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Lazarus and the Gimp
17-07-2007, 20:44:02
2 out of 3 tested could identify what their male bedfellows had been eating by the taste of their gentleman's gel.

If this is true, Scottish semen must taste strongly of batter and Bru.

Drake Tungsten
17-07-2007, 20:51:55
I've just watched women drink semen on BBC2

Seriously? That's pretty fucked up...

Caligastia
17-07-2007, 20:55:00
This particular talent must require a lot of practice.

Lazarus and the Gimp
17-07-2007, 21:01:30
I wonder if the programme will cause any divorces?

"HEY!!! YOUR SEMEN TASTES LIKE PENIS!!!"

Lazarus and the Gimp
17-07-2007, 21:11:04
I think we need an expert opinion from someone who's tasted a lot of semen.

Vincent
17-07-2007, 21:13:12
OK. What do you want to know?

Sirotnikov
17-07-2007, 21:19:17
a semen connoisseur?

Vincent
17-07-2007, 21:22:14
I'll give you his phone number. Or simply pm to C@H

Koshko
17-07-2007, 22:05:29
I smell a new game show.

qcubed
17-07-2007, 22:57:33
Well, isn't it more accurately, taste?

Cimbri
17-07-2007, 23:08:15
Will this be a new British tourist trap? Like those wine-tasting trips in France?

Colon
17-07-2007, 23:25:35
God damn. I wish I'd made a picture of that Seamen's Bar in my city by now. It would be so fitting to this thread.

Asher
18-07-2007, 00:55:51
There are certain things you can eat to make your semen taste more palatable...

Greg W
18-07-2007, 01:51:25
I know that what a woman eats changes the taste of her womanly juices. Apparently celery makes for a good taste.

So I'm not all that surprised (about the taste - I am surprised they showed it on tele).

Drake Tungsten
18-07-2007, 05:06:17
They don't show bukkake on TV even in Japan. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Britain?

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-07-2007, 05:20:38
Oh, you didn't see any angry dobbers. Just ladies demurely swilling down population paste from test tubes.

Colon
18-07-2007, 05:21:09
Wasn't there this TV contest in Japan in which the winner got to pop her cherry in front of the camera?

Drake Tungsten
18-07-2007, 05:24:24
Just ladies demurely swilling down population paste from test tubes.

That's the worst part...

Oerdin
18-07-2007, 05:47:28
Originally posted by Cimbri
Will this be a new British tourist trap? Like those wine-tasting trips in France?

What the fuck are you doing here you little Danish bitch? :p

Vincent
18-07-2007, 05:50:11
What the fuck are you doing here ?

Oerdin
18-07-2007, 05:50:17
Originally posted by Colon
Wasn't there this TV contest in Japan in which the winner got to pop her cherry in front of the camera?

Where do I sign up?

Oerdin
18-07-2007, 05:52:30
Originally posted by Vincent
What the fuck are you doing here ?

I live here, Bitch. Play less WoW and you'd know that. :p

Vincent
18-07-2007, 05:53:40
100-0

Cimbri
18-07-2007, 08:44:04
Originally posted by Oerdin
What the fuck are you doing here you little Danish bitch? :p Dinner! :love:

Vincent
18-07-2007, 08:47:48
What did it taste like?

Drekkus
18-07-2007, 10:35:19
chicken

Oerdin
18-07-2007, 13:54:58
Originally posted by Vincent
100-0


:mad:

Colon
18-07-2007, 14:23:53
Originally posted by Oerdin
Where do I sign up?

As a contestant?

Cruddy
18-07-2007, 17:24:13
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Oh, you didn't see any angry dobbers. Just ladies demurely swilling down population paste from test tubes.

Yeah, but if they are going just by taste, surely there was NO NEED to swallow.

Caligastia
18-07-2007, 18:46:46
Just swish and spit like it's a wine tasting?

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-07-2007, 19:03:37
One woman went back for a second helping.

Cimbri
18-07-2007, 20:50:16
This BBC2 I hear about sounds pretty hot.

Vincent
18-07-2007, 20:57:50
It stands for "barbeque", right?

Cimbri
18-07-2007, 21:11:59
Barbeque Bare Cnut. That's pretty sick.

Cnut
18-07-2007, 21:14:23
Hey, what's your problem, kiddo. Bow down to your king!

Cimbri
18-07-2007, 21:15:23
See? Totally sick.

Vincent
18-07-2007, 21:16:08
It's Sweinson!

Cimbri
18-07-2007, 21:24:00
Women also drink semen on my local public access channel.

Vincent
18-07-2007, 21:25:00
It's a fad

Cimbri
18-07-2007, 21:29:06
It's totally rad.

Vincent
18-07-2007, 21:30:40
egad

Cimbri
18-07-2007, 21:32:29
You like that?

Sirotnikov
18-07-2007, 22:35:17
population paste

one of the best metaphores i've heard.

Drekkus
19-07-2007, 08:14:58
soylent green

Funko
23-07-2007, 08:37:54
This confirms the answer given to me by a girl I asked about this at university.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
23-07-2007, 09:17:21
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I think we need an expert opinion from someone who's tasted a lot of semen.

There's never a cocksucker around when you need one.

Mr. Milliband is quite busy in the new Foreign Office posting, but I'm sure he'll be in touch when he has a spare mo' or two.