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Scabrous Birdseed
06-08-2007, 08:51:25
This is what he wrote to me today:

Hello! I am bored today. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you. Email me at wj@mailmessagecenter.info only, because I am writing not from my personal email. Hope you will like my pictures.

Drekkus
06-08-2007, 09:10:56
is .info a real domain?

Funko
06-08-2007, 09:13:19
Yes.

C.G.B. Spender
06-08-2007, 09:13:29
.fact would be cool

Resource Consumer
06-08-2007, 10:05:24
.fact would be non internet. FACT

C.G.B. Spender
06-08-2007, 10:06:56
or .fir

Greg W
06-08-2007, 11:24:14
So where's the picture? :hmm:

Scabrous Birdseed
06-08-2007, 11:37:57
You have to email "her".

Greg W
06-08-2007, 11:58:02
Dang. Okay, I'll do it from one of my rarely used accounts. I'll update with progress.

Greg W
07-08-2007, 07:27:58
Disappointed. I sent the email, and I haven't received anything yet. :cry:

C.G.B. Spender
07-08-2007, 07:31:54
Maybe she's on holiday!

Drekkus
07-08-2007, 07:43:27
Maybe she's just not that bored

C.G.B. Spender
07-08-2007, 07:46:46
Maybe she thinks he's mr_B sending mail using Greg's email account.

Drekkus
07-08-2007, 07:49:12
Maybe mrB is really Kurt Russel

C.G.B. Spender
07-08-2007, 07:51:47
Maybe Kurt Russel is Schnitzel Stephan

Drekkus
07-08-2007, 08:30:11
That would explain his escape from new york

Greg W
03-10-2007, 06:42:21
Would you believe that I finally got a reply, almost 2 months later? :lol:Hi my new friend
Im glad to see that you have decided to reply,I see it is very short
letter.
It is all right because you are astonished to get my letter.
I want you to know that I have only good intentions and I have not any
secrets.
The thing is that I will work in your country for three months or so
and
I would like to meet a nice man to fall in love or just be closest
friends.
I don't want to live in Russia because I have not any chances here,
it is hardly possible to explain from first time but I want you to know
my plans.
I will work in any shop, bar or restaurant the agency that i am going
through will suggest me some locations.
It will be my choice in the end as to what option to go for.
So I will have a simple work till I improve my English. And I can
choose any
town of your area,agency will only help me to get a visa and all travel
documents + some suggested placed to work in.
My best friend last year met the man from the USA when she worked there
for three months, too.
She had two jobs. From morning till 4 pm she worked in amusement park
and after it she worked as a waitress in some bar till midnight.
She was very tired of course but made very good money there.
It is special programm for young people who wants to work abroad and I
think it is the right way for me ,
I am lost here,and I think that I look pretty enough to find a better
place .I want to repeat the same way,it is
only my chance to meet a nice man.I want to work in USA or in Europe or
any
nice country. I am full of plans and different dreams and I want to
share my
life with good man because I'm also full of love and tenderness,I know
that
I am not so beautiful like Hollywood Princess but I do hope to meet my
Prince and
I am sure he will be not be disappoined to meet me in the real life!
This is why I am going to go through the same way.
Well,I will close this letter and I do hope to get your reply.
I will leave russia in two weeks or so (I can't tell you everything
exactly
right now) and I would like tobe sure that I have the man who waits for
me there. I will work all day and I want to find a man to spend all
free time
together to get to know each other better.if you have any interest to
meet me I will be more than happy to meet you too.
I will tell you all details about me and my life if you like my
pictures and
want to meet me! please send picture of you too!!!
I write to you with my new mailbox mayka@freemailserve.biz, please
write
letters now only on this mailbox.
I will wait your next letter.
Kiss you ,Mayja (this is my name)!

Greg W
03-10-2007, 06:49:11
And three photos:

http://users.bigpond.net.au/gregpw/do.jpeg

http://users.bigpond.net.au/gregpw/l.jpeg

http://users.bigpond.net.au/gregpw/viosun.jpeg

:love:

maroule
03-10-2007, 07:45:24
so Ivan nicked pics from his little sister...

Shining1
03-10-2007, 07:48:52
Wow...*

(*NOT the pictures)

Greg W
03-10-2007, 08:56:58
What does she have to do with World of Warcraft? ;)

I'm wondering how to continue? Pretending to be disabled is my fave right now. It's probably automated anyway, but it might make the replies funny. :D

Drekkus
03-10-2007, 10:31:22
What happened to her face in that third picture??

Funko
03-10-2007, 10:33:23
The worst airbrushing ever.

Funko
03-10-2007, 10:33:57
Originally posted by Greg W
I'm wondering how to continue? Pretending to be disabled is my fave right now.

Pretending?

Venom
03-10-2007, 11:52:15
Tell her you're not just the Short Bus Driver, you're also a rider.

MoSe
03-10-2007, 11:54:34
Originally posted by Drekkus
What happened to her face in that third picture??

She's got Terminator eyes!

Greg W
03-10-2007, 13:29:43
Originally posted by Funko
Pretending? Well, perhaps more disabled would be a better spin. :cute:

Cruddy
03-10-2007, 13:41:34
Kurt Russel is a transexual pervert!


