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Lazarus and the Gimp
13-05-2007, 18:30:36
http://consumerist.com/consumer/drunks-on-a-plane/man-convicted-of-in+flight-felony-his-face-was-pressed-to-vaginal-area-258218.php

20 years for it? Harsh.

CG4Fun
13-05-2007, 22:19:35
He's been convicted of a felony in a jury trial and now faces 20 years in prison, some of which he will likely have to serve.
:lol:

DaShi
14-05-2007, 02:55:01
I guess there was a damn thing they could do about it.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
14-05-2007, 08:00:37
"get your head out of her lap....or the terrorists win." :lol:

Deacon
16-05-2007, 03:00:31
I don't know why some laws have penalties ranging from probation to hard time. What's this offense worth? I dunno. One of the comments disputes the facts as related. In any event, maybe there should be limits attached to what orders a crew member can give a passenger. Simple failure to obey might have been all the law required to be broken.

MoSe
16-05-2007, 08:11:53
it's a cunning plan to stiffle terrorism

devilmunchkin
16-05-2007, 08:37:44
20 years? he must have been doing a terrible job.

Funko
16-05-2007, 08:43:35
:lol:

The Norks
22-05-2007, 08:05:43
where's samuel l jackson when you need him?

Greg W
22-05-2007, 10:17:12
Looking for his snake?

Funko
22-05-2007, 10:18:07
Fellatio on a plane?

Greg W
22-05-2007, 10:20:55
Shakespeare's version:
Horatio on a plane...

Posting counsellor
22-05-2007, 10:34:00
This thread would have been better, if you had only posted the story.
Then sombody else could have posted the inevitable lame joke "cunnilinkus please".

Fistandantilus
22-05-2007, 11:03:25
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
20 years? he must have been doing a terrible job.

:lol: quality

Lazarus and the Gimp
22-05-2007, 20:02:20
Originally posted by Posting counsellor
This thread would have been better, if you had only posted the story.
Then sombody else could have posted the inevitable lame joke "cunnilinkus please".

Doesn't matter. It still got lapped up.

Greg W
22-05-2007, 20:30:10
Now that's very tongue in cheek! Unlike the perpetrator of the crime... :p

MoSe
23-05-2007, 07:03:42
ROTFLMAO

where L stands for Licking, of course