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Koshko
19-09-2007, 20:37:56
Oh you wacky Brits ...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/tees/7002627.stm

Oerdin
19-09-2007, 20:39:55
Shoot him. Fucker finds a dying woman and rather then call the hospital or police he pisses on her and covers her face with shaving foam?

Vincent
19-09-2007, 20:55:04
and? is it on youtube?

Koshko
19-09-2007, 21:43:52
I'm sure someone will find it soon if it is.

C.G.B. Spender
20-09-2007, 06:58:09
Oerdin is the right guy to find it, he also found the gay comic

Oerdin
20-09-2007, 07:08:40
Germans simply have no humor.

C.G.B. Spender
20-09-2007, 07:15:30
Ah, mir war ja überhaupt nicht klar, hier einen Landsmann zu treffen! Aus Sankt Peter-Ording?

Oerdin
20-09-2007, 07:46:55
See?

C.G.B. Spender
20-09-2007, 08:36:07
Sure!

Venom
20-09-2007, 12:14:05
Was she on fire?

mr_B
20-09-2007, 12:34:41
in heat

C.G.B. Spender
20-09-2007, 12:41:18
Eventually the brits will become more weird than germans

mr_B
20-09-2007, 13:06:02
en then there were the DUTCH!!!

C.G.B. Spender
20-09-2007, 13:43:08
Isn't that weeeeeird!

mr_B
20-09-2007, 14:18:40
jesjes it isn't

Provost Harrison
20-09-2007, 22:33:17
Was she on fire?

Venom
21-09-2007, 02:23:27
Originally posted by Venom
Was she on fire?

MOBIUS
21-09-2007, 10:52:18
Was she on fire?

C.G.B. Spender
21-09-2007, 11:11:17
Originally posted by MOBIUS
Was she on fire?

Frozen Frog
21-09-2007, 19:43:25
Was she on fire?

Frozen Frog
21-09-2007, 19:43:47
Originally posted by Frozen Frog
Sorry about that

King_Ghidra
22-09-2007, 08:04:44
I read this story every day to cheer myself up

Vincent
22-09-2007, 08:42:18
Yeah, it's good to read about yourself in the newspapers!

mr_B
22-09-2007, 08:57:49
jesjesand after reading you can make a nice hat of the newspaper.
Or a plane
Or a boat
Or a little house
Or a prop

Vincent
22-09-2007, 09:12:41
or you can piss on it!

Fergus & The Brazen Car
22-09-2007, 09:16:24
Originally posted by Oerdin
Shoot him. Fucker finds a dying woman

And how was he meant to know she was dying of pancreatic failure ?


X-ray vision ?

mr_B
22-09-2007, 09:18:19
Bah you are a dirty ol' man

Vincent
22-09-2007, 09:19:33
Yeah, X-ray vision is such a sick idea

Oerdin
22-09-2007, 09:24:22
Originally posted by Fergus & The Brazen Car
And how was he meant to know she was dying

The fact that she had collapsed and was obviously in serious distress while she lay in the gutter?

The gasping and moaning in pain may also have been a clue.

Vincent
22-09-2007, 09:25:52
Happens to PH all of the time

mr_B
22-09-2007, 09:45:50
:bounce: :bounce:

Greg W
22-09-2007, 11:59:30
Originally posted by Fergus & The Brazen Car
And how was he meant to know she was dying of pancreatic failure ?


X-ray vision ? Because after all, if she wasn't dying and was only collapsed in the doorway, it was perfectly acceptable behaviour. :rolleyes:

Koshko
22-09-2007, 19:22:30
It is appropriate behavior only if she was drunk.

Mr. Bas
23-09-2007, 10:18:36
You aussies have no sense of humour. :rolleyes:

Koshko
23-09-2007, 22:37:31
I'm not Aussie.

