View Full Version : Talk Like An Idiot Day!

C.G.B. Spender
24-09-2007, 12:30:50
I never get how strongly people feel about homo sex. Some of the Evangelical folks are obsessed with it, all they think is men having their penises in other men's anuses. Day and night they think about it. Why?

To me it would seem like the issue #89 in the priority list. When it comes to war, poverty and other stuff, well, we pretend that we care, but we don't really talk about it. It's the issue of fagdom that really worries us. A Deity will strike us down, he hates homos and if we tolerate homos, we will go down with them into a world of anus hurt.

It's not just them, it's everyone, like some of these muslims? They're even more against people pooning each other in the ass, which is funny, because we all know that they do the most men on men butt fucking in the military. So what gives?

No one has ever explained to me why it is a top 3 issue. It is, even if they deny it, it clearly is because that's all they talk about, it's either abortion or butt fucking. Why is homo sex so important to them? So what is the reason, all the holy books gives us way more things to be against or support, homo sex is mentioned how many times? It's like we have these wars and we kill people adn each other but fuck that, we have lesbians licking ginas! So what about the... dying people? What about people on death row? Not so important? Also when couple of priests make kids do blowjobs on them, it's a big deal but still acceptable to kind of ... forget about it. Bury the issue. Why? SOme people get militant about it, "Dont' attack my church man". No, fuck you asshole, you keep defending these sick pedophiles who rape our kids, prolly yours too. What's the matter with you, you asshole?!

Well, at least they care about the yet-to-be-born people and all the way until you fuck up somehow by doing sex in the butt or something else, some of these muslim fellows strap their kids with explosives and are quite happy about that. So they don't even give a fuck about their own kids who are still living and not even in the military age.

So my question is, why are so many religious people obsessed with homo sex?

24-09-2007, 12:34:34
Because they love the thought of a good romp.

24-09-2007, 12:34:51
Tra-la-la is a good song.

24-09-2007, 12:38:27
better go with issue #69

Greg W
24-09-2007, 12:46:43
Summary? CGB is obsessed with homo sex?

C.G.B. Spender
24-09-2007, 12:48:42
Like that, and with idiots too!

Greg W
24-09-2007, 12:56:18
So you're obsessed with homo sex with intellectually disabled people? Kinky.

24-09-2007, 12:57:20
Originally posted by Chris
Tra-la-la is a good song. -FACT!!!

Greg W
24-09-2007, 13:00:06
Originally posted by DanQuayle
You think you're all so fucking funy and smart, don't you. You try and run a web site like Apolyton. It ain't so easy and none of you dozy wankers could do it. So, go on, just sit in your little loser hole here and offer your smarts. See if the world cares about your pissy little site.


C.G.B. Spender
24-09-2007, 13:00:29
Originally posted by Greg W
So you're obsessed with homo sex with intellectually disabled people? Kinky. What's wrong with being poly?

Resource Consumer
24-09-2007, 13:01:27
Is that really fair. It seems that DanQ talks like that all the time - not just on talk like an idiot day.

Greg W
24-09-2007, 13:02:55
I was talking like an idiot is all...

Greg W
24-09-2007, 13:03:45
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
What's wrong with being poly? Well, you'd have to lick Markos' crack. According to DanQuayle anyway...

C.G.B. Spender
24-09-2007, 13:05:55
Still I can't see what's wrong. Even Asher was unbanned because ...

Resource Consumer
24-09-2007, 13:11:03
Is Asher's tongue still sore?

C.G.B. Spender
24-09-2007, 13:13:23
I guess his whole head is still stuck

Resource Consumer
24-09-2007, 13:18:17
Sort of an enema with personal service

C.G.B. Spender
24-09-2007, 13:21:21
Colon with a human face

25-09-2007, 09:20:49
Talk Like An Idiot Day? Isn't that every day?

25-09-2007, 09:33:41
jesjes it isn't

25-09-2007, 09:53:50
ejaculating in a man's anus is bad because sperm is wasted, and every sperm is sacred.

Good religious people don't waste sperm. That's a pretty easy rule to comprehend. God gave us a dick and a mouth to bullshit our ways to all sort of natural cavities, but it ain't for playing, baby, it is to multiply. Once the earth is densely populated enough and food is scarce, sperm restrictions will be lifted and we can start buggering each other in the poo poo hole without risking damnation.

So just be a bit more patient, CGB.

C.G.B. Spender
25-09-2007, 10:31:54
Originally posted by Tizzy
Talk Like An Idiot Day? Isn't that every day? No, everyday is "be an idiot day" or "just be you day". "Talk like an idiot day" is when you're pretending to be a different idiot, not the one you are.

25-09-2007, 10:53:09
Even if you are ejaculating in order to make a baby, only 1 sperm is actually successful, the rest are wasted. So if you ejaculate in a man's anus you are actually only wasting 1 sperm. No big deal.

C.G.B. Spender
25-09-2007, 10:59:40
What about twins?

25-09-2007, 11:08:33
Originally posted by Funko
Even if you are ejaculating in order to make a baby, only 1 sperm is actually successful, the rest are wasted. So if you ejaculate in a man's anus you are actually only wasting 1 sperm. No big deal.

cath's point is that you give everyone a chance, albeit only one wins (if ever)

what about all who cum in Mianus?

25-09-2007, 11:09:32

C.G.B. Spender
25-09-2007, 11:20:02
It's interesting that this thread worked much better than the original one.

I guess because the title is more honest

25-09-2007, 11:22:38
Honesty is the best policy

C.G.B. Spender
25-09-2007, 11:24:02
Honesty and morony
live together in ... ah nerver mind, Mose will do that one

25-09-2007, 11:27:46
Originally posted by mr_B
let me guess, this is a subtle reference to when you went for sexual tourism in Phuket?