Well? We all need a hobby.

Caligastia
03-10-2007, 14:06:03
Originally posted by Venom
Tell her you're not just the Short Bus Driver, you're also a rider.


..and that he makes Stephen Hawking look like an Olympic Athlete.

Shining1
03-10-2007, 14:52:36
Be nice. She wrote Greg a very long and touching letter. :D

MoSe
03-10-2007, 14:54:34
driving Short Buses must be a helluva lot easier

Greg W
04-10-2007, 00:49:56
Hell yeah. Less overhang, shorter wheelbase...

Anyway, I think I have decided on trailer park trash. Maybe my first email later today...

Koshko
04-10-2007, 04:38:34
Hey I had an email conversation with that very chick!
She'll love you long time for money to visit your country on a work visa.

C.G.B. Spender
04-10-2007, 06:35:12
So would I!

Oerdin
04-10-2007, 06:50:55
It's true love.

MoSe
04-10-2007, 06:55:41
hey, after all a marriage is a CONTRACT, I'll never get why they should question it by messing and corrupting it with that ~love~ thing

C.G.B. Spender
04-10-2007, 07:21:08
Originally posted by Drekkus
What happened to her face in that third picture?? She got Michaeljacksonized

MoSe
04-10-2007, 07:24:52
THRILLER!

Aredhran
04-10-2007, 07:33:55
beat it.

DanQ
04-10-2007, 13:10:16
I am sure you bastards all do that every day

King_Ghidra
04-10-2007, 13:14:20
you forgot 'while sticking a finger up your arses'

C.G.B. Spender
04-10-2007, 13:20:58
who could ever forget that! :love:

Drekkus
04-10-2007, 13:54:36
Is this about that hokey pokey bumwank thread?

King_Ghidra
04-10-2007, 14:56:31
link please!

Aredhran
04-10-2007, 15:40:45
:brwncard:

Greg W
07-10-2007, 09:01:15
Well, I finally sent a response:Hi Mayja,

Sorry fer takin so long ter reply

As you saw earlier, my name's Gary. Or if you'd prefer ter use my full name, Gary Paul Jim Bob Weenah. I like in Arkansas in a little trailer park in a town called Dumas, which is pronounced doomas, and not dum ass like most people like ter say.

It was great ter read your email. I'm currently in my cousin's caravan, as she's got free internet access from some bloke she gives a rusty trombone ter once a week. I might gets one off her myself later, she's very giving like that is Mary Sue.

We got an amusement park real close ter us too, and one of the clowns is one of my other cousins, Sue Ellen. We go down there after the shows and party together, share a reefer or two, and maybe a bit of Aunt Flo's Country Fudge. She's very sweet like that, and her fudge is ter die for!

So, as you can probably tell, me and my family get on real well. In fact, most of us live in the same trailer park. There was 4 generations of us here at one point, but then Great Gramma Ellen had a heart attack while cottaging in the toilet block. I hope I'm as energetic as her at her age.

Anyways miss Mayja, that's a real sexy name you got there too you know. And your photos. Yeehaw, I'll be hanging that above my bed tonight when I gives me cousin Layney an Abe Lincoln. And my cousin Jim Bob wants to see one of you in a bakini if you got one. I gots to go soon, but I'd like to chat with you some more. If you come here and work some and want a place to stay, that'd be mighty fine, all my cousins would like ter put you up for a night, as long as I gets first dibs.

Heck, with your money, we might even be able to finally dig up Gramma Ellen from behind the toilets and give her a proper funeral!

Hope to hear from you soon,
Gary.

And I sent her this photo, though I didn't explain which one I was:
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/hick-23787.jpg

Venom
07-10-2007, 12:50:17
I think I know the guy on the right.

mr_B
07-10-2007, 14:43:30
that's rocky balboa

Vincent
07-10-2007, 15:56:31
nah, it's Gary. the other guy is Greg

Greg W
08-10-2007, 12:48:33
Nah, they both have more hair than me.

Funko
08-10-2007, 12:49:51
I like that the guy on the left has a totally nerdy t-shirt on.

Drekkus
08-10-2007, 13:07:26
what does it say and what does it mean?

Venom
08-10-2007, 13:14:40
It's a hacker shirt.

Drekkus
08-10-2007, 13:27:56
He looks more like a houthacker

Aredhran
15-10-2007, 12:53:20
This thread is quality !!! Any news from your pretty Russian girlfriend ?