Greg W
24-09-2007, 01:12:44
Originally posted by Mr. Bas
You aussies have no sense of humour. :rolleyes: You're confusing us with the Brits there old chap! ;)

Shining1
24-09-2007, 05:58:32
Somewhere in Britain in the 19th Century:

Judge: "Greg W, you are found guilty of the heinous crimes of tax evasion and animal husbandry! You and yours are hereby to be sent to the penal colony of Australia, and your assets confiscated! Do you have anything to say in your defense?"

Greg: "It was just a joke?"

Judge: "Enough! Remove the prisoner from the court!"

Greg: "Damn country has no sense of humor..."

C.G.B. Spender
24-09-2007, 08:37:13
Since when is "animal husbandry" a crime in britain?

Greg W
24-09-2007, 08:39:55
It's a veritable national pasttime in Wales...

And Shiny, it's humour. Bloody Kiwis are turning into Seppos now too. :(

C.G.B. Spender
24-09-2007, 08:48:49
I guess al the brits, americans and aussies have a lot of humour, they just don't know how to express it.

Even germans a funnier these days. Or Oerdin (jk)

MoSe
24-09-2007, 10:08:55
Originally posted by Greg W
It's a veritable national pasttime in Wales...

both Old North and New South ones?

MoSe
24-09-2007, 10:09:35
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
Since when is "animal husbandry" a crime in britain?
it is if it's done out of wool-lock

C.G.B. Spender
24-09-2007, 10:27:21
You mean Wollust?

MoSe
24-09-2007, 10:34:06
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1011/526209336_1aa64a7568_o.jpg

Chris
24-09-2007, 10:45:52
Originally posted by Vincent
Happens to PH all of the time And people do pee on him and put shaving cream on him, so you win that point.

C.G.B. Spender
24-09-2007, 10:47:22
What a waste of piss

Chris
24-09-2007, 10:48:27
He takes things to lietrally, when people say take the piss he always goes too far.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
24-09-2007, 10:49:24
Originally posted by Greg W
Because after all, if she wasn't dying and was only collapsed in the doorway, it was perfectly acceptable behaviour. :rolleyes:

That's not my point. The horror! The woman was dying !

Is the jerk a doctor or a medic trained in emergency medicine ?

No. He had no way of telling whether or not the woman was dying.

Is the man a piece of scum sucking fuckwittery and a waste of space which could be usefully taken up by something beneficial like a cupboard or a fridge ? Yes.

The fact that she had collapsed and was obviously in serious distress while she lay in the gutter?

She could have been drunk or on drugs.

The gasping and moaning in pain may also have been a clue.

See above.

Oerdin
24-09-2007, 11:06:17
Originally posted by Greg W
It's a veritable national pasttime in Wales...

And Shiny, it's humour. Bloody Kiwis are turning into Seppos now too. :(

First humor and tomorrow color! :smoke:

C.G.B. Spender
24-09-2007, 11:09:22
The next thing they will tell us here is women are people too. This place has a lot of ridiculous concepts

Oerdin
24-09-2007, 11:25:31
And I thought Germans had no humor. Bravo! ;)

C.G.B. Spender
24-09-2007, 11:28:11
Oerdin, germans and humor. The magic triangle

Koshko
24-09-2007, 21:22:31
Originally posted by Greg W
It's a veritable national pasttime in Wales...

And Shiny, it's humour. Bloody Kiwis are turning into Seppos now too. :(


No, it's humor. Fuck that pointless extra U.

MOBIUS
24-09-2007, 23:46:16
Originally posted by Oerdin
First humor and tomorrow color! :smoke:

That's just the Kiwis, they can't spell...

Oerdin
25-09-2007, 01:24:06
The sad thing is this all started 220 some years ago; about when Mr. Webster decided to make a "Dictionary of American English" where he decided to deliberately spell words differently from the British way. Kind of a way to say "Ha! We don't have to do things your way!"

Unfortunately, like changing the system of measures changing the spelling (or rather adopting local spellings) hasn't help trans-Atlantic communication.

Koshko
25-09-2007, 04:43:07
Speaking is still the same. :P

Greg W
25-09-2007, 08:07:10
Nah, Yanks speak funny. Especially those from the deep South.

