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Lazarus and the Gimp
02-06-2007, 09:49:48
They need something along the lines of the "Brady Bunch" for their TV show, but with more manga-style crunching violence. Ideally something that marries cosy domesticity with the torture scene from "Reservoir Dogs", and it needs to be a cartoon.

I say we start working on the scripts now. Here's my pitch for the pilot-

#1 "Un-whole-y"

Funko is convinced that his new band will land that dream recording contract, but needs to stop Tizzy supergluing his face to a steam-iron and then cranking it up to maximum heat.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
02-06-2007, 09:52:10
Sounds like Simpsons meet Malcolm.

C.G.B. Spender
02-06-2007, 11:23:32
Sounds like a bad idea

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-06-2007, 13:57:26
The next pilot will be a modern twist on classic superhero action, with Vincent as "Alimony Man".

Chris
02-06-2007, 14:19:51
They can Venom as the annoying live in house keeper who keeps burying bodies in the basement.

Tizzy
04-06-2007, 08:26:37
Hey! If anyone's going to be burying bodies in my basement it'll be me.

Chris
04-06-2007, 12:39:34
That only goes if yoiu bury Venom.

Tizzy
04-06-2007, 12:42:05
That can be arranged

zmama
04-06-2007, 13:29:56
Bah...wine is for the basement.

The garden is for bodies!

Funko
04-06-2007, 13:32:06
The basement is for drums

Tizzy
04-06-2007, 13:35:14
:confused:
Wine is for glasses.
Silly mama.

Bob
04-06-2007, 13:36:15
Wine is for the belly

maroule
04-06-2007, 13:53:19
#1 "You never expect the Dutch Inquisition"
Dutch visitors in Reading for a WE going very very wrong, featuring Mr. G as the Gimp

mr_G
04-06-2007, 13:58:29
go wash your mouth wizzz soap frenchy

Vincent
04-06-2007, 19:17:33
or acid

Koshko
04-06-2007, 19:36:25
We could have an episode devoted to Funko losing his virginity to Tizzy on his 33rd birthday.

Venom
04-06-2007, 20:07:04
:lol:

Drekkus
05-06-2007, 07:53:32
#5 episode: The injoke

- Funko and Tizzy roll around the floor laughing at words like 'fitching' and 'jesjes', leaving everyone else :drekkus:

#6 episode: The pirate

-Funko and Tizzy follow Pirate Pete to the ends of the world, but end up in a parade

Bob
05-06-2007, 07:58:32
you watch too much TV

Bob
05-06-2007, 07:59:44
I already found a picture from that upcoming show

http://www.cbc.ca/arts/images/pics/league2.jpg

Drekkus
05-06-2007, 08:23:42
Originally posted by Bob
you watch too much TV And spend too much time behind my pc.

But luckily I've found a more efficient way: watch tv while sitting on the couch with my laptop

mr_G
05-06-2007, 08:37:12
Originally posted by Drekkus
[B]#5 episode: The injoke

- Funko and Tizzy roll around the floor laughing at words like 'fitching' and 'jesjes', leaving everyone else :drekkus:

everyone else = drekkus jesjes

Drekkus
05-06-2007, 08:38:31
suuuure

Funko
05-06-2007, 08:39:43
Originally posted by Koshko
We could have an episode devoted to Funko losing his virginity to Tizzy on his 33rd birthday.

Hang on, doesn't that imply we'd be married?

:nervous:

maroule
05-06-2007, 08:42:46
#6 The last Supper

As a visiting MoSe brings Chianti, Tizzy and Funko proceed immediately to eat his liver with fava beans. MoSe, gasping just slightly louder than usual, make a specific effort not to fall down and roll on the floor.