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Cort Haus
25-07-2007, 11:41:50
Just wundrin', like.

Funko
25-07-2007, 11:42:21
Occasionally I think.

Resource Consumer
25-07-2007, 11:43:05
Is he still banned from Poly?

Drekkus
25-07-2007, 11:47:15
Vincent sent him to Hawaiapulco

Cort Haus
25-07-2007, 11:58:41
Originally posted by Resource Consumer
Is he still banned from Poly?

Yes.

Scabrous Birdseed
25-07-2007, 12:03:03
I'm Asher's AE.

Funko
25-07-2007, 12:04:50
Hi, I'm Markos.

MOBIUS
25-07-2007, 12:46:06
No, I'm Markos.

Scabrous Birdseed
25-07-2007, 12:47:07
I'm MOBIUS.

Scabrous Birdseed
25-07-2007, 12:47:33
I'm Scabrous Birdseed.

MOBIUS
25-07-2007, 12:48:10
Good, then you can tell me where I left my bank statement.:bounce:

Scabrous Birdseed
25-07-2007, 12:50:17
I, MOBIUS, will call our bank and get a new one, can I remind myself of my own credit card details please?

Sure thing.

John Doe
25-07-2007, 12:53:42
And I'm one of the disciples (http://www.spectacularopticals.com/DOM1.html)

MOBIUS
25-07-2007, 12:54:55
No, it's definitely in the house.

Lefty Scaevola
25-07-2007, 20:22:41
Originally posted by Cort Haus
Is Asher still here? Ming's Angry Colon banned him from Counterglow.

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25-07-2007, 22:55:19
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MOBIUS
25-07-2007, 23:01:32
Couldn't we just have one semi in there...?

Semi Colon
26-07-2007, 11:33:39
I am only half the man I was

Vincent
26-07-2007, 15:19:22
I like Mr_B's Colon quote. Good work, congrats!

Resource Consumer
26-07-2007, 17:27:28
He works hard

Resource Consumer
28-07-2007, 18:11:08
Never one to avoid a car crash in slow motion, of course. The following gems have popped up on the site of the uber-mensch, giant penises and exponentially driven IQs:


I am Asher's SO.

I've listened to him whine about this repeatedly, and finally taking the time to view all of the threads in question, I've been able to utilize what is known as "reasoning" to determine several lies being propagate by the administration.

"Ming" is asserting Dave is "lying" and spreading "propaganda", when it's really clear that the opposite is what is occuring. Dave was not banned for quoting private messags on another site. If anyone here is capable of reading, I'd suggest you read what those PMs contained.

Those PMs indicated he was to be indefinitely banned, pending fellatio to the administration and an acknowledgement that he is to bend over at their demand and continue to be placed at a completely different enforcement level as everyone else. This is clearly not why he was banned.

The truth, as Dave has communicated to me and if someone takes a few minutes to review why he wass banned in the first place, is the administration on this site tired of him. He can be abrasive and rude, of course, but the actions the administration use only encourage such behaviour by creating conflict rather than enforcing rules.

I strongly recommend the lot of you read some basic psychology books. Without knowing "Ming"'s age, you'd think he was 18, not in his 50s.

It's time for you lot to grow up and treat this site, and its posters, responsibily.

Ban me for some arbitrary rule if you wish -- unlike Dave, I could never enjoy posting on a site that's essentially a children's playground ruled by bullies who ban people, then lie about them (I think that's legally called slander, and I'd watch out about that).

Thanks,
John


I am no biologist but isn't it difficult to bend over and take this enforcement AND give fellatio unless more than one of the moderators is involved?

I think Ming is being unfairly treated and the whole sex ring needs to be out in the open

Scabrous Birdseed
28-07-2007, 18:20:21
Actually, "Dave" is obviously David Icke (abrasive, lives in Canada) and space lizards have two penises.

TCO
28-07-2007, 19:06:08
LINK!?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
28-07-2007, 19:50:17
Originally posted by Resource Consumer

I think Ming is being unfairly treated and the whole sex ring needs to be out in the open

It just shows that it is all about asher's ass.

Beta1
28-07-2007, 20:15:03
"Ming" is asserting Dave is "lying" and spreading "propaganda", when it's really clear that the opposite is what is occuring. Dave was not banned for quoting private messags on another site. If anyone here is capable of reading, I'd suggest you read what those PMs contained.



Asher is Bossman? Or is Bossman Asher's SO?

Am I still Keith or is that someone else?

I think I need another bottle of wine to make sense of this.

Vincent
28-07-2007, 20:20:24
You're Keith. Now send me the wine

Resource Consumer
29-07-2007, 18:21:00
WIne is consumer. Now where were we?

