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Cruddy
18-07-2007, 17:26:29
Nothing to do with Asher.

Nope, it's night time mosquitoes. Here I am, living in the UK Midlands and I'm being kept awake at night by these little biting bastards.

Any ideas?

Chris
18-07-2007, 17:30:38
Move.

Vincent
18-07-2007, 17:49:59
Kill yourself

Scabrous Birdseed
18-07-2007, 17:57:33
Light-open windows and doors-mosquito netting discipline. Keep your bedroom isolated after dark!

Chris
18-07-2007, 17:58:21
Kick someone in the balls

Vincent
18-07-2007, 18:04:35
ME! ME! ME FIRST!

mr_B
18-07-2007, 21:13:44
you selfish prick what aboot me?

maroule
19-07-2007, 08:08:18
burn your house

Drekkus
19-07-2007, 09:35:01
I read pests as pets

joncha
19-07-2007, 10:50:46
Mosquitoes make great pets.

Vincent
19-07-2007, 10:58:48
Yean, I once had a pet made by mosquitos. Excellent quality

Poison Arrow Frog
19-07-2007, 23:13:01
Get shot with a poison arrow. That's something to moan about.

curtsibling
20-07-2007, 00:08:58
Mosquitos can also plant eggs in your head....Allegedly.

That was on the news today.

Kill mosquitos on sight.

:)

Poison Arrow Frog
20-07-2007, 00:14:44
It's the ones you don't see which get you.

Lazarus and the Gimp
20-07-2007, 05:10:16
Wait until loads of them land on you, then set yourself on fire.

Koshko
20-07-2007, 06:06:51
Mosquito net

Cimbri
20-07-2007, 08:59:41
Drink poison. Then let them feast on you.


Youíll be the buffet of death. Thatíll teach them a lesson.

Cruddy
20-07-2007, 15:40:16
I am delighted that the quality of advice on Counterglow hasn't dropped at all.

Whether it technically could is a question for statisticians and Jon Miller.

Koshko
20-07-2007, 20:03:31
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/Bayer_Heroin_bottle.jpg

Lancer
22-07-2007, 03:15:41
Not dengue fever here, or malaria. Still, they're hard to love.

JM^3
22-07-2007, 03:23:41
they leave me alone mostly

JM

Provost Harrison
22-07-2007, 15:03:01
Need advice on moaning, whining pests

I've just learned to ignore MrG :D