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Funko
21-08-2007, 15:35:27
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=62208&in_page_id=34

Where better to hold a beer festival than in a zoo?

A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

'There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage,' zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

The Belgrade Zoo is located within the ancient Kalemegdan fortress in the city center.

A restaurant is located just above the zoo, and thousands have visited the fortress this week for the beer festival.

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.

Lurker the Second
21-08-2007, 16:00:26
That is not good.

Funko
21-08-2007, 16:14:05
I love the quote:

Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage,' zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

Shit... I never would have thought of that!

Also he's called Vuk. :lol:

Koshko
21-08-2007, 22:03:18
I like the fact that multiple people decided that "Hey let's throw our cell phone at that bear!"

Greg W
22-08-2007, 01:36:11
The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage.So presumably he got into the cage, decided he liked the female bear and stripped off. They were getting it on when the male bear wandered in on them and killed the man in a fit of rage.

The female bear defended them getting her lover's body back. The male still wanted to rip him up more.

Or the other way around, the female walked in on the males having sex...

zmama
22-08-2007, 01:55:46
Poor Greg

novacane
22-08-2007, 03:59:49
perhaps this is a common pitfall of a dyslexic alcoholic

MoSe
22-08-2007, 06:40:07
Originally posted by Koshko
I like the fact that multiple people decided that "Hey let's throw our cell phone at that bear!"

maybe it was their ~freinds~: "go get it, now"

C.G.B. Spender
22-08-2007, 07:18:28
Maybe the cell phones were just roaming

Drekkus
22-08-2007, 07:22:25
Sounds like a cool episode for CSI.


But the mindset of the people organising this:
'OK, let's organise a party with lots of totally drunk people, in a zoo with dangerous animals in cages you can easily get into.'

C.G.B. Spender
22-08-2007, 07:30:03
It's dangerous. Next year, the beerbear festival will be held at the train station

Drekkus
22-08-2007, 07:32:19
during rush hour

Dyl Ulenspiegel
22-08-2007, 07:34:12
"CSI Belgrade Zoo" should be a definite hit.