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maroule
04-05-2007, 09:33:37
Just to confirm my love for silly predictions who make me look foolish:


- Sarko will be the next french president sunday
- with a large victory (53.5%, which is considered large)
- he will name a lot of women as ministers, including one arab (Rachida Dati) and one black (can't remember her name, rising star of UMP, she'll be a junior minister only, though)
- François Fillon will be prime minster
- he will win the "legislative" handsomely


none of these are particularly daring predictions, BTW

Funko
04-05-2007, 09:34:54
How unlike you.

mr_G
04-05-2007, 09:34:59
are you chinese?

CTH
04-05-2007, 09:35:19
I hear Sarko has a small dick. Worse than Sego.

mr_G
04-05-2007, 09:42:19
I prefer Ségolène Royal.
she doesn't look to much french.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-05-2007, 09:43:46
Is Sarkozy really a fan of the big retard from the other side of the pond?

Bob
04-05-2007, 09:44:02
The germans will restore law and order

CTH
04-05-2007, 09:44:06
I think she's much Frencher.

Fistandantilus
04-05-2007, 09:47:15
Originally posted by mr_G
I prefer Ségolène Royal.
she doesn't look to much french.

- NOT FACT

Drekkus
04-05-2007, 10:01:30
mmmm, fillet mignon

maroule
04-05-2007, 11:00:21
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Is Sarkozy really a fan of the big retard from the other side of the pond?

no, it was one of the angle of the left to tarnish him (alongside pretending to believe he was a fascist and ate children for breakfast)

he is however much less anti-US than the rest of the political class (he's not much of a gaullist)

maroule
04-05-2007, 11:01:26
Originally posted by mr_G
I prefer Ségolène Royal.
she doesn't look to much french.

like others here, I had the felling she couldn't look more french

MoSe
04-05-2007, 11:44:54
Originally posted by maroule
I had the felling

you fell for her?
or did you mean you wanted her to fellate you?

maroule
04-05-2007, 13:21:06
I'd be afraid she'd bite my coq (au vin)

Bob
04-05-2007, 13:26:28
Ah, this is the "french erections" thread!

mr_G
04-05-2007, 13:38:07
Originally posted by maroule
like others here, I had the felling she couldn't look more french

hmmm, probably I only hate the look of french men then.

still I prefer Royal.
with cheese

paiktis
04-05-2007, 13:42:15
sarkozi gives the picture of a man who knows where he stands. He's got leader quality even though he looks like a gremlin on steroids. Shegolen is like a rich spoiled brat who thought it would be cool to play president and she gets on everyone's nerves. I prefer sarkozi but it's true he oozes frenchness. and then royal made some dumb mistakes like that one with the telephone call from qbec's "president"....
I'd have loved to watch the debate though in full, I love political debates. I only read a manuscript regarding the stance of both regarding turkey's admission to the EU. each cares about whatever he cares about.

mr_G
04-05-2007, 13:52:26
how are the balls?

paiktis
04-05-2007, 13:53:38
they are ok. but the left aches a little bit. time for the exercise.

MOBIUS
04-05-2007, 14:22:08
dr_G: Making sure paiktis tests his testes every day!:bounce:

King_Ghidra
04-05-2007, 14:28:53
i read that as 'tastes his testes'

:nervous:

Koshko
04-05-2007, 19:59:24
Who's the chick running, and has she gotten naked for votes?

mr_G
05-05-2007, 09:19:33
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
i read that as 'tastes his testes'

:nervous: :bash:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
05-05-2007, 09:52:37
KG wearing the pink again....

Dyl Ulenspiegel
06-05-2007, 16:08:35
exit polls: Sarkozy 53-54%

jsorense
06-05-2007, 21:43:57
Who will surrender first?

mr_G
06-05-2007, 22:01:41
the man wears high heels.
he is even shorter than me

jsorense
06-05-2007, 22:19:26
The woman wears mary janes,
But her name is Sam.

Scabrous Birdseed
09-05-2007, 18:56:22
It's strange, French politics. A man like Sárközi would get nowhere in this country, which doesn't like slick, fascistoid hard men.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-05-2007, 19:05:03
EVERYONE LIKES THE HARDMAN!!!

Drekkus
10-05-2007, 12:18:36
Originally posted by Scabrous Birdseed
It's strange, French politics. A man like Sárközi would get nowhere in this country, which doesn't like slick, fascistoid hard men. That's what i thought before Pim Fortuyn. And he was gay too.

Scabrous Birdseed
10-05-2007, 12:44:26
Did you know that "Sarkozy" means "associated with shit" in Hungarian?

MoSe
10-05-2007, 13:06:56
Drekkus, did you kiss him?

maroule
10-05-2007, 13:21:37
Originally posted by Scabrous Birdseed
Did you know that "Sarkozy" means "associated with shit" in Hungarian?


your hungarian is even more approximative than your grasp of French politics

MoSe
10-05-2007, 13:27:09
indeed, it's hard to get a firm grasp on shit

;)

Scabrous Birdseed
10-05-2007, 13:48:24
Well, okay, if it's pronounced the way it is in french it does. Otherwise it means "from the town of Sárköz", but that's boring.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-05-2007, 14:07:21
How about Palatchinky?

Scabrous Birdseed
18-05-2007, 07:34:39
"Fillon" means alcoholics in swedish.

maroule
18-05-2007, 08:32:12
Originally posted by maroule
Just to confirm my love for silly predictions who make me look foolish:


- Sarko will be the next french president sunday
- with a large victory (53.5%, which is considered large)
- he will name a lot of women as ministers, including one arab (Rachida Dati) and one black (can't remember her name, rising star of UMP, she'll be a junior minister only, though)
- François Fillon will be prime minster
- he will win the "legislative" handsomely


none of these are particularly daring predictions, BTW


so far so good, still waiting for a win after the legislatives, and the black girl as junior minister (I think her name is Rada or something), named after the legislatives

Scabrous Birdseed
18-05-2007, 08:46:37
"Rada" means "reject" in Swedish.

maroule
19-06-2007, 10:29:28
Originally posted by maroule
Just to confirm my love for silly predictions who make me look foolish:


- Sarko will be the next french president sunday
- with a large victory (53.5%, which is considered large)
- he will name a lot of women as ministers, including one arab (Rachida Dati) and one black (can't remember her name, rising star of UMP, she'll be a junior minister only, though)
- François Fillon will be prime minster
- he will win the "legislative" handsomely


none of these are particularly daring predictions, BTW


Finally, 7 out of 7 (I was waiting for the black junior minister to be named)
they were not daring predictions, but a lot of professional political commentators got them wrong... I should have placed a cumulative bet on it

MOBIUS
19-06-2007, 10:32:21
I wonder how a Japanese person would pronounce the title of this thread...?:cute:

Cruddy
19-06-2007, 12:58:54
Flench erections?