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Beta1
01-06-2007, 07:26:10
What a great idea for a web site

http://www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl?l
leccy gibbo
Never the brightest candle on the cake, Gibson only reached legendary status when he climbed an electricity pylon. He was catapulted 50 feet from the pylon, and his IQ was safely relegated to Sunday Stegosaurus League. Our joy was enhanced; not only did it prove his immortality, he came back to us new and improved. He was 'leccy Gibbo.
(posted by Andy Farley on 24 Nov 2002; approved 24 Nov 2002 by Log)

MDA
05-06-2007, 11:23:14
:lol:

I got hit in the back of the head with a wooden swingset seat enough times that people thought I could have sustained brain damage.

Good ting they were wong!

mr_G
05-06-2007, 11:26:01
because you don't have a brain?

Drekkus
05-06-2007, 13:09:53
Ting!!

Wooden swingset seat, is that the seat of a wooden swing, or the wooden seat of a swing?

Bob
05-06-2007, 13:11:49
I am walking
With the blind man
I am talking
To the deaf man
TING
TING

MDA
05-06-2007, 17:48:02
I'm risking a PH or own goal or something...

Drek, when I was little, the playground swings were hung from the bar by chains attached to metal brackets, bolted to a short wooden board that you sat on (the seat).

If you jumped off, and didn't step forward promptly, you got clobbered the next time the swing came around.

Drekkus
06-06-2007, 10:02:23
That's what I imagined. I just wanted to say 'wooden swingset seat', it's very poetic.

Bob
06-06-2007, 10:34:18
If you jumped off, and didn't step forward promptly, you got clobbered the next time the swing came around. Ah, this explains it! Poor guy!

MDA
06-06-2007, 12:38:36
my teeth ache just thinking about it, there's nothing quite like a sharp blow to the back of the head

cue the donkey punch jokes

zmama
06-06-2007, 12:45:24
Ya know I was one of the clumbsiest, as my scarred knees can attest, but I never got clobbered by a swing.

You are special :)

MDA
06-06-2007, 13:48:20
I probably got distracted by something shiny.