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Lazarus and the Gimp
29-08-2007, 15:52:28
I've been diagnosed with episcleritis. Sounds impressive, but it just means I've got a scary red eye.

However I note that in 30% of cases it's associated with conditions such as herpes zoster, gout and syphilis.

Funko
29-08-2007, 15:55:14
Burn him!

Caligastia
29-08-2007, 15:59:17
Then there's a 70% chance you don't have syphilis. Wow, I am a whiz at maths!

MDA
29-08-2007, 16:05:36
In 70% of cases its associated with chronic radiation exposure.

from... radioactive stuff, yeah.

Funko
29-08-2007, 16:18:25
Burn him in a sealed container and bury him in concrete!

MoSe
29-08-2007, 16:49:20
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
conditions such as

you mispelled "suck ass"

Koshko
29-08-2007, 18:53:54
So like pink eye but darker.

Vincent
29-08-2007, 18:55:23
thi is not the x-files

mr_B
29-08-2007, 22:40:06
this is not america

Vincent
30-08-2007, 05:20:49
this is not what you wanted

C.G.B. Spender
30-08-2007, 07:17:08
Originally posted by Vincent
thi is not the x-files Are you sure?

Tizzy
30-08-2007, 08:27:08
Are you?

King_Ghidra
30-08-2007, 08:46:46
anyone here prepared to look into laz's scary red eye?

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-08-2007, 10:38:28
You'd only look into my winking brown eye.

MoSe
30-08-2007, 10:45:47
Sing:

"When broooown eeeyes are winkiiiing...."


(There's a tear in your scary red eye,
And I'm wondering why,
For it never should be there at all)

MDA
30-08-2007, 11:07:07
I want to believe.