Mind you, those wacky Brits had me saying the word fuck about a dozen times cos we Aussies say it in a more manly way. Or something.

Koshko
25-09-2007, 17:49:00
People from the deep South would be very pissed off if you called them Yanks. Read up on the American Civil War. ;)

Greg W
25-09-2007, 23:26:29
Ah, you're all Yanks now. :p

Oerdin
26-09-2007, 01:54:08
Please explain all the Confederate flags at NASCAR races.

Greg W
26-09-2007, 03:18:46
NASCAR? Confederates? What are these strange concepts you speak of?

Koshko
26-09-2007, 05:45:40
Originally posted by Oerdin
Please explain all the Confederate flags at NASCAR races.


Don't look at me. I'm from the North. Ask Venom. That's his utopia.

MoSe
26-09-2007, 07:19:03
So, properly, which is the southernmost reach of "Yank" territory?

The line north of which you have "southern yanks" and south of which you have "northern dixies"?

Funko
26-09-2007, 09:08:22
Was she on fire?

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 09:09:13
Oh, boy! I bet she was!

Oerdin
26-09-2007, 09:39:15
Originally posted by MoSe
So, properly, which is the southernmost reach of "Yank" territory?

The line north of which you have "southern yanks" and south of which you have "northern dixies"?

I guess officially it is the Mason-Dixson line though a couple of states like Virginia and Kentucky are north of it.

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 10:11:12
Is Dixson the son of Dixon?

Funko
26-09-2007, 10:24:23
Was he on fire?

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 11:01:24
Dixson or Dixon?

Funko
26-09-2007, 11:02:21
Yes.

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 11:03:24
Oh, was he?

Tizzy
26-09-2007, 12:05:32
He was?

MoSe
26-09-2007, 12:07:55
washey washey

King_Ghidra
26-09-2007, 12:08:44
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
Oerdin, germans and humor. The magic triangle

:lol:

Shining1
26-09-2007, 12:37:13
Wow, I get muugged because I miss a U?

Why don't you all you go lick the quueens puussy while youu're at it? Youu all suuck, you don't even spell cheque in the logically different version of check even. And don't get me started on 'gaol'. Whoever fuucking didn't think tou fix that oune deserves a gay oule time four suure.

Ouh wait? Youuu doun't have a fucking empire anymoure, whou really gives a fuuck?

New Zealand represent, youuu 'Goud save the Quueeen' mouther fuucker.

Drekkus
26-09-2007, 12:38:22
Would it have mattered if he had waited until after she had died?

Shining1
26-09-2007, 12:42:09
Chances are it would. =/

btw, are the actions of one individual supposed to reflect on the U/K in some dramatic way?

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 12:54:53
Maybe. What if the one individual was Hitler? BTW I'd register "Pissing1" if I were at home. What a pity ...

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:08:58
Alts are for puussies. Or those who need the change uup to uprevent their routine from becouming predictable. I am neither.

Except poussibley a puusy.

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 13:13:29
Am I predictable?

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:14:53
No, you have too many alts. =/

You are awesome.

Remember that I am drunk, and a nice drunk at that.





Yes, you should be ashamed.

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:15:17
Wouldn't that be a Puussy?

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 13:15:36
Can you predict my next post?

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:15:52
OMG, a drunk Kiwi. Sheep, run for the hills!

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:16:42
Wait, they're already in the hills. Where do they run now? >:D

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 13:16:52
OMG, a drunk Kiwi. Sheep, run for the hills!

C.G.B. Spender
26-09-2007, 13:17:16
Shit, you're right. I AM predictable

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:18:17
Originally posted by Shining1
Wait, they're already in the hills. Where do they run now? >:D Poor sheep. Nowhere to run! If they run to the cliffs they're in even more trouble!

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:19:00
HARR HARR HARR!!!

Pich bin ein SmartGermaneinGefunniestlawl

/depressed

Offhand comment that utt3rly destoys me.

