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DaShi
23-09-2007, 23:38:23
As I age, it becoming more and more clear why I never used future technology to visit myself in the past. I was such a whiny little brat back then.

Drekkus
24-09-2007, 07:49:19
I'm really glad I never visited myself in the future to see what I had become.

C.G.B. Spender
24-09-2007, 08:36:07
If I traveled to the past my older me would say "wow, what an asshole I became!" and I'd say "wow, what an asshole I was!".

At least I'm a consistent person

Greg W
24-09-2007, 08:37:49
Well, except for realising that you've always been and always will be a massive arsehole.

:gotit: Oh, hang on, that's consistent too. :beer:

C.G.B. Spender
24-09-2007, 08:38:48
I archieved so much ...

Greg W
24-09-2007, 08:41:47
Your consistency is a massive achievement. One long flatline of arseholishness... Truly an accomplishment to be proud of.

C.G.B. Spender
24-09-2007, 08:49:27
I even got arsehole in my name!

Chris
24-09-2007, 10:31:42
If I went in the past and shot my youngerself, would that create a time paradox that destroys the universe?

C.G.B. Spender
24-09-2007, 10:32:13
What if that already happened?

Chris
24-09-2007, 10:33:42
Then this alternate universe really sucks ass.

MoSe
24-09-2007, 11:36:43
Originally posted by DaShi
I never used future technology to visit myself in the past. I was such a whiny little brat back then.

SO FAR, dude, so far.

Or you did it in disguise.

Or you didn't disguise but your younger self was too dumb to recognise yourself as an aged man, and your older self decided to not reveal his/your identity.

Or you did, but died in the attempt before making contact.

Or you then decided to have your memory of that meeting erased, as in "The Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind"

C.G.B. Spender
24-09-2007, 11:40:29
It's "the or show"

MoSe
24-09-2007, 11:50:57
A show led by retired hockey star Bobby Orr, in the city of Orr, NJ, about the Office of Refugee Resettlement activities and options, and it's called "Orr's Or Hour"

I read about it in the "New Newport News News" Sports page

Venom
24-09-2007, 11:55:30
I would theorize that you can travel back past the creation of the time machine, which is why we've seen no future travellers yet.

Greg W
24-09-2007, 12:44:47
I presume you mean "can't" there?

Venom
24-09-2007, 13:35:01
Maybe I do. Maybe I don't.

Chris
24-09-2007, 13:39:11
I wish I could go back in time and prevent me from reading this thread.

Greg W
24-09-2007, 13:41:15
Well, you can't. So suck arse. Markos' apparently...

MoSe
24-09-2007, 14:21:17
1. time flies like an arrow
2. fruit flies like an apple
3. time Will Tell

1.arrow + 2.apple = 3.William Tell!

:D

Drekkus
24-09-2007, 14:34:50
Time's fun when you're having flies

mr_B
24-09-2007, 14:58:46
:lol:

Greg W
24-09-2007, 23:53:32
Time's fun when you're undoing your fly.

DaShi
25-09-2007, 02:19:26
Fruit flies like bananas.

Tizzy
25-09-2007, 09:22:57
Originally posted by Greg W
Time's fun when you're undoing your fly.

Surely more fun if someone else is undoing it?

C.G.B. Spender
25-09-2007, 10:32:33
Depends

Greg W
25-09-2007, 11:33:29
Originally posted by Tizzy
Surely more fun if someone else is undoing it? Depends whether you're the prison bitch or not.

Tizzy
25-09-2007, 11:35:45
I'm not, I'm just a regular bitch.

Greg W
25-09-2007, 11:37:56
:lol:

C.G.B. Spender
25-09-2007, 11:47:20
Lazy nerd owning bitch. Whoa!