Resource Consumer
29-07-2007, 18:21:26
Originally posted by TCO
LINK!?

search poly you tosser ;)

TCO
29-07-2007, 18:56:40
Buuuut, moooooom!

Fergus & The Brazen Car
30-07-2007, 09:14:52
" Hello, Dave ? "

Drekkus
30-07-2007, 09:34:12
Originally posted by Resource Consumer
I am no biologist but isn't it difficult to bend over and take this enforcement AND give fellatio unless more than one of the moderators is involved?
:lol:

Frozen Frog
31-07-2007, 01:07:58
What we have here is failure to communicate.

Asher
31-07-2007, 04:26:34
We were in Hawaii. And yes, that was my SO who posted.

Asher
31-07-2007, 04:31:17
Reading the thread now, why am I not shocked that an administrator on Apolyton is making blatant personal attacks?


So either Asher is so damned pathetic that his SO felt the need to post (he was an ass and got banned off an online message board... why you should make such a big deal about it that your SO feels the need to defend you on it is beyond me), or he's so pathetic that he made a DL acting as his SO to make a post. Either way, doesn't look good.

Fucking losers.

And yes, my SO's post was ill-advised, but so was the cheap liquor at Costco we bought and I subsequently passed out from at the time. But the response by an administrator at Apolyton is very predictable...and insulting.

Fuck Imran -- no wonder his fiancee left his overweight ass.

Asher
31-07-2007, 04:34:12
Meanwhile, while Imran was insulting the "pathetic" person that conveniently couldn't reply to his post, these pathetic activities were happening at an Island resort: http://picasaweb.google.com/davemilford/HawaiiVacation

http://lh4.google.com/davemilford/Rqpz49xWjtI/AAAAAAAABBc/OERZ9Y4AttA/s800/IMG_1163.JPG

Vincent
31-07-2007, 05:06:04
aaawww, little poor Asher

Drekkus
31-07-2007, 07:19:40
Oh my, hawaii looks okay

mr_B
31-07-2007, 07:27:32
Originally posted by Vincent
I like Mr_B's Colon quote. Good work, congrats! Thanks, you've got an eye for talent

Oerdin
31-07-2007, 10:48:48
Originally posted by Asher

Fuck Imran -- no wonder his fiancee left his overweight ass.

He can be a dick sometimes. Imran liked to claim that anyone who spoke bad of his beloved prophet mohammed was clearly a racist. Even daring to point out mohammed was a world class cunt who killed or enslaved virtually every Jew in Arabia or other inconvient facts brought the charge of being racist. Fuck him.

Funko
31-07-2007, 10:51:50
So your job in Iraq was winning the hearts and minds of the locals was it? Must have gone well.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
31-07-2007, 10:54:35
Oerdin, the original basra man-eating badger!

King_Ghidra
31-07-2007, 11:51:42
Originally posted by Funko
So your job in Iraq was winning the hearts and minds of the locals was it? Must have gone well.

:lol:

Vincent
31-07-2007, 13:41:50
Worked here

Dyl Ulenspiegel
31-07-2007, 13:43:45
So you lost your heart and mind to Oerdin?

Vincent
31-07-2007, 13:45:41
Yeah, as much as the Iroquis did. Iraquese? Iraqians?

Scabrous Birdseed
31-07-2007, 13:47:04
Iraccoons.

Funko
31-07-2007, 15:32:58
I am not a racist but...

MOBIUS
31-07-2007, 15:35:37
Funko has morphed into Cali...:eek:

Vincent
31-07-2007, 16:11:25
Who?

Eklektikos
31-07-2007, 17:11:10
http://county-map.digital-topo-maps.com/california-county-map.gif

TCO
01-08-2007, 00:21:31
Imran is a typical moderate/apostate. Or even worse.

Vincent
01-08-2007, 05:00:26
He's quite a nice bloke and I like what he said about poodles

Poison Arrow Frog
01-08-2007, 05:34:59
Originally posted by Funko
So your job in Iraq was winning the hearts and minds of the locals was it? Must have gone well.

I was really just baiting him because he was being so holier then thou. In any event the whole Iraq pooch was screwed long before I got there.

Poison Arrow Frog
01-08-2007, 07:35:06
Originally posted by Funko
I am not a racist but...

What ever, man. Mohammed really was a murderous a-hole. He killed thousands of people, he ordered the genocide of all Jews in Arabia, and he was a pedophile who had sex with a 9 year old child. I realize that lots of conquorers in history were murderous a-holes but I object when people like Imran run around saying Mohammed was this great guy who everyone should look up to. He isn't.

