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Resource Consumer
10-07-2007, 09:49:20
Being terrorised by sheep, dogs and close harmony singing (and that's just Charlotte Church)

mr_B
10-07-2007, 09:50:16
beware of angry american chiefs, they have knives

Fergus & The Brazen Car
10-07-2007, 09:51:52
It's a killer.

Tizzy
10-07-2007, 09:54:02
Don't do it!

*checks date*

Err, I mean, it's a lovely place.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
10-07-2007, 09:56:04
I survived the Mumbles, and a dose of Strata Florida. I was nearly done in by the Brecon Beacons, but all's well that Llandrindod Wells.


Oooh, feeling queasy.... ....Borth!


:vom:

Resource Consumer
10-07-2007, 10:02:20
Mumbles sounds horribly contagious

Fergus & The Brazen Car
10-07-2007, 10:04:52
Originally posted by Resource Consumer
Mumbles sounds horribly contagious

The Wombles are much worse. Like the mumps, but without any redeeming aspects.

mr_B
10-07-2007, 10:06:40
X-fear :shoot:

MOBIUS
10-07-2007, 10:15:33
Well if VetLegion fancies getting friendly with the locals, there's always St Mary St on a Friday or Saturday night...:funko:

C.G.B. Spender
10-07-2007, 10:35:58
I like wales, they are beautiful mighty creatures

Resource Consumer
10-07-2007, 10:36:49
Originally posted by Fergus & The Brazen Car
The Wombles are much worse. Like the mumps, but without any redeeming aspects.

Wombles sounds like anal mumbles

Fergus & The Brazen Car
10-07-2007, 10:46:42
Originally posted by Resource Consumer
Wombles sounds like anal mumbles

The answer to that, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.

Bob
10-07-2007, 11:10:48
Not funny!

JM^3
10-07-2007, 16:05:12
safe, as long as you aren't a sheep

JM

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-07-2007, 18:04:21
I went to the Gower and got sunburn. It's a dangerous place.

MOBIUS
10-07-2007, 18:38:16
Sunny Wales - that's an oxymoron if ever there was one!:lol:

qcubed
10-07-2007, 19:20:50
I'd be careful around Cardiff. There's a terrible rift (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rift_(Doctor_Who)) in the area.

MOBIUS
10-07-2007, 19:28:47
How do you think I ended up in Cardiff...:D

SuperCitizen
10-07-2007, 19:29:51
Well it's simple, if you eat ass, you should be fine. If not, then you have to at least suck a cock good, then you might be able to survive the place.

Pekka
10-07-2007, 19:54:24
:eek:

Frozen Frog
10-07-2007, 19:58:00
Who's the mod there?

MOBIUS
10-07-2007, 20:25:45
:lol: @ Pekka being blatant with his AE's...

Pekka
10-07-2007, 20:59:56
:eek:

MOBIUS
10-07-2007, 21:08:13
I bet you thought you got away with it, but I'm on to you...

You do know that possession of AE's is a banning offence on CG!

Pekka
10-07-2007, 21:53:38
:eek:

mr_B
10-07-2007, 21:55:00
:lol:

MOBIUS
10-07-2007, 21:55:35
Yep, too few AE's and you're straight out the door! And at the moment I'm only seeing the one...:rolleyes:

mr_B
10-07-2007, 22:00:01
huh?

SuperCitizen
10-07-2007, 23:21:02
Hey I'm a Virgin Pekka, please do get rid of that account.

SlowwHand
11-07-2007, 04:58:25
You're thinking about going to Wales?
Why don't you just eat an opened can of week old tuna and stay home?
Lot cheaper.

MOBIUS
11-07-2007, 08:34:16
I thought that was Mexico?

Fergus & The Brazen Car
11-07-2007, 18:29:58
Originally posted by SlowwHand
an opened can of week old tuna and stay home?
.

For that down to earth Texan room freshener experience.





Then stand on your hand first thing in the morning, and do a really strong rank piss down yourself for an authentic San Antonio shower.

Vincent
11-07-2007, 18:31:02
Sounds lovely!

Fergus & The Brazen Car
11-07-2007, 18:35:49
Originally posted by Vincent
Sounds lovely!

Herr Bismarck tried it, and look what happened to him.


Mind you, it could explain things about the Bush family.

Vincent
11-07-2007, 18:39:23
It comes in bottles too

http://www.fh-lueneburg.de/u1/gym03/expo/startfest/schulfest/wachsfiguren/selter.jpg

Fergus & The Brazen Car
11-07-2007, 19:11:02
Originally posted by Vincent
It comes in bottles too

http://www.fh-lueneburg.de/u1/gym03/expo/startfest/schulfest/wachsfiguren/selter.jpg

Herr Bismarck came in pints. No, sorry, litres. He went metric.