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C.G.B. Spender
04-07-2007, 13:28:32
In german you can combine two words and create a great new word.

Example taken from http://www.bild.t-online.de/

Tod (death)
Raser (speeder)

Todraser (Deathspeeder)

Deathspeeder = Person who accidently kills others by ignoring the speed limit.

So it's time to create more tapewormwords a la germanese!

Funko
04-07-2007, 13:39:25
Gewinde (thread)
Mörder (killer)

Gewindemörder (Threadkiller)

Threadkiller = Person who accidently kills threads eg. by posting the lyrics to a very long german song.

Funko
04-07-2007, 13:44:03
Schwule (gay)
Möse* (twat)


Schwulemöse (Gaytwat)

Gaytwat = Person who posts at Counterglow.

*I could have used Fotze or Tunte but Möse is so much more funny.

C.G.B. Spender
04-07-2007, 13:45:43
Indeed. It sounds much better

C.G.B. Spender
04-07-2007, 13:46:55
I guess you're a newhouspictureposter

Funko
04-07-2007, 13:55:30
Polytubby in German would be


Menchwereinintelligenzquotiengrößeralseinhundertfü nfandfünfzigaufeinonlinetesthat

Mensch (person)
Wer (who)
Ein (an)
Intelligenzquotient (IQ)
größer als (greater than)
Einhundertfünfandfünfzig (one hundred and fifty five)
auf ein (on a)
Online (online)
Test (test)
Hat (has)

Polytubby = Personwhohasaniqofonehundredandfiftyfiveonanonline test

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-07-2007, 14:14:40
Short: Mweigeaoth

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-07-2007, 14:16:30
Fucktart - Ficktörtchen

C.G.B. Spender
04-07-2007, 14:16:41
IQProtzer

C.G.B. Spender
04-07-2007, 14:17:10
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Fucktart - Ficktörtchen Knallbonbon

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-07-2007, 14:17:14
Hailing people with burps - Rülpsheiler

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-07-2007, 14:17:41
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
Knallbonbon

Bumsekuchen

C.G.B. Spender
04-07-2007, 14:18:49
Schnackselstrudel

C.G.B. Spender
04-07-2007, 14:23:15
"Britische Experten warnen vor Bombenstoff für alle"

Funko
04-07-2007, 14:38:10
Professionallyeducatedbutincompetentterrorists

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-07-2007, 14:39:06
Arztbomber

MOBIUS
04-07-2007, 14:39:36
Asshat = Arschhut

King_Ghidra
04-07-2007, 15:14:37
Preiswerteflasche - The person who brings a cheap bottle of wine to a party and then drinks other people's good stuff.

King_Ghidra
04-07-2007, 15:19:16
Unterhoseschalter - Someone who turns their pants inside out to get more mileage out of them

mr_B
04-07-2007, 18:37:09
in german he said BWAHAHAHAHAHA

MOTHERLANGUAGE VINCENT!!!!!!

Prince Vince
04-07-2007, 20:28:15
oldyeller

mr_B
04-07-2007, 22:43:44
do not :shoot: that naais dog

Vincent
05-07-2007, 04:59:14
nicedogshooter