View Full Version : Aussie Woman Shagged to Death by Camel

20-08-2007, 11:00:12
It seems unfeasible that CG doesn't yet have a thread on this story:


A woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel after the animal apparently tried to have sex with her.

The woman was found dead at the family's sheep and cattle ranch near the town of Mitchell in Queensland.

The woman had been given the camel as a 60th birthday present earlier this year because of her love of exotic pets.

The camel was just 10 months old but already weighed 152kg (336lbs) and had come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions.

On Saturday the woman apparently became the object of the male camel's desire.

It knocked her to the ground, lay on top of her and displayed what the police delicately described as mating behaviour.

Young camels are not normally aggressive but can become more threatening if treated and raised as pets.

20-08-2007, 11:39:52
She was humped to death!!!

C.G.B. Spender
20-08-2007, 11:43:19
by a fucking camel!

20-08-2007, 11:47:01

great posts

20-08-2007, 11:49:30
10 months old, isn't that a bit premature?

20-08-2007, 11:50:15
how old is Matrix?

20-08-2007, 12:12:08
16 months

20-08-2007, 12:14:34
Does Greg have an alibi?

Gramercy Riffs
20-08-2007, 12:19:47
A necrophiliac camel?

20-08-2007, 12:24:08
That camel should get a good pets for it's head.

20-08-2007, 12:24:54
She should have ducked.

20-08-2007, 13:30:17
One hump or two, ma'am?

20-08-2007, 13:54:34
Dromedary or Bactrian?

20-08-2007, 14:15:23
Originally posted by Drekkus
That camel should get a good pets for it's head. :lol:

Lurker the Second
20-08-2007, 14:16:44
I bet Venom's on the next plane to Australia just so he can spice up his Saturday nights.

Greg W
21-08-2007, 12:13:02
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
Does Greg have an alibi? I do not own a camel suit, no sirree! What? That? Oh, that's an old rug. No, doesn't resemble a camel at all. Hey, get out, leave it alone!

21-08-2007, 16:58:06
Originally posted by Shining1
One hump or two, ma'am?


21-08-2007, 17:19:25
There are worse ways to die. You could be humped to death by me.

21-08-2007, 23:35:48
orrrr by PH his first hump

22-08-2007, 07:59:00
I guess you are much more likely to be killed by a camel than either of them.

C.G.B. Spender
22-08-2007, 08:00:15
it's more likely to be killed by a camel in the artic ...

22-08-2007, 08:05:14
yes, and it's more likely to be killed by a camel in the Arctic too I think.

C.G.B. Spender
22-08-2007, 08:08:02
Why do you think so?

22-08-2007, 08:08:40

22-08-2007, 11:55:45
Camels in the Attic. I think that will be the title of my autobiography. It will be a pop-up book.

C.G.B. Spender
22-08-2007, 11:59:04
Will the book unfold all secrets of your life?

22-08-2007, 12:26:36
It will be a show-all book.

Provost Harrison
27-08-2007, 11:18:09
She should have snoked a Camel Light instead - she wouldn't have been crushed that way ;)

Resource Consumer
28-08-2007, 18:09:19
She must be a descendant of Catherine the Great..........

Maybe Anastasia escaped after all and went to Australia?

29-08-2007, 07:54:03
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
it's more likely to be killed by a camel in the artic ... Not if you have a lightsaber. Then you can use the inside of the camel to keep warm!

C.G.B. Spender
29-08-2007, 08:05:35
I don't like the sexual innuendo here