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Punko
21-06-2007, 11:56:38
My friend Hugh once pulled a very attractive blonde swedish girl at a party using this line. On the way to the party we had been talking about chat up lines and how they were generally lame and another friend suggested something like the phrase above would be better. Anyway, we get to the party, Hugh spots hot swedish blonde and it turns out she worked in Pizza Express (or similar). Success!

The next morning when I woke up I was really confused about which room was which and stumbled in on them shagging.

Anyway:

Any kind of spicy meat, or jalapenos.

Frozzo
21-06-2007, 11:57:39
Capers

Punko
21-06-2007, 11:57:52
That's shit. Choose something else.

MOBIUS
21-06-2007, 11:58:47
Anchovies!

Unconventionally funny chat up lines are always the best...

Not that I'm in the market for them!:nervous:

MOBIUS
21-06-2007, 11:59:12
Capers and anchovies!!!:bounce:

Frozzo
21-06-2007, 12:03:27
My friend Ralf and me once viste a Scheunenfest (Barn Party) in very rural area of northern Germany. The local rednecks stared at us in a very hostile way once we tried to buy a beer.

So Ralf went straight to the next farm boy, looked him tinto the eye and asked "What do you say, my friend? Is it Fendt or McCormick?".

I immediately had visions of being lynched and jumped for cover.

But the redneck boy started to smile and told us - in his slow manner - about how many arcres of land he had and what tractor he would use for this and that and so on.

He even paid us some beers.

Nav
21-06-2007, 12:03:35
Pepperoni (and maybe a liberal dashing of jalepenos). Mmmm

Frozzo
21-06-2007, 12:03:53
Originally posted by Punko
That's shit. Choose something else. That's sure not for mortals

Punko
21-06-2007, 12:04:19
Originally posted by MOBIUS
Anchovies!

Unconventionally funny chat up lines are always the best...

Not that I'm in the market for them!:nervous:

You could use: Would you like to see my invisible snails?

Punko
21-06-2007, 12:06:01
ok, I had to google Fendt and McCormick but... :lol:

mr_B
21-06-2007, 12:07:00
salami capers + olives

Punko
21-06-2007, 12:07:28
You and Frozzo are pizza topping buddies. :beer:

MOBIUS
21-06-2007, 12:08:37
Originally posted by Punko
You could use: Would you like to see my invisible snails?

Only a select few are ever allowed to see my Invisible Snails...

Frozzo
21-06-2007, 12:09:31
Originally posted by Punko
You and Frozzo are pizza topping buddies. :beer: I hate olives

mr_B
21-06-2007, 12:13:12
i can have yours then

Tizzy
21-06-2007, 12:15:57
Mine too

Fistandantilus
21-06-2007, 12:22:51
Hamburger, french fries and ham.

mr_B
21-06-2007, 12:23:22
^^ so italian

Punko
21-06-2007, 12:24:53
That sounds awesome

mr_B
21-06-2007, 12:25:13
thank you

Punko
21-06-2007, 12:25:39
No, thank ewe.

mr_B
21-06-2007, 12:26:12
no thanks

Frozzo
21-06-2007, 12:26:48
thanks

MOBIUS
21-06-2007, 12:26:50
Fuck ewe

:funko:

zmama
21-06-2007, 12:41:31
Spinach, onions and feta

zmama
21-06-2007, 12:41:58
and John Deere

Tizzy
21-06-2007, 12:42:17
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

Frozzo
21-06-2007, 12:45:43
My cousin works as an engineer for Claas. When I state that in rural areas it's like saying "my cousin is pope" in Italy.

Fistandantilus
21-06-2007, 12:54:59
They start throwing rocks at him?

maroule
21-06-2007, 13:22:12
a hot sweedish blonde is the best topping (of a successful night out, if not of a pizza)

Punko
21-06-2007, 13:28:59
She was also crazily tall, like 6'4 or something.

self biased
21-06-2007, 13:51:24
The Hawaiian: pineapples, fresh onions, and bacon.

MattHiggs
21-06-2007, 13:53:38
Cajun chicken, red onions and jalapenos. Topped with dried chilli flakes.

Fuck! I'm hungry!

Punko
21-06-2007, 13:56:03
Originally posted by self biased
The Hawaiian: pineapples, fresh onions, and bacon.

You have a womans pizza!

mr_B
21-06-2007, 13:56:45
pizza with breasts for SB

Punko
21-06-2007, 13:59:28
Pizza shortly to forget the next 5 minutes for SB!

Tizzy
21-06-2007, 14:04:11
Pineapple on pizza = wrong.

zmama
21-06-2007, 14:17:19
Tizzy is correct, as always

Venom
21-06-2007, 14:37:24
Pepperoni and mushrooms! I have spoken.

Greg W
22-06-2007, 01:09:56
Roo and Croc are both nice.

JM^3
22-06-2007, 01:13:40
Originally posted by Frozzo
My friend Ralf and me once viste a Scheunenfest (Barn Party) in very rural area of northern Germany. The local rednecks stared at us in a very hostile way once we tried to buy a beer.

So Ralf went straight to the next farm boy, looked him tinto the eye and asked "What do you say, my friend? Is it Fendt or McCormick?".

I immediately had visions of being lynched and jumped for cover.

But the redneck boy started to smile and told us - in his slow manner - about how many arcres of land he had and what tractor he would use for this and that and so on.

He even paid us some beers.

If I ever decide to become gay and hit on rednecks, I will remember that.

(or does it need to be german rednecks)

JM

JM^3
22-06-2007, 01:15:03
Originally posted by Punko
She was also crazily tall, like 6'4 or something.

I am fine with that.

JM

Funko
22-06-2007, 08:29:51
I'll let her know.

King_Ghidra
22-06-2007, 09:05:30
Originally posted by Punko
She was also crazily tall, like 6'4 or something.

that's a bit much. i'm not into amazons.

mr_B
22-06-2007, 09:10:50
one nekkid tit

mr_B
22-06-2007, 09:11:17
on the wall one nekkid tit

Funko
22-06-2007, 09:11:36
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
that's a bit much. i'm not into amazons.

She'll be devastated. :(

Drekkus
22-06-2007, 09:12:15
Originally posted by JM^3
If I ever decide to become gay and hit on rednecks, I will remember that.

(or does it need to be german rednecks)

JM :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Have you considered the option before?

King_Ghidra
22-06-2007, 09:13:21
<- heart-breaking since 1991

JM^3
22-06-2007, 09:15:17
no not much

I like Amazons just fine, I and my brother saw a cute very tall chick at the last family vacation (7 years ago?)... he was like she is freakishly tall and I was staring at her cause I Thought she was cute

I considered being gay, but I like women

JM
(lots of people in my life have thought I was gay, etc)