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Cort Haus
10-07-2007, 15:30:04
Legal Wishes

A secretary, a paralegal and a partner in a city law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the secretary. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the paralegal. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "You're next," says the Genie to the partner. The partner says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

10-07-2007, 15:38:16
dyl, this one's for you


C.G.B. Spender
10-07-2007, 17:13:40
You could do a that one with Poly and three banned posters. It would be a big success over there, I swear ...

On a very bad black Friday 3 Polytubbies were banned. They go to Counterglow and a Ming in a fairy costume ( <- this will cause pandemonium over there) ... etc .. etc ... "Boring here at CG , ban 'em again!"

Here the joke works different:

(see above) ... POLY POLY etc ...... "I want your fairy costume" and BOOM that Ming guy is banned.

If mr_G posts the joke it's only one poster, he's banned here though he still posts and it's Funko's mum in a big suit and no wishtjes sorry.

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-07-2007, 17:47:54
Have you had any recent head injuries?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-07-2007, 17:49:17
Or have you met Join Nu?=er recently?