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Lazarus and the Gimp
23-06-2007, 09:02:10
"Why didn't you tell me you were going upstairs? Why? But I like going upstairs with you! Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you tell me? You always tell me! Why didn't you tell me you were going upstairs?"


She won't even be 7 years old until November.

Help.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
23-06-2007, 09:19:47
I don't think it's just female hormones- it's Age-Related Irrational Bratismia in my experience as a childminder, babysitter and favourite uncle.


Children of either sex of a certain age (it can fluctuate) suddenly appear to have joined the tribe of A.R.I.B.s.

In these circumstances the most mundane of occasions and actions becomes dramatically invested with significance, beyond all reason.

The parent, care-giver or teacher is usually completely stumped about what the whole fuss is.

Distractions, tickling (where appropriate), claiming the dog (or cat or senile great aunt) farted and bribes are good remedies.


Failing all those, a dose of Largactil for the ARIB or a stiff drink for the ARIB tamer.

Greg W
23-06-2007, 09:42:55
Tell her you're about to kick her in the arse.

Koshko
23-06-2007, 18:02:28
Women are crazy.

DaShi
23-06-2007, 22:16:01
I don't see why you didn't tell her you were going upstairs. She likes going upstairs with you. Why didn't you tell her? Why?

HelloKitty
24-06-2007, 18:04:19
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
She won't even be 7 years old until November.

Help.

If its female hormones anything before age 8 is considered precocious.

Maybe you are going to be lucky and your kid is going to go through precocious puberty and you will get to start having all the daddy stress of having a teenager before she even hits 10 :).

Koshko
24-06-2007, 19:27:46
I imagine he's already stressed out about the idea of his daughter fucking some boy. I mean if the degenerate sluttiness of USA kids now are any indication, he only has about 6 years to wait.

CTH
24-06-2007, 22:50:03
That was uncalled for Kosh.

Chris
25-06-2007, 01:43:09
Laz should kick Koshko in the balls.

Koshko
25-06-2007, 04:40:47
Well that was supposed to be a 'kids these days' bashing and not offensive to him. Sorry. :-/

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-06-2007, 05:25:28
No offence was taken, but kicking you in the balls sounds fun anyway.

Oerdin
25-06-2007, 09:24:48
Sounds like she's going to be a credit to womankind. ;)

King_Ghidra
25-06-2007, 09:36:46
Originally posted by DaShi
I don't see why you didn't tell her you were going upstairs. She likes going upstairs with you. Why didn't you tell her? Why?

the question remains unanswered. i think we should be told the truth.

Cruddy
25-06-2007, 10:20:38
Q. At what age do girls turn into hormonal weepers?

A. At the age they discover the advantages of emotional blackmail.

Chris
25-06-2007, 17:46:49
Cruddy should be kicked in the balls.

HelloKitty
25-06-2007, 19:45:42
Here is another terrifying statistic.

According to the AMA the yearly risk for teen pregnency is 10%, cumulative risk for all of puberty is 40%!!!

Now I felt that stat was a little crazy, but the NBME is putting those numbers on the shelf exams that I have proctored for the med school!

Have fun Laz

JM^3
25-06-2007, 19:52:07
Well, there are abortions.

JM

Chris
25-06-2007, 19:52:56
Jon Miller should be kicked in the balls.

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-06-2007, 19:56:48
HelloKitty should grow a pair of balls and get them kicked.

JM^3
25-06-2007, 20:08:49
I was explaining how you could have 40% of teens having pregnancy but not 40% of teens being teen mothers.

I am anti-abortion (after the 4th week or 1st trimester or something... whenever brainwaves are observed).

JM
(Brainwaves seem like the proper definition of life)

(Not interested in starting a discussion here)

Koshko
25-06-2007, 20:53:09
There should be a 'whore clause' in the right to privacy about abortions. Let us know who's been getting tons of abortions.

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-06-2007, 21:36:18
Why? Either you accept they're justified, or you don't.

Koshko
25-06-2007, 22:02:41
So we'll know who to pimp it to or avoid at all costs depending on our preferences.

HelloKitty
25-06-2007, 22:05:01
Originally posted by JM^3
I was explaining how you could have 40% of teens having pregnancy but not 40% of teens being teen mothers.

I am anti-abortion (after the 4th week or 1st trimester or something... whenever brainwaves are observed).

JM
(Brainwaves seem like the proper definition of life)

(Not interested in starting a discussion here)

"Brain waves" can be seen as early as 45 days, but brain waves that are anywhere resebling any adult pattern from awake, asleep, brain damaged, etc don't start until after 90 days.

4 weeks is heartbeat and 4 chambered heart.

IIRC

1 week is passage and implantation
2 weeks is 2 sacs, 2 layers
3 weeks is 3 sacs and layers
4 is begining of heart and limb buds
4-8 is the main risk of malformations during organogenesis.
and the other two which are 8 and 10 I think are starts to look like a baby and fetal movement.

12-15 is brain wave patterns in the "BATS Drink Blood" pattern.

Resource Consumer
25-06-2007, 22:08:55
hmm - 4th week is the same as 1st trimestre? Sad the lack of latin scolarship these days. Could be fatal in some cases.....

HelloKitty
26-06-2007, 00:05:59
Huh?

4th week is part of first trimester.

But true brain wave activity happens in the second trimester not the first.

Koshko
26-06-2007, 04:46:33
Eh as far as I'm concerned, once the sperm-embryo start dividing, it's alive. Note that I'm not actually taking a position about abortion with this comment.

Shining1
26-06-2007, 06:11:07
Scientifically speaking, how many cells are required for it to have a soul? =)

HelloKitty
26-06-2007, 06:29:30
Ten to the 50th power

MoSe
26-06-2007, 08:22:13
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Either you accept they're justified, or you don't.
This is an opinion too, with which btw I do not agree.
:p

how did this thread turn into poly?
:(

Originally posted by Shining1
Scientifically speaking, how many cells are required for it to have a soul? =)

Soul?

:scratch head:

you mean..... the music???

:confused:

or....
...Ah, souls!

:)
here

MDA
26-06-2007, 10:38:01
Originally posted by Koshko
once the sperm-embryo start dividing, it's alive.

if its a sperm-embryo, something is seriously screwed up!

Funko
28-06-2007, 09:35:01
I think abortions should be allowed up to the age of 30.

Greg W
28-06-2007, 10:00:19
Phew! I'm safe, despite overwhelming support for the idea then!

Funko
28-06-2007, 10:13:28
Damn... well, we can make exceptions I guess.

Greg W
28-06-2007, 10:23:53
Yay! I'm the exception that proves the rule!

LoD
28-06-2007, 19:59:23
Mmmhhhh, souls...