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Resource Consumer
06-08-2007, 11:29:30
and head to the shops and save the planet

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article2195538.ece

Dyl Ulenspiegel
06-08-2007, 11:34:21
Manipulated examples, but they point to the absurdity of having oil farmers produce bio-fuels for cars. But it works wonders for the conscience of the clueless.

C.G.B. Spender
06-08-2007, 11:34:21
I immediately start smoking to stop lung cancer

Resource Consumer
06-08-2007, 11:35:28
I am crawling to combat limb amputation

C.G.B. Spender
06-08-2007, 11:35:59
Well, it's 500 m to the shop if you walk from my place or 5 km if you drive (because you have to find a new parking space)

Resource Consumer
06-08-2007, 11:37:00
How far is it if you crawl?

Drekkus
06-08-2007, 11:39:45
The climate could benefit if people avoided exercise, ate less and became couch potatoes. Provided, of course, they remembered to switch off the TV rather than leaving it on standby. I'm finally doing something right!

C.G.B. Spender
06-08-2007, 11:41:17
Originally posted by Resource Consumer
How far is it if you crawl?
Doh, when I'm that drunk I send the kids!

Funko
06-08-2007, 11:45:57
One of the comments on that article is so utterly retarded I'm going to quote it:

Nature has been changing for millions of years. To suggest humans can alter nature is extreme arrogance!

Obviously not a Dutch person.

MoSe
06-08-2007, 12:01:34
I'm all for alternature energy sources

C.G.B. Spender
06-08-2007, 12:03:18
I'm against it, ha!

Drekkus
06-08-2007, 12:07:25
Originally posted by Funko

Obviously not a Dutch person. Sounds retarded enough to be dutch

MDA
06-08-2007, 12:41:02
I'm sure its a Dutch person that just happens to be living in Scotland.

Named Jock.

C.G.B. Spender
06-08-2007, 12:42:40
(Jodokus)

C.G.B. Spender
06-08-2007, 12:44:58
Ik ben vandaag zo vrolijk
zo vrolijk zo vrolijk
Ik ben behoorlijk vrolijk
zo vrolijk was ik nooit

Funko
06-08-2007, 12:45:31
Originally posted by Drekkus
Sounds retarded enough to be dutch I think even the most retarded Dutch person would know that people can change nature?

C.G.B. Spender
06-08-2007, 12:46:44
By building underwater bridges? No, I think he does not know ...

C.G.B. Spender
06-08-2007, 12:49:42
It's easy to change nature once you learned to control your sphincter.

One day I'll gonna learn it!

Resource Consumer
06-08-2007, 12:52:21
Originally posted by Funko
I think even the most retarded Dutch person would know that people can change nature?

by reclaiming land from the sea for example

C.G.B. Spender
06-08-2007, 12:54:09
You're right, Oerdin!

Funko
06-08-2007, 12:54:32
Oh yeah.

C.G.B. Spender
06-08-2007, 12:57:38
by reclaiming land from the sea for example by controling your underwater sphincter

Dyl Ulenspiegel
06-08-2007, 13:17:36
I get the impression that the all-poster-encompassing Keith is slowly becoming Oerdin.

C.G.B. Spender
06-08-2007, 13:20:43
So am I.
Run! He's trying to get us! Run!
Soylent Green is Oerdin!

Drekkus
06-08-2007, 13:32:19
In your car, you mean. In your car!!

MDA
06-08-2007, 14:57:27
Originally posted by Resource Consumer
by reclaiming land from the sea for example

PHd!

Lurker the Second
06-08-2007, 16:59:06
An article about cow farts. Great.