View Full Version : Always been curious about how rappers are hung?

03-08-2007, 10:19:31
http://socialitelife.com/2007/08/01/karrine_stephans_must_have_a_vagina_the_size_of_th e_holland_tunnel.php

I guess the Holland tunnel is pretty big.

03-08-2007, 10:40:45
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Mr. Bas
03-08-2007, 10:54:42
Kim Holland's tunnel?

03-08-2007, 11:02:19
http://socialitelife.com/2007/08/01/karrine_stephans_must_have_a_vagina_the_size_of_th e_holland_tunnel.php

Sorry to work blue, but this one's down and dirty. Karrinne Stephans, aka "Superhead", is a video vixen/authoress/penis addict who's famous for allegedly having been plowed by any black man who's ever had a record contract and a penis. Seriously, does she actually just come into the room when you finish signing the document and drop her panties? She's up front about all this in her new book - "The Vixen Diaries". When I say upfront, I say she goes into descriptions about the men she's had in almost gynecological terms. Oh, and she outs Usher. Yeah!

How was the sex? It was f*cking horrible and on top of that it was smelling back there. This man is not packing, his d*ck is way small and he was having a hard time trying to find my hole. Then ol' boy did something out of this world, he yelled out something haitian and some big ugly black man came out and walked over to Usher and they started making out. I was sick to my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.
Lovely! Homophobic bitch. Kidding, I probably woulda gotten nauseous, too. For your reading pleasure, I'm going to run the entire list of men she says she's banged and her description of how it was. This woman studies penis like a judge at a dog show. Which is an appropriate analogy. Enjoy!

List of Rappers
Mystikal - long
Trick Daddy - long and full of energy
Twista - medium
Will Smith - long
Xzibit - long but comes to quick
Kool G Rap - Long but cant fuck
Talib Kweli - medium
Redman - hung like a banana
Black Thought - medium
Russel Simmons - small
Khujo from Goodie Mob - very long
Ja Rule - Long and full of energy
Jay-Z - Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he's on top
OutKast - Both big but Big Boi is bigger and fatter Dre's is long and slim
Pete Rock - big
Puff Daddy - medium
Rakim - Long
Mobb Deep - havoc is big but Prodigy is small
M.O.P. - Long pipes but Danze has a smelly body odor
Nas - small
Nelly - medium
Scarface - medium
Snoop Dogg - too long
Ol' Dirty Bastard - may his big dick rest in peace
Clipse - They're both long but they cant fuck and Pusha T's breath stinks
Common - Long but too skinny
Da Brat - can eat a pussy.
Mos Def - long but his breath stinks
Timbaland - long and fat but cant fuck and comes to quick
Too $hort - long and thick but talks to much shit in bed
Q Tip - long but skinny. He has an asshole personality
Mase - Long but he has an asshole personality too
Master P - nice and long and can fuck
Method Man - Long but comes to quick
Missy Elliott - pussy has a bad odor
50 Cent - medium/long
Big Punisher - The same size of a can of air freshener
Busta Rhymes - Big and long bit cant fuck. Just because you are left sore he thinks he did something.
Canibus - real long
Noreaga - Long but he cant fuck
Lil Wayne - nice and long
Kanye West - Big but he cant fuck
KRS-One - small
LL Cool J - Nice and fat
The LOX - All of them are big except for styles. styles is very tiny. And J Hood is abnormaly fat
Ludacris - Just perfect. Long and fat
DMX - Long and can fuck forever
Fabolous - big dick but comes to fast
Fat Joe - small at first but when erect he's impressive.
Wyclef - Long but his breath stinks
Ghostface Killah - Long but he comes to quick

Charming. How much for a condo in that complex in her vajay? You know it's big enough. Complete with parking.

C.G.B. Spender
03-08-2007, 11:04:28
The requested page could not be found.

Scabrous Birdseed
03-08-2007, 11:04:35
That's exactly the same link as before.


is what you mean.

03-08-2007, 11:14:09
well, the text is there now, so the link is a bit redundant now

Scabrous Birdseed
03-08-2007, 11:27:27
It wasn't there when I made the reply, sly-editing dutchman!

C.G.B. Spender
03-08-2007, 11:28:04
Lies! It was always there!

03-08-2007, 11:32:01
With piano wire?

03-08-2007, 11:42:17
I always wanted such comprehensive information on rappers cocks.

C.G.B. Spender
03-08-2007, 11:43:20
It should be added to CDDB

03-08-2007, 11:45:46
I wish Scabby had used TinyUrl instead of SnipUrl for the link. Circumsision information is not provided.

03-08-2007, 16:23:45
It doesn't tell which way they hang? Whether there are any interesting features? How veiny it is? Besides the afrementioned lack of circumcission information.

I am afraid this is lacking.


03-08-2007, 16:24:17
Post of the week.

03-08-2007, 16:25:37
I'm horrified, yet amused by Limllller's insight.