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Lazarus and the Gimp
17-07-2007, 05:07:26
http://www.whatsontv.co.uk/news/1415

The pagans are pissed off, and attempting rain dances.

Vincent
17-07-2007, 06:05:15
a monument which is definitely of great historical significance and a lot of people feel has important spiritual significance as well.

...

It is now believed that it was probably made by servants of the Lord of the Manor Denzil Holles during the English Civil War. There has been speculation that the figure is a parody of Oliver Cromwell, who was sometimes mockingly referred to as "England's Hercules" by his enemies;

Koshko
17-07-2007, 06:15:30
Rain dances in England ...
How amusing.

Drekkus
17-07-2007, 07:54:22
I've been dancing for dry weather for two months now

Funko
17-07-2007, 07:59:55
That's brilliant. I reckon he'll miss with the doughnut though.

Lazarus and the Gimp
17-07-2007, 18:44:16
Originally posted by Vincent

It is now believed that it was probably made by servants of the Lord of the Manor Denzil Holles during the English Civil War. There has been speculation that the figure is a parody of Oliver Cromwell, who was sometimes mockingly referred to as "England's Hercules" by his enemies;


I don't give much credence to that notion. It's only recently that they've suddenly decided that the Uffington white horse is about 1000 years older than originally thought.

Vincent
17-07-2007, 18:46:38
Sounds like penis envy to me!

Lazarus and the Gimp
17-07-2007, 18:47:26
That's why he's green.

Vincent
17-07-2007, 19:01:11
Your penis is GREEN?

Lazarus and the Gimp
17-07-2007, 20:46:56
It hasn't dried off since I was 15.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
17-07-2007, 20:54:49
What was that with the green fields of England.... ?

Vincent
17-07-2007, 21:05:53
And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon Englandís mountains green?

And was the rotten dick of Laz
On Englandís pleasant pastures seen?

Lazarus and the Gimp
17-07-2007, 21:06:59
On any given Friday night.

maroule
18-07-2007, 07:57:03
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp

The pagans are pissed off, and attempting rain dances. [/B]

The Pagans: proudly fucking up the English weather, for 3.000 years

Vincent
18-07-2007, 08:27:29
They worship Cromwell's cock!

King_Ghidra
18-07-2007, 08:41:46
Originally posted by Funko
I reckon he'll miss with the doughnut though.

:lol:

MDA
18-07-2007, 10:40:30
Originally posted by Funko
That's brilliant. I reckon he'll miss with the doughnut though.

It took me almost 24 hours to get this joke.

I was making breakfast this morning and suddenly... ohhh, ring toss!

Drekkus
18-07-2007, 11:21:35
I only got it when KG started laughing, and I figured it had to be something (at least slightly) dirty

Vincent
18-07-2007, 11:23:48
I got it when KG started moaning

Drekkus
18-07-2007, 11:27:24
did it hurt?

Vincent
18-07-2007, 11:28:04
I'll ask him

Drekkus
18-07-2007, 11:43:21
I now have visions of vinnie bending over, looking nonplussed, and KG standing behind him with his worst fuckface. And Vincent saying: 'stop tickling and take me!!'

Vincent
18-07-2007, 11:48:09
That's not a vision, you watch my webcam!

Drekkus
18-07-2007, 11:51:14
in green nightvision it looks even worse

maroule
18-07-2007, 12:40:52
thanks for spoiling my lunch

Vincent
18-07-2007, 12:41:45
Was it semen?

Drekkus
18-07-2007, 12:59:28
Originally posted by maroule
thanks for spoiling my lunch \o/

MDA
19-07-2007, 10:54:34
is that the head and shoulders of someone cheering, or a crack and hole?

its like that pic in the psych texts where people see the beautiful woman or old crone depending on their state of mind, isn't it?

MDA
19-07-2007, 10:58:21
this one!

