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C.G.B. Spender
14-09-2007, 11:35:07
Where is it? Do I need a map to find it on a map? Which colour is the US?

maroule
14-09-2007, 11:49:59
green, with a masonic pyramid and the all seeing eye on it

The Shaker
14-09-2007, 11:50:12
Red, to symbolise that it's a British Colony

C.G.B. Spender
14-09-2007, 11:53:05
In the army I learned "we" is blue and "them" is red ... Are they "we" or "them"?

Funko
14-09-2007, 11:55:59
That's correct. Red is the British and all their colonies, your enemy.

C.G.B. Spender
14-09-2007, 11:57:30
But aren't they "US"?

C.G.B. Spender
14-09-2007, 11:58:16
It's also irritating that it's USA. No, we SA!

Funko
14-09-2007, 11:59:03
You are them, they are us and US.

Tizzy
14-09-2007, 12:01:08
And we are...?

Funko
14-09-2007, 12:03:09
all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

C.G.B. Spender
14-09-2007, 12:04:57
Since when am I them! I have always been us! I even have a form saying I'm us!

Funko
14-09-2007, 12:05:52
You were very often wrong.

C.G.B. Spender
14-09-2007, 12:06:51
Still that doesn't make me them!

Tizzy
14-09-2007, 12:07:31
Maybe it makes you you.

C.G.B. Spender
14-09-2007, 12:08:37
It makes me sad

C.G.B. Spender
14-09-2007, 12:13:43
I got a map now. Where's the US?

http://www.mytravelguide.com/g/maps/Eastern-Europe-map.gif

Funko
14-09-2007, 12:14:43
Just under the words baltic sea between the letter R and the letters SIA

C.G.B. Spender
14-09-2007, 12:16:38
Looks too small to me. Looks even smaller than a common german city, let's say Königsberg

Funko
14-09-2007, 12:18:11
I don't know if I can say that.

zmama
14-09-2007, 12:19:12
Hamburg has gone missing!

C.G.B. Spender
14-09-2007, 12:19:42
Queue Nicks bear

C.G.B. Spender
14-09-2007, 12:20:07
Originally posted by zmama
Hamburg has gone missing! Nah, it's still here

C.G.B. Spender
14-09-2007, 12:20:56
The map ssems to be the weather forecast.

UK raine

LoD
14-09-2007, 13:41:24
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
Looks too small to me. Looks even smaller than a common german city, let's say Königsberg

I didn't know that being a fief was common for German cities :D.

maroule
14-09-2007, 14:28:51
who'd have thought Voronezh was the center of the world

Provost Harrison
14-09-2007, 17:35:01
I tell you what, I was looking at a map of the world and that light blue one has a massive empire!

DaShi
14-09-2007, 23:07:13
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
I got a map now. Where's the US?

http://www.mytravelguide.com/g/maps/Eastern-Europe-map.gif

It's that tiny bit beneath Lebanon.

Oerdin
15-09-2007, 19:01:47
Originally posted by maroule
who'd have thought Voronezh was the center of the world

Looks like Kazan is closer to the center.

DaShi
16-09-2007, 00:44:51
Also, someone really needs to clean up eastern europe. Those borders are a mess.

Frozen Frog
16-09-2007, 00:52:02
Where are the dragons?

Shining1
16-09-2007, 02:52:41
You bastards always leave New Zealand off. >:(

Oerdin
16-09-2007, 06:44:06
I'm surprised no one has mentioned Iraq.

Gramercy Riffs
16-09-2007, 06:45:56
C'mon, everyone knows NZ isn't real. It was built by Hollywood, as a fake island set to film Lord Of The Rings and other such films.

Gramercy Riffs
16-09-2007, 06:47:25
As was Iraq

Shining1
16-09-2007, 11:04:37
That's *THE* Iraq, I think you'll find.

Chris
16-09-2007, 22:08:15
Turn left at Greenland.

Koshko
16-09-2007, 23:27:38
USANY?

MoSe
17-09-2007, 12:26:27
Originally posted by Oerdin
Looks like Kazan is closer to the center.

I'd rather say Saratov, which by the way it was the unethical Provost name in SMAC, before they changed it in Zakharov because customer previews pointed out that it didn't sound properly russian enough.....

C.G.B. Spender
17-09-2007, 12:27:29
what happened next?

MoSe
17-09-2007, 13:51:24
are you a shrink?

MDA
17-09-2007, 14:05:25
Originally posted by The Shaker
Red, to symbolise that it's a British Colony

They came three thousand miles and died, to keep the past upon its throne.
Unheard beyond the ocean tide, their English mother made her moan.

:)

C.G.B. Spender
17-09-2007, 14:40:49
OK, this is the right map. The other one was obviously an internet hoax.

http://www.funmapsusa.com/uploaded_images/usarvblogmap-747526.jpg

mr_B
17-09-2007, 14:45:11
http://www.davesguitar.com/product/C14548.JPG

C.G.B. Spender
17-09-2007, 14:58:44
Colorado edition:
http://www.soulboxmusic.com/catalog2/images/bo-med.jpg

Drekkus
17-09-2007, 19:53:42
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
Nah, it's still here Only Urg remains!