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C.G.B. Spender
26-11-2001, 22:44:31
Ash me any dumb question about music production or instruments and I'll answer in an incredible dull and dumb fashion.

Examples:
Why are electric guitars red, black, blue, white, yellow, silver, sunburst etc. but never green?
What's the most annoying drum solo?
Why are keyboarders always the dreamer types?
What should a musician eat before a gig?

Funkodrom
26-11-2001, 22:51:42
What's the best way to stop treading on my guitar lead?

Snapcase
26-11-2001, 22:56:13
I've seen a Green guitar. It was kinda mint green, but still.

What's the best tone generation software on the market?

C.G.B. Spender
26-11-2001, 23:06:19
I've seen a Green guitar. It was kinda mint green, but still.

That's an old white Fender or a wannabe old Fender. They go green after some years and so Fender no produces "vintage mint" guitars as a gimmic. It's a lie

Snapcase
26-11-2001, 23:09:18
Would Patti Smith's guitarist use a fake guitar? (Yes)

C.G.B. Spender
26-11-2001, 23:09:49
Originally posted by MikeH
What's the best way to stop treading on my guitar lead? Use an unleaded guitar sound (Gibson: "rhythm", Fender: pos I/II) or try to play keyboard (become a daydreamer kinfd of guy)

C.G.B. Spender
26-11-2001, 23:14:06
Originally posted by Snapcase
Would Patti Smith's guitarist use a fake guitar? (Yes) I love the word guitarist. What Dan E. K. actually uses to make her happy is a secret. Did you know he assisted the compilation of the Rhino box "nuggets", 60s US garage? He's cool, so he can use ANYTHING. He actually ate the summer's cannine balls

Snapcase
26-11-2001, 23:18:08
I thought they seemed a bit too close to each other for comfort. Good lord, she must be twenty years his senior.

Surely the person who compiled the Nuggets compilation was her more famous ex-"guitarist", Lenny Kaye?

C.G.B. Spender
26-11-2001, 23:19:00
How can he be ex if her albums still exist?

C.G.B. Spender
26-11-2001, 23:19:22
And a fake guitar is a banjo ...

Snapcase
26-11-2001, 23:20:32
What about a Ukulele?

Funkodrom
27-11-2001, 09:34:33
Why drummers?

C.G.B. Spender
27-11-2001, 09:43:38
Originally posted by Snapcase
What about a Ukulele? A ukulele is a non guitar. It's too cheap. You can buy an expensive banjo that costs much more than a good electric guitar, and it still sounds weird.

C.G.B. Spender
27-11-2001, 09:44:00
Originally posted by MikeH
Why drummers? Why flies?

FunkyFingers
29-11-2001, 17:41:57
How can a bass player get more popular?

Funkodrom
30-11-2001, 10:30:57
Even I can answer that one, start playing Guitar or singing like Lemmy or Sting.

C.G.B. Spender
30-11-2001, 10:33:15
Originally posted by FunkyFingers
How can a bass player get more popular? Play naked

Tizzy
30-11-2001, 10:47:21
Green guitars.....
Can't remember now who played the green Les Paul I lusted over for a while......

FunkyFingers
03-12-2001, 22:57:05
Why did the bass player ?