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Funko
11-07-2007, 13:46:18
I don't understand why so many men and women are so obsessed with sex.

maroule
11-07-2007, 13:51:17
In the words of Greek philosophy:
Sex is natural - sex is good
Not everybody does it
But everybody should

SuperCitizen
11-07-2007, 13:58:03
Yeah we know how the Greeks did it. With little boys.

Bob
11-07-2007, 14:00:23
You say it as if that was a wrong thing

Pekka
11-07-2007, 14:00:26
:eek:

SuperCitizen
11-07-2007, 14:13:27
Why is the above account still alive?

Stefu
11-07-2007, 14:16:03
dito

Funko
11-07-2007, 14:20:13
We should make SuperCitizen, Stefu and Serb our holy trinity.

C.G.B. Spender
11-07-2007, 14:20:41
poly trinity

Funko
11-07-2007, 14:21:48
LoD can be our Polish trinity.

C.G.B. Spender
11-07-2007, 14:22:35
Me, Bob and Vincent can be the thole trinity

LoD
11-07-2007, 14:56:37
Originally posted by Funko
LoD can be our Polish trinity.

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover...

qcubed
11-07-2007, 15:19:34
Follow up:

Breeding is natural - breeding is good.
Too many people do it
Not everybody should

King_Ghidra
11-07-2007, 15:24:08
anal is unnatural - but ass is good
my gf won't let me do it
and now i've got wood

Gramercy Riffs
11-07-2007, 15:29:18
Most of the time its free!

Greg W
12-07-2007, 10:05:40
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
anal is unnatural - but ass is good
my gf won't let me do it
and now i've got wood :lol:

Drekkus
12-07-2007, 10:55:37
Without hetero sex, gays won't have anyone to wipe their welworn asses when they're 80 :p

qcubed
12-07-2007, 15:48:50
Not true.

The Koreans and Japanese are developing robots to take the jobs nobody wants.

Of course, this is also how they're dealing with falling populations thanks to a strong anti-immigrant stance...

But yeah. Robots are cool.

Vincent
12-07-2007, 16:14:40
Those robots post here already

Funko
12-07-2007, 16:15:38
Originally posted by qcubed
The Koreans and Japanese are developing robots to take the jobs nobody wants.

So Venom will get laid.

Vincent
12-07-2007, 16:17:17
They'll make you sandwiches too!

Funko
12-07-2007, 16:18:04
Sex and a sandwich, what more could a man ever want?

Vincent
12-07-2007, 16:18:53
I'm sure there's more, but I can't remember

Funko
12-07-2007, 16:19:37
Beer.

Can't believe I forgot that. :nervous:

Vincent
12-07-2007, 16:20:33
That's fluid sandwiches or sex in bottles.

Too bad robots will do all the cool stuff too, remember?
http://guitarheronoid.blogspot.com/

mr_B
12-07-2007, 21:28:20
Originally posted by Vincent
That's fluid sandwiches or sex in bottles. :lol:

Koshko
13-07-2007, 02:13:36
When a boy and girl come together they create a bird and a bee. Then a stork delivers a cabbage patch to Santa Claus. The Easter Bunny then buys it and gives it to the girl's uterus. 10 months later a midget is born. The end.

mr_B
13-07-2007, 05:52:44
10?

Vincent
13-07-2007, 06:03:29
11?

Koshko
13-07-2007, 20:18:35
Midgets are bigger than babies.

qcubed
13-07-2007, 20:22:44
And yet, they're both ugly.

Koshko
13-07-2007, 21:26:06
I like short chicks.

DaShi
14-07-2007, 04:10:38
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
Me, Bob and Vincent can be the thole trinity

There are 3 people you wouldn't want to be in the same room with.

Vincent
14-07-2007, 05:33:56
But I'm always!

zmama
14-07-2007, 11:42:15
Originally posted by DaShi
There are 3 people you wouldn't want to be in the same room with.

I have. I'm brave :)

Vincent
14-07-2007, 15:51:51
You are not the same person you were before

zmama
14-07-2007, 19:41:40
nope, Im a semi-god now

Vincent
14-07-2007, 19:44:41
How does it feel?

zmama
14-07-2007, 19:53:05
eh, not bad. A full god would be too much work...semi is about right

Vincent
14-07-2007, 19:54:00
Ah, then it's like having a semi education!

zmama
14-07-2007, 19:55:22
EXACTLY!!

Koshko
14-07-2007, 20:11:30
Sex doesn't change you that much.

Vincent
14-07-2007, 20:51:59
It's the drugs!

zmama
14-07-2007, 21:41:30
yeah that aspirin is a mind bender

Koshko
14-07-2007, 23:09:04
Everyone that's posted in this thread has paid for sex.

MDA
16-07-2007, 11:00:40
Originally posted by Vincent
Those robots post here already

Do they have tentacles? That'd be hot.

Vincent
16-07-2007, 11:44:26
Originally posted by Koshko
Everyone that's posted in this thread has paid for sex. or got paid for sex

Funko
16-07-2007, 11:44:49
or paid for goat sex

Vincent
16-07-2007, 11:47:51
or got paid for goat sex (KG)

Funko
16-07-2007, 11:52:00
or got paid for goatse

Corpse
16-07-2007, 12:17:04
I like necrophiles myself.