Vincent
19-07-2007, 11:00:02
Ah, the one with a snow covered cliff with a single tree

Drekkus
19-07-2007, 12:57:33
I see a beautiful woman with her throat cut

Scabrous Birdseed
19-07-2007, 13:13:25
I see a bad moon rising.

Or whatever that yellowish thing is meant to be.

MDA
19-07-2007, 13:51:50
her chin/jaw is the crone's nose

Scabrous Birdseed
19-07-2007, 14:01:08
Why is Bigfoot giving bith to her?

Drekkus
20-07-2007, 10:39:17
She does have a bit of a rugby ear

Cruddy
20-07-2007, 15:59:31
It has been painted with water-based biodegradable paint which will wash away as soon as it rains.

About 3/half seconds in this country then.

Oerdin
21-07-2007, 03:09:54
Several years where I live. We've just had the worst drought/driest year ever recorded since around 1598.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
21-07-2007, 09:34:42
Who made records there in 1598?

Lazarus and the Gimp
22-07-2007, 17:27:32
The trees, my boy. The trees.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
22-07-2007, 17:29:30
Bloody literate trees.

Oerdin
22-07-2007, 21:00:23
Laz in one. Cabrillo was only here briefly in 1598 but he reported that the place was so dry it was almost a desert. Tree rings confirm that the place was in the midst of a 50 year drought with 1598 being the worst year of the lot.

We've had a relative wet period since 1750, punctuated by periodic dry spells, with enough water for lots of oaks and sycamores in the valleys and lots of sage and chaparral in the foot hills. Recently it has been so dry 400 year old cyprus trees have been dying in the mountains due to lack of water.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
23-07-2007, 06:57:15
Most of southern California looked very dry in Feb/March 2006. I thought that was rather normal as most of it is supposed to be desert anyway?

maroule
23-07-2007, 10:23:15
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
http://www.whatsontv.co.uk/news/1415

The pagans are pissed off, and attempting rain dances.

ok, pagans, you can stop the rain dances now :nervous:

Funko
23-07-2007, 10:33:41
:lol:

:nervous:

MDA
23-07-2007, 12:24:43
yeah, too much rain over there, bridges are underwater, its crazy



...and if anyone actually got flooded, you have my sympathy

Funko
23-07-2007, 12:25:23
Originally posted by MDA
yeah, too much rain over there, bridges are underwater, its crazy

mr_B won't understand what's wrong with that. (Sorry for the PHd)

mr_B
23-07-2007, 12:26:33
:lol:

Funko
23-07-2007, 12:35:33
BTW, I thought my doughnut comment was a PHd, is that not what the Homer painting is supposed to be doing? :confused:

mr_B
23-07-2007, 12:40:51
Oed !!

Oerdin
23-07-2007, 12:48:43
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Most of southern California looked very dry in Feb/March 2006. I thought that was rather normal as most of it is supposed to be desert anyway?

It's not a desert until you go over the coastal mountains which are tall enough to create a rain shadow east of them. The coastal plains, the fothills, and the coastal mountain region are all not dessert, if that makes sense. Climatologists call it a Mediterranean climit since it is so like Italy, the south of France, Greece, and Spain.

We're now in our second year of drought with this year being the worst ever recorded so that's why things looked so dry when you were here.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
23-07-2007, 13:08:23
Yes, apart from the coastal areas, there were some areas that were not real desert, but looked like becoming one.

Oerdin
23-07-2007, 13:10:06
Damn, the spelling in my last post really sucked. I can only chalk it up to the fact that I was typing at 4:48 in the morning. :lol:

MDA
23-07-2007, 14:35:05
Originally posted by Funko
BTW, I thought my doughnut comment was a PHd, is that not what the Homer painting is supposed to be doing? :confused:

Well it wasn't obvious to ME, but that doesn't necessarily mean it wasn't a PHd

Funko
23-07-2007, 14:37:41
My immediate reaction was "funny, but Homer'd never throw away a doughnut"