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Beta1
14-06-2007, 19:03:18
and my girlf just took my wine glass away and put it in the dishwasher while I wasnt looking.

What should I do?

Venom
14-06-2007, 19:04:36
Drink from the bottle. Then smash it over her head.

Nav
14-06-2007, 19:06:55
Do the dishes as you were supposed to!

Beta1
14-06-2007, 19:09:50
hey I loaded the dishwasher, just not with the glass I intended to use to drink the rest of the bottle.

Its enterprise week at school, I'm running a wine making company and I was intending to drink the rest of the bottle so the kids could use the empty to put their wine into.

Which of course I could then drink.

I think I'll find another glass.

Nav
14-06-2007, 19:18:35
Pour the rest into a pint glass, put in copious amounts of Orange dye, and exclaim out loud 'Man am I low on Vitamin C' as you down it in one.

Funko
15-06-2007, 08:14:44
Say "Hey, I was using that!" and get her to get you another glass (filled with wine obviously).

Dyl Ulenspiegel
15-06-2007, 08:16:37
Reading "Macho in ten little steps"?

Funko
15-06-2007, 08:22:08
It'd never happen to me. Tizzy'd already have finished the bottle.

Bob
15-06-2007, 08:34:35
What does "finish the bottle" mean?

Funko
15-06-2007, 08:35:38
Complete the glass container which has a neck narrower than it's body.

Bob
15-06-2007, 08:36:40
Is that a sexual innuendo?

Funko
15-06-2007, 09:13:13
Do you want it to be?

Bob
15-06-2007, 09:39:00
Depends on the wine

Funko
15-06-2007, 10:03:24
It's from spain and is big, rich and dark.

Bob
15-06-2007, 10:25:13
What's its name?

Funko
15-06-2007, 10:26:38
It's Rio, Ja?

Bob
15-06-2007, 10:27:18
Rio Tinto?

Funko
15-06-2007, 10:28:07
Former Cowie of mine: "Who's getting an e-mail from Riot Into?" thinking it was a hackers group or something.

Bob
15-06-2007, 10:28:58
Luckily he didn't see THE HARDMAN

Bob
15-06-2007, 10:30:00
Originally posted by Funko
thinking it was a hackers group or something. still better than being a planet raping bastard or something like that

Funko
15-06-2007, 10:31:20
That's pretty much what I said at the time.

Bob
15-06-2007, 10:43:42
both is better than posting here

Tizzy
15-06-2007, 10:47:37
Is this still about wine?

Bob
15-06-2007, 10:49:17
This is about whatever you want.

Drekkus
15-06-2007, 11:01:58
as long as it's wine

Tizzy
15-06-2007, 11:03:44
I want wine.

Drekkus
15-06-2007, 11:05:31
YOU CAN'T HANDLE WINE!!

Bob
15-06-2007, 11:06:29
Ah, wine!

Funko
15-06-2007, 11:15:49
Originally posted by Drekkus
YOU CAN'T HANDLE WINE!!

no, she can't handle the cider after the wine.

Bob
15-06-2007, 11:17:54
Women can't draw circles BTW

Bob
15-06-2007, 11:18:16
FACT!

zmama
15-06-2007, 11:51:56
no wine for you!

Bob
15-06-2007, 11:53:50
And no circles, of course!

Tizzy
15-06-2007, 11:57:14
Triangles are better anyway

Bob
15-06-2007, 11:58:12
When drawn by a woman you can hardly spot a diffence between a circle and a triangle

Funko
15-06-2007, 12:04:28
How do they play Black & White then?

Bob
15-06-2007, 12:09:10
Terrible

Venom
15-06-2007, 12:28:13
Nobody should play black and white.

Bob
15-06-2007, 12:31:47
Yeah, I hat a Schneider/Amstrad PC with a black/white monitor. It was impossible to use it for gaming.

Venom
15-06-2007, 12:39:31
RACIST!

Bob
15-06-2007, 12:40:47
No, I'm sure it was a Schneider/Amstrad PC