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:20:41
Hey, you're only a Kiwi, you can't hope for too much really. You know you'll choke in the Semis again this year, so what else is there really? :p

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:22:30
At least we can make two sequels that don't totally fucking suck ass to the only movie we ever made that the world ever gave a fuck about?

/emo.

It's not like there's a world cup either of us can care about that anyone else really gives a fuck about.

Funko
26-09-2007, 13:23:00
Choking on a semi? :vom:

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:24:22
Well, it was a big semi...

King_Ghidra
26-09-2007, 13:25:59
Originally posted by Funko
Choking on a semi? :vom:

:lol:

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:26:16
Originally posted by Shining1
It's not like there's a world cup either of us can care about that anyone else really gives a fuck about. Well, the Frenchies care!

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:26:49
Oh, and what is a semi in English slang by the way? Urbandictionary gives the meaning I thought it would have...

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:32:52
...

Hard except soft.

King_Ghidra
26-09-2007, 13:34:28
like mr miyagi's karate

Funko
26-09-2007, 13:35:04
Or Daniel Radcliff at the showjumping.

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:40:16
Brilliant.

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:41:58
I can't believe this thread made 100 posts.

Well, more to the point that we made 100 posts in this thread. I suppose the thread can't actually post in itself...

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:45:17
I am proud to contribute to this utterly irrelevant and yet collossally awkward moment.

Funko
26-09-2007, 13:45:17
Are you drunk too?

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:45:38
He doesn't mean me.

Funko
26-09-2007, 13:45:39
a great x-post. :bash:

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:46:02
NO U. :beer:

Funko
26-09-2007, 13:46:02
and again! ARGH!

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:46:28
I'm sure you mean ARRGH!

mr_B
26-09-2007, 13:46:28
I drink white wine now
have to piss in let's say an hour.

what to do what to do
what to doooooooooooooo di dooooooooooooo

Shining1
26-09-2007, 13:47:13
Beer or Woman
She's Stout and Bitter.

Greg W
26-09-2007, 13:47:34
:lol: @ Punko

Tizzy
26-09-2007, 14:36:31
Originally posted by mr_B
I drink white wine now
have to piss in let's say an hour.

what to do what to do
what to doooooooooooooo di dooooooooooooo

What to do? Give me the wine, problem solved

mr_B
26-09-2007, 14:46:14
I cANN dooooo di doooooo that when you are dead, the wine in a urinal way that is

Tizzy
26-09-2007, 14:49:35
That's not very nice

mr_B
26-09-2007, 14:55:45
i am sorry
very very sorry

but that post was bigger than me

come on, post something obvious

Tizzy
26-09-2007, 15:00:28
No. I am being not-MoSe today.

mr_B
26-09-2007, 15:02:36
HEIL TIZZ
HEIL TIZZ
HEIL TIZZ
HEIL TIZZ
HEIL TIZZ
HEIL TIZZ
HEIL TIZZ

Tizzy
26-09-2007, 15:13:47
*bows*

Vincent
26-09-2007, 15:16:06
*arrows*

mr_B
26-09-2007, 15:16:16
[humble mode]
HEIL TIZZ
HEIL TIZZ
HEIL TIZZ
HEIL TIZZ
HEIL TIZZ
HEIL TIZZ
HEIL TIZZ
[/humble mode]

Funko
26-09-2007, 15:16:38
Originally posted by Vincent
*arrows*

HEIL MOSE!

mr_B
26-09-2007, 15:17:11
:vom:

Tizzy
26-09-2007, 15:18:52
There's always a MoSe around somewhere

mr_B
26-09-2007, 15:19:46
and sleeping in your bed

Tizzy
26-09-2007, 15:22:39
Thank you. It's good that someone tells me what Funko gets up to when I'm not home.

mr_B
26-09-2007, 15:25:03
hmmmmmmmm not ANNoyed?

Tizzy
26-09-2007, 15:32:28
Nonono, not annoyed.
I'm just swinging my foot like this for exercise

mr_B
26-09-2007, 15:39:21
ok ok 33 days of exercise and then you can kick that american boy between his big toes?

