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Beta1
14-05-2007, 20:04:07
Why do mothers do that? I just don't get it.

JM^3
14-05-2007, 20:09:21
She is telling you what she is doing with her day, just like she wants/expects you to tell her what you are doing with yours.

JM

Venom
14-05-2007, 20:21:00
She's contemplating suicide. Stage an intervention. Or offer to assit her if she's really old.

Funko
15-05-2007, 07:58:30
My mother has never phoned me to say she was cleaning the oven.

Tizzy
15-05-2007, 08:15:41
Mine phones to tell me lots of other things I don't care about.

MoSe
15-05-2007, 08:20:33
remember this, as you now think you'll never do the same with your children, and you'll end to do just the same

Funko
15-05-2007, 08:24:14
Isn't that part of the point of having children? So you get your turn being annoying and embarassing to them?

Public AE's AE
15-05-2007, 08:28:51
Move to some distant corner of the world where there are no phones or electricity and the only way to communicate with the rest of the world is by sending letters on donkeys which takes several weeks. Then you will getting letters about the oven being cleaned.

Tizzy
15-05-2007, 08:29:10
It's only fair, why should they get off lightly?

MoSe
15-05-2007, 08:35:18
who cleans the oven in your household?

Public AE's AE
15-05-2007, 08:39:03
It's self cleaning.

Funko
15-05-2007, 08:41:37
Originally posted by MoSe
who cleans the oven in your household?

:lol: :lol: :nervous:

Tizzy
15-05-2007, 08:42:37
The pixies.

Public AE
15-05-2007, 08:43:04
Originally posted by Public AE's AE
It's self cleaning. Ok, who pushes the clean button then?

Funko
15-05-2007, 08:43:27
Mainly Kim Deal obviously.

Public AE's AE
15-05-2007, 08:44:32
Originally posted by Public AE
Ok, who pushes the clean button then? Originally posted by Tizzy
The pixies.

Drekkus
15-05-2007, 11:28:58
Oven, cleaning? Ovens need cleaning??

Dyl Ulenspiegel
15-05-2007, 11:29:46
"Ovens" need "cleaning".

Drekkus
15-05-2007, 11:47:48
Maybe when you're done putting buns in the oven.

MoSe
15-05-2007, 11:57:50
memento bunny

MDA
15-05-2007, 17:37:25
She was actually trying to get you to remember Mother's Day, way to not get the hint!

Funko
16-05-2007, 08:45:25
Mothers day is in March here.

Tizzy
16-05-2007, 09:46:29
Although my Mum got her Mother's Day present on Saturday...

MoSe
16-05-2007, 09:47:15
a dutch present?

Drekkus
16-05-2007, 10:08:21
Originally posted by Tizzy
Although my Mum got her Mother's Day present on Saturday... What month is it in Scotland now?

Funko
16-05-2007, 10:11:33
July 1984

Drekkus
16-05-2007, 10:44:02
Already???

MDA
16-05-2007, 11:53:30
March? Wow. You're a few months late, Beta, she's probably really mad by now.

Venom
16-05-2007, 12:07:16
He was never her favorite anyway.

Funko
16-05-2007, 12:08:58
And he's an only child.

MoSe
16-05-2007, 12:38:51
what happened of Alpha???????????

Lurker the Second
16-05-2007, 15:14:24
:lol: at this thread. Poor Beta.

Beta1
16-05-2007, 17:47:39
I'm hiding.

mr_G
16-05-2007, 17:59:48
Originally posted by Funko
And he's an only child. :lol: