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Funko
22-05-2007, 10:40:33
The Management have been having some complaints about the quality of some puns in recent threads. They've asked me to do this without mentioning any posters by their names (which begin with Mo).

Anyway, if you feel the need to make an outrageously bad pun, please post it in this thread and leave the other threads unsullied.

Posting counsellor
22-05-2007, 10:45:38
Note that you can put people "on ignore" if you are offended by their posts oir their posting style.

It's also a good idea to publish a list of forum rules. One of these rules could be: "Please don't try to be funny. Try to make srious, mature comments only".

If a forum member violates one or more of the rules, he - or she - can be banned for a certain amount of time. You will need a moderator to supervise the forum.

Tizzy
22-05-2007, 10:47:15
I don't know how to make a "srious" comment.

Funko
22-05-2007, 10:47:56
What's a srious comment?

Posting counsellor
22-05-2007, 10:52:23
Never criticise a poster because he made an error. It's even worse to make a sarcastic comment. The forum community might get the impression that you are arrogant and pedantic.

Note that the poster might be disabled in some way. You should rather assist him and give him a positve feedback.

Vincent
22-05-2007, 10:53:37
I never saw it that way. I always thoght this forum is full of imbeciles, now they are disabled.

I'm sorry. And I feel sorry for you poor morons.

MOBIUS
22-05-2007, 10:55:58
Originally posted by Funko
(which begin with Mo).



Now, if you said beginning with MO, I might have taken offence...:cute:

Posting counsellor
22-05-2007, 10:57:14
No, you suck even more and should be bannd, like the PC mentioned above

MoSe
22-05-2007, 10:57:51
It's a wonderful idea.
Hopefully this site will be renamed "Poly" thereafter too.

Bad pun? One week in the Polypun Bin!

"Please don't try to be funny."
I hope you won't then also object to someone trying to be bunny, or gunny, or sunny.

Vincent
22-05-2007, 10:58:26
Now that's what I call advice. What about using CAPS for a poster name? That's sick!

Fistandantilus
22-05-2007, 10:59:39
Poly isn't what it used to be anymore :(

Vincent
22-05-2007, 11:00:41
I remember the golden age of Poly! Poly d'or!

Vincent
22-05-2007, 11:01:04
Hey, that was MoSesque!

MoSe
22-05-2007, 11:01:20
But only in very small quantities at the time! Poly gram!

MoSe
22-05-2007, 11:02:01
Originally posted by Vincent
Hey, that was MoSesque!
More, it was more!

Vincent
22-05-2007, 11:02:40
http://www.midefa.com/Bilder/Poliboy.jpg

Tizzy
22-05-2007, 11:02:43
Hey MoSe, you should chart how it's changed over time.
You could call it a Poly graph.

MOBIUS
22-05-2007, 11:04:00
Originally posted by MoSe
But only in very small quantities at the time! Poly gram!

Ooh, punning the word 'Poly'...:bounce:

MoSe could log each one on his Poly graph...

MOBIUS
22-05-2007, 11:04:30
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Too slow:bash:

Tizzy
22-05-2007, 11:05:33
HAHA!

Vincent
22-05-2007, 11:06:40
The process of converting a funny forum into something horrible: Polymosis (not to be confused with holymoses)

MoSe
22-05-2007, 11:07:14
Bah! I'm out of here! I'll only post at Poly with a Shevchenko DL!

PolyAndry!

MOBIUS
22-05-2007, 11:08:42
Poly Morph?

Or is that Tony Hart doing a webcast on Apolyton?:cute:

MOBIUS
22-05-2007, 11:09:43
Iraqi Maths Teacher thread posted on Poly = Poly Math?

Funko
22-05-2007, 11:38:10
Is someone who posts on multiple on topic forums at Apolyton, because they enjoy a variety of different strategy games a Polygamist?

mr_G
22-05-2007, 11:42:41
no

MoSe
22-05-2007, 11:42:54
yes, I am one

Funko
22-05-2007, 11:47:57
mr_g doesn't post at Apolyton anymore. He's poly gone.

mr_G
22-05-2007, 11:50:19
posted laaik 3 taaims
got banned laaik 3 taaims

MoSe
22-05-2007, 11:51:51
you're a triangle, and the sum of your ban times is 180

C.G.B. Spender
22-05-2007, 11:53:46
Originally posted by MoSe
Bah! I'm out of here! I'll only post at Poly with a Shevchenko DL!

PolyAndry! A DL? How polynomial

MoSe
22-05-2007, 12:50:45
but there's only one site! Monopoly!

Nav
22-05-2007, 12:55:51
I thought that was because it's only running on one wheel now.