Tizzy
26-09-2007, 15:41:16
Only 33 days? Hmm. If I start running now I might just be far enough away by then.

Koshko
26-09-2007, 23:54:43
Originally posted by MoSe
So, properly, which is the southernmost reach of "Yank" territory?

The line north of which you have "southern yanks" and south of which you have "northern dixies"?


Historic "South".
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/US_map-South_Historic_1.PNG

Modern "South".
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8d/US_map-South_Modern.png

Koshko
26-09-2007, 23:57:13
BTW The Dark Red are the South. The medium red is sometimes considered the South. The striped are occasionally considered the South. Florida is basically a freak state that defies any classification.

Greg W
27-09-2007, 00:01:59
So technically it should be called the South East...

Koshko
27-09-2007, 02:47:44
Well the Southwest is called either the West or Mexico Jr.

Venom
27-09-2007, 03:49:41
You know who would love this thread. R Kelly.

Koshko
27-09-2007, 05:06:39
Maybe the woman's granddaughter.

Funko
27-09-2007, 08:04:50
The dark red(neck) bit is basically where Venom lives.

C.G.B. Spender
27-09-2007, 08:12:58
What are the blue parts?

MoSe
27-09-2007, 08:18:05
Originally posted by Koshko
The medium red is sometimes considered the South. The striped are occasionally considered the South.

cool, thanks

so does that mean that I can call a guy from Charleston a Yankee, and he won't probably object or get offended?
And maybe even someone in Lexington or Newport News?

Funko
27-09-2007, 08:19:59
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
What are the blue parts?

Democratic voting states.

C.G.B. Spender
27-09-2007, 08:21:18
And the pinkish parts are gay resevrations?

C.G.B. Spender
27-09-2007, 08:21:50
Originally posted by MoSe
so does that mean that I can call a guy from Charleston a Yankee, and he won't probably object or get offended?
And maybe even someone in Lexington or Newport News? You mezzogiorno boys are really curious

MoSe
27-09-2007, 08:30:30
mezzogiorno starts well south of Rome, although some claim Africa begins south of the Po River....

actually mezzogiorno is "noon", and figuratively the direction where the sun is at noon


but yes I am curious:

http://www.multimap.com/maps/#t=l&map=36.20697,-89.86164|12|4

In which Font do people in Braggadocio write?
Do they feel superior to their neighbors, in Hayti Heights?
How do people in Shade protect themselves from the nearby Blazer?

C.G.B. Spender
27-09-2007, 08:32:07
Originally posted by MoSe
mezzogiorno starts well south of Rome, although some claim Africa begins south of the Po River....
"Südlich der Elbe, alles dasselbe"

Koshko
27-09-2007, 19:00:21
Originally posted by MoSe
cool, thanks

so does that mean that I can call a guy from Charleston a Yankee, and he won't probably object or get offended?
And maybe even someone in Lexington or Newport News?


You will need to gauge his relative Redneckness.

Greg W
28-09-2007, 02:36:42
Another thread successfully and utterly threadjacked. :beer:

MOBIUS
28-09-2007, 13:07:12
Originally posted by Funko
The dark red(neck) bit is basically where Venom lives.

Wow, I knew he was big but...:eek:

C.G.B. Spender
28-09-2007, 13:11:29
big but?

MOBIUS
28-09-2007, 13:13:53
That too!

Koshko
28-09-2007, 19:02:10
Venom IS North Carolina.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
28-09-2007, 20:00:17
Originally posted by MoSe
mezzogiorno starts well south of Rome, although some claim Africa begins south of the Po River....



We've spent a three week holiday in Puglia, and found that most clichés about the south aren't really true, apart from driving styles.

And that everyone there hates Napoli.

Koshko
28-09-2007, 21:04:29
Neopolitan

Dyl Ulenspiegel
28-09-2007, 21:17:03
I hate Napoli.

Koshko
28-09-2007, 21:55:55
nipples