C.G.B. Spender
01-08-2007, 07:37:49
I think he's quite cool.

mr_B
01-08-2007, 07:56:49
he's the greatest

sting laaik a butterfly
float laaik a bee

Funko
01-08-2007, 08:13:43
Originally posted by Poison Arrow Frog
What ever, man. Mohammed really was a murderous a-hole. He killed thousands of people, he ordered the genocide of all Jews in Arabia, and he was a pedophile who had sex with a 9 year old child. I realize that lots of conquorers in history were murderous a-holes but I object when people like Imran run around saying Mohammed was this great guy who everyone should look up to. He isn't.

I was actually responding to Scabby's Iraccoons post... but that's fine.

Funko
01-08-2007, 08:14:16
Wait... is Poison Arrow Frog Oerdin? :confused:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
01-08-2007, 08:15:39
Not Ming?

C.G.B. Spender
01-08-2007, 08:19:23
Not Mohammed?

Drekkus
01-08-2007, 08:41:54
Mo hammed mo problems

Dyl Ulenspiegel
01-08-2007, 08:45:13
You mean "No hammed no cry"?

C.G.B. Spender
01-08-2007, 08:47:06
Mo hammed Mo Ped

Drekkus
01-08-2007, 09:11:18
STOP, Hammed time!

Scabrous Birdseed
01-08-2007, 09:26:06
Moe Hammed his sandwiches with special care.

OldWarrior_42
01-08-2007, 10:34:37
So your job in Iraq was winning the hearts and minds of the locals was it? Must have gone well.

That post was fucking hilarious. And I would have to say yes... apparently Poisn Arrow Frog is Oerdin. seems....

MOBIUS
01-08-2007, 12:17:14
What do you call a man trapped between two houses with one more piece of ham on his head than he did before...?

Drekkus
01-08-2007, 12:25:55
How many pieces of ham did he have before?

C.G.B. Spender
01-08-2007, 12:29:19
Are those houses tall?

Drekkus
01-08-2007, 12:30:14
How did the houses trap the guy, did they hunt him down?

C.G.B. Spender
01-08-2007, 12:32:59
What is the man's name?

St Fellatio of Blowjob
01-08-2007, 12:34:27
Originally posted by MOBIUS
What do you call a man trapped between two houses with one more piece of ham on his head than he did before...?

Alley Hamed Hamed

Funko
01-08-2007, 12:35:24
Mohammed Ali

MOBIUS
01-08-2007, 12:40:15
:D

St Fellatio of Blowjob
01-08-2007, 12:41:51
:lol:

MOBIUS
01-08-2007, 12:44:07
Originally posted by Drekkus
How many pieces of ham did he have before?

There's a previous joke where he has only one piece, to set up the 'Mo' joke - but I was too lazy to do them both when the Mohamed bit was the topical bit...

So I improvised.

C.G.B. Spender
01-08-2007, 12:47:29
That should kill this thread

MOBIUS
01-08-2007, 12:54:25
Talking of Asher still being 'here', the mods on that other site have now actually gone to the extremes of banning all mention of Asher in their threads whatsoever...

That means no threads about Israelite tribes, Christian rock bands...:(

It is like they are trying to erase Asher from the very fabric of their site.

C.G.B. Spender
01-08-2007, 12:55:57
What a happy site that must be

St Fellatio of Blowjob
01-08-2007, 12:56:09
Do you mean that they censor the words directly or meerely that they will ban posters mentioning his name?

C.G.B. Spender
01-08-2007, 13:00:34
We should censor it too. I'll ask whatshisname to do so. The mumbling guy

MOBIUS
01-08-2007, 13:03:55
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
What a happy site that must be

Ironically no, because the name Asher actually means "happy"...:clueless:

MOBIUS
01-08-2007, 13:05:34
Originally posted by St Fellatio of Blowjob
Do you mean that they censor the words directly or meerely that they will ban posters mentioning his name?

The words are censored directly from the title which presents a funny state of affairs when 'Let's talk about Asher' is changed to 'Let's talk about the son of Jacob', considering he had 12 sons...:D

Dyl Ulenspiegel
01-08-2007, 13:06:50
Just talk about Ascher, then.

C.G.B. Spender
01-08-2007, 13:07:22
I still haven't figured out what's so cool about that site. Must be a nerd thing

C.G.B. Spender
01-08-2007, 13:08:13
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Just talk about Ascher, then.

http://www.ebbk.essen.de/abinsnetz/abinsnetz2006/gruppe7/aschenbecher.jpg

Dyl Ulenspiegel
01-08-2007, 13:09:21
ge-nau

MOBIUS
01-08-2007, 13:15:38
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
I still haven't figured out what's so cool about that site. Must be a nerd thing

Making the mods look stupid every day has a certain appeal when you're bored at work.

C.G.B. Spender
01-08-2007, 13:19:13
Ah, it's like nosepicking then

MOBIUS
01-08-2007, 13:27:08
Ming the unfeasibly large bogey...:lol:

Would he be a crusty one, or a squidgy mucousy one?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
01-08-2007, 13:39:00
"squidgy mucousy"

Sounds like hungarian nobility.

