View Full Version : What a wanker - Stab victim continues to masturbate

22-06-2007, 09:50:58


22-06-2007, 10:26:50

22-06-2007, 10:59:36
"He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, " Mr Johnson said.

Did he really say that?!

Greg W
23-06-2007, 03:00:20
We Aussies take wanking seriously!

Damn those stab wounds hurt though.

C.G.B. Spender
23-06-2007, 07:21:32
Ah, that's what the "W" stands for!

Greg W
23-06-2007, 08:59:29
Yes, and Greg in Australian means "extremely accomplished".

Resource Consumer
25-06-2007, 21:32:32

Some gems there

Wilson regarded Mr Blair as a "tolerably decent person"

Now - there's an open goal for some of you.

But I do like :

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.

Presumably a testament to poor primary education in Australia - there is a difference between "wench" and "wrench"