Greg W
17-10-2007, 10:44:54
Ooh, I got a reply on monday:Hello my dear Gary, thank you for your answer!
At first I think I have to say that I am new in internet and I have
only good intentions.
you should know that I am not very good writer in english, please be
patient to read my
messages and see many mistakes. to be fair I don't know what you want
to know about me,in principle
I am usual girl.I think I should tell you about me, my interests,tastes
and hobbies.I think I will tell you
about things I want to know about you and you will know my future
questions.
I am 25 years old,my birthday is December, 25, 1981. I so much don't
want to get older ,when I can see old women I
am
getting crazy to think that it is my future .I do all the best to keep
my youth and I keep my body well.In
spite of all
difficultes here I am trying to be in good condition and I do a lot of
exercises to be in good shape!
I am about 172 cm tall (5.6) and my weight is about 56 kg. I've been
told I look well enough ,
and I think that all women have own beaty. I have never been married
and I don`t have children.
I have one youngest sisters and it is great problem for us because we
have only two rooms flat.you can't
imagine what does it mean to be born
in small town in Russia,there are not any chances to live well,to get a
good job.All young people leave towns
to search
great luck in big cities but nobody waits for them there. I want to
leave Russia,I know it sounds ugly but I
know that I
will be lost here like many young girls before me. It is not place to
grow children and have stable future.I
want to meet my right man .
I think in future I can work as fitness trainer I have a certificate.
My mother is my great problem too,she has
a great dream to see me
married and she wants to make me happy but I think it is only my
business I am not a little child. She tells
me every day
that I should get married very soon... To be fair I am not sure I am
able to explain all in first message I
want to say so much! I just want you to know that I am not afraid to
work,I am fairly goal
oriented and I am sure you will be not disappoined to meet me in real
life.I am going to spend three months
abroad to work in any good place,agency promises to help me because it
is only the way I can leave Russia.I
will have all documents
to travel in a few days and i will travel to moscow then,from moscow I
will travel to you and they ask me about
name of the city i am going to work,
if you don't mind to meet me please tell me the name of your city and
nearest international airport! I will
book my flight from moscow!
I think it would be so great to meet my love and stay there forever.I
know that it is not so easy like I think
but I think it is possible that I meat my real love.
I want to love and to be loved I want to build our own happiness,only
me and my man there. I don't smoke,I
tried to smoke when I was younger.
I may have a glass of red dry vine,sometimes it helps to relax. I try
to take care of my body and face. I know
it is all I have.
My soul may have any itnterst for you later, I thinkso.I am not a
little girl and I know that at first almost
all men look
at body ,legs and face.God created males such persons. Well,I think I
am lost in my letter,I am not sure you
understand my goals,please feel free to ask.
I live in Russia,town Hor, Lenina street 9, flat 37 ,it is near big
city Habarovsk.
My town is rather far from Moscow. Moscow is a capital of my country. I
want you to reply if you understand my
mind,my intentions,my soul,if
not please reply too, I will continue my searching. Well, I will close
this letter,I think you are tired to
read
it.and If you think that I should write shorter letters please tell me.
I write from internet cafe in
Habarovsk because there are not cafes and possibility to use internet
in my small town,we have 4 digital phone
number and we
can't call abroad.Even to call in any big town here in Russia I have to
order the call in advance.and I would
like to say
please don't worry if I keep silence sometimes I have no time to travel
,it is about 25 minutes by bus from my
town till Habarovsk
Please tell me more about you,your tastes,likes and dislikes .also I
have a few impotant questions do you
like strong drinks too much?can you be very drunk?very ofthen?can you
be rude with women?
Well,I have to stop or I will write without ending.Kiss you !see you
later. In my next e-mail I will write you
more things about myself and
more details about my trip and work. I will miss you, your Mayja.

P.S. I like your photosShe liked my photo! :beer:

Three more of her:
http://users.bigpond.net.au/gregpw/r4.jpeg

http://users.bigpond.net.au/gregpw/r5.jpeg

http://users.bigpond.net.au/gregpw/r6.jpeg

Funko
17-10-2007, 11:30:57
"can you be rude with women"?

Venom
17-10-2007, 12:08:31
I flew by Khabarovsk when I was going to Malaysia. Yes, my pilot was lost.

You should tell her you're in Japan on business and you're coming over.

Funko
17-10-2007, 12:16:39
I want greg to answer the question.

Funko
17-10-2007, 12:17:29
I think Greg should take the question entirely the wrong way and be almost offended at the suggestion he can't hold his liquor or wouldn't want to get up to some rude things with women.

MoSe
17-10-2007, 12:18:49
"I can be whoever you want, as long as it turns you on"

Venom
17-10-2007, 12:21:00
Herbert Hoover!

King_Ghidra
17-10-2007, 12:46:23
Liking that last pic. Reminiscent of:

http://www.thecityreview.com/wally4.gif

Perhaps she is an art lover!

Aredhran
17-10-2007, 13:58:36
with Greg, she'd better be a fart lover...

Greg W
18-10-2007, 10:24:26
I'm thinking of asking her if her sister is coming over too. Would that be being "rude with women"?

Funko
18-10-2007, 10:32:58
Maybe you should check that she's a good christian girl, and more importantly a virgin so that you can marry her. (But up the bum doesn't count obviously).

Greg W
18-10-2007, 10:40:37
Hmm, I'm not sure that it's a good idea for you to give me ideas or not... :cute:

Oh, and of course sex with other girls wouldn't count either!

Greg W
22-10-2007, 10:38:38
How to respond, how to respond? Right now I am tempted to simply send the HMS Pinafore song about the Modern Major General as saying a bit about me.

Or just ask if she's into bum sex threesomes with her sister of course.

C.G.B. Spender
22-10-2007, 10:52:53
I want to know if she has a dog