C.G.B. Spender
01-08-2007, 14:04:08
yeah, from an operetta.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
01-08-2007, 14:04:38
The french election operetta

C.G.B. Spender
01-08-2007, 14:07:25
the squidgy csárdás mucousy

Oerdin
01-08-2007, 23:20:26
Originally posted by Funko
Wait... is Poison Arrow Frog Oerdin? :confused:

Yeah, drunken posting has exposed another AE. ;)

Asher
02-08-2007, 18:24:26
How lame is it that the admin (and their friends) on Apolyton continue to insult me publicly after they banned me. For "insulting people", of all things, which actually was not the case the past two times I was arbitrarily banned.

I'm continually amazed by their growing incompetence.

Vincent
02-08-2007, 18:33:21
or is it competence?

MOBIUS
03-08-2007, 00:52:18
I had Rah refuse to ban me 'because that's what I wanted' despite posting the same thread multiply after he multiply deleted it because it had 'Asher' in the title (that's a new offence BTW)...:lol:

I've got the PM to prove it...:cute:

Fergus & The Brazen Car
03-08-2007, 09:24:46
Originally posted by Poison Arrow Frog

and he was a pedophile who had sex with a 9 year old child.

Proof, please.

Drekkus
03-08-2007, 09:27:46
NO, STOP

Take that shit to poly, not here.

Funko
03-08-2007, 09:44:03
LazGimp has already had that discussion with him over there anyway, re: historical sources and bias etc. No need to rehash it here.

MOBIUS
03-08-2007, 09:55:09
Originally posted by Drekkus
NO, STOP

Take that shit to poly, not here.

This is the honorary Poly thread, it's got Asher in the title - what else do you think it's about?;)

C.G.B. Spender
03-08-2007, 09:58:40
There is no thing as honorary Poly thread. Crap is crap - FACT

Dyl Ulenspiegel
03-08-2007, 10:01:21
Wrong. Due to my superior IQ, I can identify 237 different kinds of crap.

C.G.B. Spender
03-08-2007, 10:02:03
But I said FACT

Drekkus
03-08-2007, 10:02:29
Neverending bullshit discussions never go anywhere. I've never seen an online discussion where someone said: "Mmm, well, maybe you are right and I am wrong. Congratulations, you have won this debate!!" It just keeps going on and on and on, escalating into personal attacks, etc.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
03-08-2007, 10:06:35
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
But I said FACT

LINK?

C.G.B. Spender
03-08-2007, 10:07:22
No it isn't, you assehole!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
03-08-2007, 10:13:35
:(

mr_B
03-08-2007, 10:14:37
Originally posted by Drekkus
Neverending bullshit discussions never go anywhere. I've never seen an online discussion where someone said: "Mmm, well, maybe you are right and I am wrong. Congratulations, you have won this debate!!" It just keeps going on and on and on, escalating into personal attacks, etc. you are right and made your point

C.G.B. Spender
03-08-2007, 10:22:05
no he's not

Drekkus
03-08-2007, 10:22:09
\o/

Funko
03-08-2007, 10:31:04
Originally posted by Drekkus
Neverending bullshit discussions never go anywhere. I've never seen an online discussion where someone said: "Mmm, well, maybe you are right and I am wrong. Congratulations, you have won this debate!!" It just keeps going on and on and on, escalating into personal attacks, etc.

You nazi.

Drekkus
03-08-2007, 10:35:06
NO, YOU ARE A NAZI!!!

C.G.B. Spender
03-08-2007, 10:36:43
no, I am

Funko
03-08-2007, 10:36:55
No you aren't.

MOBIUS
03-08-2007, 10:41:25
OMG!!! You've Godwinised this thread - you all lose because I know the technical term of bringing up nazis in an argument...

And you are all big poopy sphincter-heads!

MOBIUS
03-08-2007, 10:41:48
Don't you see the fun you're missing out on...?:)

Funko
03-08-2007, 10:41:56
I knew what I was doing.

C.G.B. Spender
03-08-2007, 10:42:47
First time ever

MOBIUS
03-08-2007, 10:43:42
No you didn't because I know what you're thinking by using my special high IQ +1 mind raping powers!

mr_B
03-08-2007, 10:45:14
did you found your banktralala-papertje?

Funko
03-08-2007, 10:47:34
Originally posted by MOBIUS
No you didn't because I know what you're thinking by using my special high IQ +1 mind raping powers!

Well, my mind was wearing a sexy miniskirt, can't blame you.

MOBIUS
03-08-2007, 10:58:42
Let's start a babe minds thread!:bounce:

Remember, no pics of exposed frontal lobes or you will be banned...;)