeing you approach

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:30:41
Since when the fuck did the Germans get Wikipedia? =/

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:30:53
Bablefish says:Valuable material. It develops with the scrapping of metalliferous products, e.g. from cars and other vehicles as well as with the Abwracken of ships and airplanes, if their service life past is. Scrap iron develops also in the metalworking one industry as for example splinters when the rotation or milling. Different scrap iron places are differentiated. The sort criteria aim at the later use of the scrap iron. The different sorts differ generally through 1. the size of the individual parts of the scrap iron. In the general scrap iron places 3 e.g. the individual pieces may not go and have beyond the dimension 150 x 50 x 50 cm a material thickness of at least 6mm to possess. 2. the raw materials, from which the scrap iron, e.g. sheet metal scrap iron, carrier scrap iron, copper scrap iron, etc. was won. 3. the chemical characteristics and the degree/quantity of the adhering in such a way specified, i.e. whether foreign matter or garbage is in the scrap iron. For example earth, plastic, packing etc., or whether the scrap iron consists of only one material, e.g. copper tubes or copper tubes with damming materials or whether it is a mixture of different metals, e.g. sheet metal, steel girder, iron. The "European scrap iron local listing in such a way specified for Fe-scrap irons" gives a reference point, which specifies the criteria for FE scrap iron (Eisenhaltiger scrap iron). From the three mentioned above points and thus both their monetary value and the recycling potential result certain scrap iron places. The monetary value of a ton scrap iron can be enough between few Euros range digit in the 5, depending upon kind and quality. Scrap iron is the probably oldest example of recycling of mankind history. Metal can theoretically arbitrarily often be melted without considerable losses and again processed. It is actual one of the few examples of genuine recycling. Here from an output material a new product of same quality and quality will create. With most today's so-called recycling processes it concerns in reality Downcycling, i.e. from a basic material of high quality a new product of low quality becomes. Ex.s concrete through cut up plastics, packing to crushed stone, multicolored plastic to black by burning to energy and warmth. In the scrap iron recycling a sort depth, a quality assurance and an efficiency, is reached which many the "present High Tech" Recycler for plastic or other valuable material would reach gladly times. The procedure chain of the re-use looks in general terms in such a way: After the use metalliferous waste is disposed and in-collected by scrap iron collecting tanks. Here it concerns as a rule independent mini entrepreneurs, who drive with a truck by the area and in-collect scrap iron of companies and private people and bring these to a schrotthaendler. Alternatively to it there can be also different collecting forms by the municipalities or by other disposal enterprises. The schrotthaendler, the classical scrap iron place, sorts and cleans and chargiert the arriving scrap iron into individual sorts and sells these scrap irons then to further improving or collecting scrap iron wholesale dealers or directly to the re+worth. The chain of the middlemen can increase depending upon kind of scrap iron on more than 4 or 5 dealers. One considers that the sort depth alone in the FE scrap iron well and gladly on over 40 specifications to to collect and sorts themselves to extend can. At the end of the chain stands the metalworking industry, which creates new goods from the scrap iron again. Scrap iron holds just as important position in the industry as secondary raw material for production as the original iron ore

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:31:55
Dirty German connotative meanings of Scrap?

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:32:07
Originally posted by Shining1
Since when the fuck did the Germans get Wikipedia? =/ It's the Fourth Reich!

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 13:37:32
Schrottsortenverzeichnis

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:37:49
One day they'll put two and two together and realise they were just unlucky. =/

mr_B
26-09-2007, 13:38:31
Germans are very very German - FACT!!

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:39:52
Originally posted by Shining1
One day they'll put two and two together and realise they were just unlucky. =/ And they'll stay away from Russia in Winter this time...

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 13:40:35
Schrottsortenverzeichnisarschgesichter

Drekkus
26-09-2007, 13:53:30
Originally posted by mr_B
:lol:

I used the vikingsjip theme allready. No way! Realllllyyy??? ;)

mr_B
26-09-2007, 13:54:07
Originally posted by mr_B
hmmmm totally forgot the Scab is a great helper thread fokU D

Drekkus
26-09-2007, 13:57:42
Ah!

mr_B
26-09-2007, 13:58:10
:lol:

drekkus is still drekkus

Lurker the Second
26-09-2007, 15:41:57
In G's world, is an upside down bridge one that is actually over the water?

mr_B
26-09-2007, 15:42:45
:lol:

MoSe
26-09-2007, 17:49:23
Mr_G's bridges....


...can't be burned!