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SlowwHand
11-07-2007, 00:17:59
WTG. I know it was you. You, and KrazyHorse probably.
I'd tell them, but they don't believe anything I say, so...you're safe.

Asher
11-07-2007, 00:19:06
It's hilarious that their solution to the problem is to buy a new server. I can guarantee you it was a software problem.

SlowwHand
11-07-2007, 00:20:22
Tell them. No, tell them it's the server. That it's definitely not software. Then they'll check software.

VetLegion-
11-07-2007, 00:27:16
They could use one of these outages to upgrade to the newest version of the (vBulletin?) forum software.

The thing is, if I understood correctly, that the current version of the software is heavily modified and tweaked so they don't dare touch it.

Oerdin
11-07-2007, 00:41:19
I suspect it is their modifications which have caused this. :lol:

VetLegion-
11-07-2007, 01:03:19
It probably wasn't user load, because traffic isn't as heavy as when a new civ title is released.

But perhaps they shared the server with some other problematic site. It's hard to say from a distance.

Drake Tungsten
11-07-2007, 01:21:32
How many goddamn Asher threads are you Poly jerkoffs going to post over here?

SlowwHand
11-07-2007, 01:49:45
Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
How many goddamn Asher threads are you Poly greats going to post over here?

How many? I don't know. Should we find out?
Want to try and be like that with me, huh? Draw a line in the sand?
Ok. :shoot: Drake

Asher
11-07-2007, 02:00:40
Originally posted by VetLegion-
They could use one of these outages to upgrade to the newest version of the (vBulletin?) forum software.

The thing is, if I understood correctly, that the current version of the software is heavily modified and tweaked so they don't dare touch it.
Their vBulletin has dozens of known security holes and DDoS exploits (that, while not powerful enough to nuke the system, can hammer the HTTP server into becoming dysfunctional).

The fact that they advertise in the footer of the page exactly which version they are running (and therefore which vulnerabilities affect them) is also pretty damn amusing.

Lurker the Second
11-07-2007, 02:06:33
KrazyHorse is the man! Stupid fucker quit posting here right after the NY meet. Or getting married. Or something.

Asher
11-07-2007, 02:07:05
There was a NY meet recently?

Oerdin
11-07-2007, 02:09:29
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
KrazyHorse is the man! Stupid fucker quit posting here right after the NY meet. Or getting married. Or something.

They all leave for a year or two after getting married.

JM^3
11-07-2007, 02:15:34
I would leave for a year or two after getting married too.

JM

JM^3
11-07-2007, 02:15:59
I mean, I expect you could even explain WoW better then CG.

JM

Oerdin
11-07-2007, 02:24:23
Wife: So what do you do on that website?

Husband: We sit around joking, calling each other gay twats, and posting poly poly all the time.

Wife: ...

Oerdin
11-07-2007, 02:25:10
There is more to CG of course and the inside jokes and the humorous postings are great. It just is to hard to explain that to a new wife. ;)

Caligastia
11-07-2007, 02:27:51
You got married? Congrats!

Oerdin
11-07-2007, 02:48:07
That was all hypothetical. ;)

Caligastia
11-07-2007, 03:07:37
Ok, good luck for the future then.:D

MOBIUS
11-07-2007, 08:33:30
Originally posted by SlowwHand
How many? I don't know. Should we find out?
Want to try and be like that with me, huh? Draw a line in the sand?
Ok. :shoot: Drake

Sloww engineers excuse to use the :shoot: smiley...:clueless:

Funko
11-07-2007, 08:39:56
Originally posted by Oerdin
Wife: So what do you do on that website?

Husband: We sit around joking, calling each other gay twats, and posting poly poly all the time.

Wife: ...

Solution: Just date girls who post here.

C.G.B. Spender
11-07-2007, 08:43:33
Posting POLY POLY is to men what buying shoes is to women.

Tizzy
11-07-2007, 08:50:25
Something only done when absolutely necessary?

Cort Haus
11-07-2007, 08:55:04
Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
How many goddamn Asher threads are you Poly jerkoffs going to post over here?

Mwahahaha! All your base are belong to us!

:bouncmsk:

SlowwHand
11-07-2007, 11:42:34
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
Posting POLY POLY is to men what buying shoes is to women.

To men? No. Nice try. Valiant effort. For a goofy kid who can't respond in any other fashion, you must mean.

Mr. Bas
11-07-2007, 11:53:43
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C.G.B. Spender
11-07-2007, 11:54:03
Bigger!

C.G.B. Spender
11-07-2007, 11:54:25
Better!

SlowwHand
11-07-2007, 12:00:09
Dorkier, and even less mature. Congrats, buddy.
Your goal is achieved.

Colon
11-07-2007, 12:05:02
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C.G.B. Spender
11-07-2007, 12:05:35
Originally posted by Colon
POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY

Asher
11-07-2007, 12:36:34
Looks like the move to new server hardware didn't help them. If only someone could have predicted this.

Colon
11-07-2007, 12:38:19
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender

C.G.B. Spender
11-07-2007, 12:38:47
Originally

Colon
11-07-2007, 12:40:19
Origin

SlowwHand
11-07-2007, 12:45:18
I'm assuming that the gang badge of CG comes with colo(u)rs? Pink? Do the Bloods get uptight, because you pass yourself off as diluted red? Or do they just shake their head? Probably just shake their head.

C.G.B. Spender
11-07-2007, 12:46:41
Or

Funko
11-07-2007, 12:53:08
gin

Colon
11-07-2007, 12:54:59
orgy

Funko
11-07-2007, 12:56:34
damn i forgot the orgy gin

C.G.B. Spender
11-07-2007, 12:57:24
Originally prosted by Colon

MOBIUS
11-07-2007, 13:21:08
F1?

Oerdin
11-07-2007, 23:30:00
Originally posted by SlowwHand
I'm assuming that the gang badge of CG comes with colo(u)rs? Pink?

Venom does like to wear pink shirts.

SlowwHand
12-07-2007, 00:55:58
Venom is a hermaphrodite. Pink shirts are the least strange thing about him .