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Vincent
13-07-2007, 15:14:24
Everytime a Polytubby appears here a CG poster diappears and vice versa.

That's a strange phenomenon.

This is my theory about:

In some way certain things are connected, let's say: like a bus map.

And like busses, we sometimes meet a bus of the same bus line, but facing the opposite direction. Let's say it's line 115. It's just an example, I could have said line 25 or 113. Never mind. Forget the line. It's not important, just an example.

Now, how do the posters disappear?

That's the funny thing: The other bus is - empty! Except the driver and maybe the conductor. So, what happens if you ticket is no longer valid?

Well? You see how this works? It's so simple

mr_B
13-07-2007, 15:19:40
you noticerrr you

Vincent
13-07-2007, 15:22:07
The empty bus is faster! Because it has fewer people etc. So eventually the bus you met is at the same postion and the - in front of you.

What will happen on a very small road - or a bridge. Let's say a mr_B bridge. Well?

People will start to yell "Bridge ahead! Bridge ahead". Now the bus driver gets mad. He has seen "Speed", that movie with the horse like chick, Boloocks or whatever. He panics!

Now he gets faster and faster until the two busses finally collide! On that bridge! BOOM!

Vincent
13-07-2007, 15:24:13
But the bus us never faster than the sound. The people waiting at the busstop will hear the sound of the exploding busses before the bus is scheduled to arrive.

So they go home.

And that is exactly what happens here! People GO HOME!

QED

mr_B
13-07-2007, 15:25:00
no busses on my bridge !!!!

Tizzy
13-07-2007, 15:26:14
I want to go home.

Anyway, your theory is flawed. If it was a mr_B bridge the buses would be underwater and all the people would drown and THAT'S why there's no people.

Vincent
13-07-2007, 15:26:33
It was just an example, I needed a crappy bridge.

I think it's still a powerful theory, I just have to figure out the details, number, physics, like that.

Vincent
13-07-2007, 15:29:23
All I need is a formula. You know, the thing scientists in the movie write on chalkboards or even better micro film.

With fancy roman letters and greek numerals. Euler and so on. Einstein stuff like e = msm

Vincent
13-07-2007, 15:33:56
It's brilliantly brilliant!

Once I've figured out the formular thingy people will be able post while IP banned!

Of course I'll sell it to the russians first, hehe

Vincent
13-07-2007, 15:37:53
Well? You are stunned, aren't ya?

Funko
13-07-2007, 15:39:03
You need the back of an envelope, all the most profound calculations and formulae are derived on the back of an envelope.

Vincent
13-07-2007, 15:41:06
does a paper napkin work as well?

Vincent
13-07-2007, 15:41:32
or a match box?

Funko
13-07-2007, 15:42:36
A napkin will work, a matchbox never.

Vincent
13-07-2007, 15:43:40
What if it's a "Het gaje Bomsenhotel, Amsterdam" matchbox?

Funko
13-07-2007, 15:45:53
I guess you'll be too busy stealing bikes to write formulae.

Vincent
13-07-2007, 15:48:50
Erm ... the bike is part of the formula. Pi, sinusitis etc

Funko
13-07-2007, 15:52:47
Mmmm pie.

Vincent
13-07-2007, 16:01:54
Greg could figure out the details, I heard he's a fucking aussie bus driver.

All I have to do is to turn his calcifications upside down!

Funko
13-07-2007, 16:02:22
All the bus drivers in Aus are fucking schoolgirls apparently.

Vincent
13-07-2007, 16:03:21
How does that affect my theory?

Funko
13-07-2007, 16:04:21
It affects his calcification rate.

Vincent
13-07-2007, 16:05:10
Shit. He's an arse, isn't he?

Funko
13-07-2007, 16:08:06
A chalky one.

Vincent
13-07-2007, 16:09:42
I knew it. I KNEW IT!

I've never asked him to do me a favour before, this is the first time and HE FUCKS IT UP! He fucks it fucking up!

Damned!

Funko
13-07-2007, 16:10:21
Originally posted by Vincent
I heard he's a fucking aussie bus driver.


And you didn't think he'd fuck things up?

Moron.

Vincent
13-07-2007, 16:12:09
You know what, Funko? I'm to kind. I'm a guy with a big heart, that's my problem.

I trusted him!

Next time I'll ask that frenchman, whatshisname, Morillo or something.

Funko
13-07-2007, 16:14:19
Originally posted by Vincent
I trusted him!

That's what the parents of the girls on the bus said.

Vincent
13-07-2007, 16:18:12
I evan could have asked that Poly kids, they have brains like busses!

But I don't trust them. They would have talked to their whores, you know, "oh, show me that formula, sweety, may I have a copy of that, big boy". And whoosh - there's my secret formula in Wikipaedia

Funko
13-07-2007, 16:20:38
Or worse, IMDB

Vincent
13-07-2007, 16:21:18
Yeah, the thing with the CD title information. Shit!

Funko
13-07-2007, 16:22:51
Wow, the internet is fast. I just got invited to join a Facebook group called Let's all enjoy this lovely formula that Vincent made.

Vincent
13-07-2007, 16:25:44
yeah, in gugle I found www.aformularsimilartovincetsbutslightlydifferenta ndbetterhaha.org

Greg W
13-07-2007, 22:41:02
Originally posted by Vincent
I knew it. I KNEW IT!

I've never asked him to do me a favour before, this is the first time and HE FUCKS IT UP! He fucks it fucking up!

Damned! That's why I always have sex on my back - cos I can only fuck up!

Vincent
13-07-2007, 22:43:24
Greg! You disappoint me ... You were like a brother to me ... and now this!

Greg W
13-07-2007, 22:45:15
Well, off to drive busses for 9 hours. Maybe I'll get some insight then.

Vincent
13-07-2007, 22:46:23
Honk the horn for me

Colon
13-07-2007, 23:21:50
We need a science forum.

zmama
14-07-2007, 01:30:52
We have one. Take bus line 115

Colon
14-07-2007, 02:06:52
It doesn't stop in my neighbourhood.

Vincent
14-07-2007, 05:50:15
Line 115 goes to Agathe-Lasch-Weg

mr_B
14-07-2007, 09:48:03
best thread evah!!!

Vincent
14-07-2007, 11:00:40
as usual