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Funko
13-06-2007, 10:01:49
I would be Mr_G (not on a Wednesday) so that I could wake up in the morning to EYE OF THE TIGER GRANDMA! Then I'd punch my boss on the nose, have 2 hot dogs with the whole schebang for lunch, get drunk on Prossecco all afternoon, waste EU tax payers money on some totally useless building project and in the evening accidentally shag a married woman.

:beer:

Bob
13-06-2007, 10:02:33
I'd like to be Wiicent so I could stay at home

Funko
13-06-2007, 10:03:23
I'm going to get worried if anyone wants to be Tizzy.

Bob
13-06-2007, 10:08:00
I would like to be Tizzy but only if Mr_G was you

Funko
13-06-2007, 10:19:50
But you aren't married anymore?

Bob
13-06-2007, 10:25:44
Only to Mr_G

maroule
13-06-2007, 10:26:35
for a day, I'd be anybody who doesn't have a young baby screeming in the middle of the night, and would go to sleep immediately

MDA
13-06-2007, 10:41:59
I did that last night. You sure you don't want to reconsider?

MOBIUS
13-06-2007, 10:48:22
Mr_G hands down - his life is way more exciting than mine!:bounce:

Venom
13-06-2007, 11:50:23
If I were Mr G, would I have to go bald and shrink down to Hobbit height?

King_Ghidra
13-06-2007, 11:59:51
I would be RC.

I'd invent ten new AE's in the morning, go out and rape the planet for a bit, then spend my millions on baltic supermodels.

Nav
13-06-2007, 12:08:04
I would be King_Ghidra,

I'd call in sick and play Forza Motorsport on my XBOX360 all day.

Resource Consumer
13-06-2007, 13:03:26
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
I would be RC.

I'd invent ten new AE's in the morning, go out and rape the planet for a bit, then spend my millions on baltic supermodels.

:lol:

and Baltic property :)

King_Ghidra
13-06-2007, 13:11:59
Originally posted by Venom
If I were Mr G, would I have to go bald and shrink down to Hobbit height?

would that change your answer?

Venom
13-06-2007, 13:42:25
I don't want to be any shorter than I already am.

Funko
13-06-2007, 13:56:24
mr_G is only a midget compared to the average dutch man, he's still your height.

King_Ghidra
13-06-2007, 13:57:19
and 300lbs lighter

Tizzy
13-06-2007, 14:00:44
Instant weight loss. If only I'd known there was an easy method....

Venom
13-06-2007, 14:31:49
Cutting off limbs?

Tizzy
13-06-2007, 14:35:42
You're far too lazy to know how much effort that actually entails.

Venom
13-06-2007, 14:36:32
I'm going with cutting. And some gauze.

Tizzy
13-06-2007, 14:38:51
Blood soaked guaze is probably pretty heavy.

King_Ghidra
13-06-2007, 14:55:41
there's probably a page on the internet that tells you how heavy things are when soaked in blood.

Funko
13-06-2007, 14:57:03
This is Nills' area of expertise and MUSIC FORUM!

mr_G
13-06-2007, 15:35:25
Originally posted by Funko
I would be Mr_G (not on a Wednesday) so that I could wake up in the morning to EYE OF THE TIGER GRANDMA! Then I'd punch my boss on the nose, have 2 hot dogs with the whole schebang for lunch, get drunk on Prossecco all afternoon, waste EU tax payers money on some totally useless building project and in the evening accidentally shag a married woman.

:beer: :lol:

got a commission in Denmark now :bounce:

another unusefullbridgeje

mr_G
13-06-2007, 15:38:41
and jesjes still EU tax paid tralalala

MOBIUS
13-06-2007, 15:39:36
Just as well you're there to bridge the gap in the market!

mr_G
13-06-2007, 15:45:39
I wanna be Venom!!!

called D because i'm kewl and a GANGSTRA laaik all the taaim.
and be really really kewl on the interwebs.

I never evah wanna be rich

mr_G
13-06-2007, 15:56:43
sometimes not so often i want to be Drekkus.

mr_G
13-06-2007, 15:57:34
Sometimes not so often I want to be Gwillem and go on vacation 136 taaims a year

mr_G
13-06-2007, 16:01:35
but most of the taaims i wanna be Venom.

or maybe Tizzy or Alsie,
having breast would kill my career because i would play wizz them laaik alll the taaim

Venom
13-06-2007, 16:08:41
You ain't a gangsta!

mr_G
13-06-2007, 16:12:21
you forgot the R

Venom
13-06-2007, 16:16:53
Did I? Did I really?

mr_G
13-06-2007, 16:20:41
jesjes really really

stil i wanna be you,

or or maybe Tizzy or Alsie,

or Funko and be mr naais guy

Venom
13-06-2007, 16:36:23
I've got big boobs too. Big ol' man boobs.

mr_G
13-06-2007, 17:39:59
hmmmmmmm

Dontwanna be D after all nononononononononono

Immortal Wombat
13-06-2007, 18:54:32
I'd be Jon Miller. I've heard it's a great way to pick up chicks.

Venom
13-06-2007, 19:28:41
Other than being horrifyingly ugly, obese and smelly, hated be everyone, poor, and a giant dork; who wouldn't want to be me?

mr_G
13-06-2007, 20:20:17
Funko told me he wants to be PH
a real secksmasjeen

Beta1
13-06-2007, 21:14:19
i want to be paitkis,

after all he seems to get more women than the rest of us put together.

admittedly they are all mental but nobodies perfect.

Japher
13-06-2007, 21:22:34
I would be Venom and I would eclipse the sun with my giant ass and spit insults on the world

Wiincent
14-06-2007, 05:44:22
IŽd like to be Bob, he has a real keyboard and is never lonely at work

Funko
14-06-2007, 08:26:10
Originally posted by Beta1
i want to be paitkis,

after all he seems to get more women than the rest of us put together.

admittedly they are all mental but nobodies perfect.

They seem to be mental and sex crazed though.

Tizzy
14-06-2007, 08:33:12
For today I want to be whichever poster doesn't have to work, and I would sleep all day.

Bob
14-06-2007, 08:35:56
I work AND sleep all day

MDA
14-06-2007, 10:44:58
Originally posted by Tizzy
For today I want to be whichever poster doesn't have to work, and I would sleep all day.

Isn't that what IT jobs are for?

Tizzy
14-06-2007, 10:46:14
People complain when I snore, they have some ridiculous idea about me being paid to work, not to sleep.

Bob
14-06-2007, 10:47:01
So becoma an IT manager!

Tizzy
14-06-2007, 10:52:46
Then I'd have to go to loads of meetings where people would still complain about me snoring!

Venom
14-06-2007, 12:07:31
Originally posted by Tizzy
For today I want to be whichever poster doesn't have to work, and I would sleep all day.

I'm working from home today. That's close.

Bob
14-06-2007, 12:10:06
"Working" from home