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Bob
03-05-2007, 13:51:38
Nice weather today

Tizzy
03-05-2007, 13:53:26
Ok

Bob
03-05-2007, 13:56:03
That's strange

Mr. Bas
03-05-2007, 13:57:20
I don't know.

Tizzy
03-05-2007, 13:58:56
Hi!

Bob
03-05-2007, 13:59:45
And?

Tizzy
03-05-2007, 14:00:41
Have you rebooted it?

Bob
03-05-2007, 14:01:26
I was joking

Mr. Bas
03-05-2007, 14:01:55
Sorry?

Bob
03-05-2007, 14:02:29
Are you still awake?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
03-05-2007, 14:02:59
WHAT?!?

Mr. Bas
03-05-2007, 14:03:16
No idea.

Bob
03-05-2007, 14:04:10
What the ... ah, I see.

Tizzy
03-05-2007, 14:07:06
Stop laughing at me

Bob
03-05-2007, 14:08:53
I'll do that tomorrow

Tizzy
03-05-2007, 14:11:00
Why?

Bob
03-05-2007, 14:11:39
Not again!

zmama
03-05-2007, 14:16:18
Is it plugged in?

Tizzy
03-05-2007, 14:17:41
What did you do?

Venom
03-05-2007, 14:18:15
You mother fucker.

Tizzy
03-05-2007, 14:19:49
No boshing!

Bob
03-05-2007, 14:20:22
I told you so!

mr_G
03-05-2007, 14:28:10
I have to take a sjit now.

Tizzy
03-05-2007, 14:29:56
Where's the wine gone?

Drekkus
03-05-2007, 14:32:33
I'll promise I'll do it tomorrow

Drekkus
03-05-2007, 14:32:59
Damn German beat me to it

Bob
03-05-2007, 14:33:10
I'm sorry

Funko
03-05-2007, 14:34:19
Morning butthead!

Lurker the Second
03-05-2007, 14:35:02
My balls itch.

Bob
03-05-2007, 14:35:02
With or with s?

Lurker the Second
03-05-2007, 14:35:36
Both

Funko
03-05-2007, 14:36:01
TO MY BALLS!!

Bob
03-05-2007, 14:37:05
Whatshisname wants to talk to you

Tizzy
03-05-2007, 14:37:40
Great :rolleyes:

Mr. Bas
03-05-2007, 14:37:42
You're fired!

Bob
03-05-2007, 14:38:54
No, the other one

Drekkus
03-05-2007, 14:39:28
So where are you?

Tizzy
03-05-2007, 14:40:02
Bollocks.

Bob
03-05-2007, 14:40:49
Not my job!

Tizzy
03-05-2007, 14:42:00
Is it time to go home yet?

Funko
03-05-2007, 14:42:54
Yeah.... the train's a bit late.

Drekkus
03-05-2007, 14:44:07
see you tomorrow

Venom
03-05-2007, 14:44:14
TO MY BALLS BUTTHEAD!

Tizzy
03-05-2007, 14:44:36
Did you get my email?

Mr. Bas
03-05-2007, 14:45:15
Oh, kut.

Bob
03-05-2007, 15:00:26
Watch out!

Drekkus
03-05-2007, 15:02:25
What's for dinner?

Venom
03-05-2007, 15:24:11
Where's the porn?

maroule
03-05-2007, 15:28:39
it's not you, the other candidate was just a bit better

Lurker the Second
03-05-2007, 15:37:04
Of course I'll call you.

Funko
03-05-2007, 15:39:14
The Orioles lost again.

Lurker the Second
03-05-2007, 15:51:39
:lol:

Venom
03-05-2007, 16:06:58
How much for an hour?

Mr. Bas
03-05-2007, 16:52:15
I love you too.

Frozen Frog
03-05-2007, 17:01:45
It's not the heat; it's the humidity.

Frozen Frog
03-05-2007, 17:02:07
CC me on that.

C.G.B. Spender
03-05-2007, 19:24:35
Got some Aspirin for me?

C.G.B. Spender
03-05-2007, 19:27:29
Ah, what's the fuckin password again!

mr_G
03-05-2007, 19:35:01
for drekkussususususus login?

Drekkus
03-05-2007, 19:36:31
dooooooooooooooooooooooooo
di
dapty
dooooooooooooooooooooooooo

mr_G
03-05-2007, 19:37:27
:eek:

zmama
03-05-2007, 21:10:33
It's not you
It's me

Vincent
03-05-2007, 21:27:56
That's it

CTH
03-05-2007, 21:42:41
That is the end of that.

Wiincent
04-05-2007, 07:33:17
Here we go

Vincent
04-05-2007, 07:34:34
I'm sorry, but I'll have to report that

Drekkus
04-05-2007, 08:11:53
Good morning

MoSe
04-05-2007, 08:21:09
you're welcome

Drekkus
04-05-2007, 08:34:23
coffee, black

CTH
04-05-2007, 08:37:11
The rain in spain stays mainly in the plain.

Drekkus
04-05-2007, 08:50:17
don't be so common

mr_G
04-05-2007, 08:59:56
common common common now Touch me babe, can't you see that i am not afraid

Funkobot
04-05-2007, 09:05:12
Dad, I'm gay.

CTH
04-05-2007, 09:05:42
I know, son.

Mr. Bas
04-05-2007, 09:08:30
Time for coffee.

Bob
04-05-2007, 09:08:56
I'll open the windo for a minute

Tizzy
04-05-2007, 09:10:15
*yawn*

Bob
04-05-2007, 09:11:30
He's in a meeting and will be back in 30 minutes

CTH
04-05-2007, 09:11:33
I'll go out for a walk.

Mr. Bas
04-05-2007, 09:12:00
Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Bob
04-05-2007, 09:13:12
It's just a cold

Funko
04-05-2007, 09:14:37
This thread sucks.

CTH
04-05-2007, 09:17:07
U R all gay twats

MoSe
04-05-2007, 09:32:15
make yourself at home

Funko
04-05-2007, 09:37:49
FUCK OFF WILL!

Drekkus
04-05-2007, 09:57:55
I'm bored

Nav
04-05-2007, 10:04:41
have you finished yet?

MoSe
04-05-2007, 10:06:43
no wonder

Tizzy
04-05-2007, 10:24:37
people suck

Fergus & The Brazen Car
04-05-2007, 10:45:59
I have ejaculated onto the ceiling again.

CTH
04-05-2007, 10:49:17
Ceiling cat was waching. Now it's blind.

Funko
04-05-2007, 10:50:15
Fergus, get out of the roof.

Venom
04-05-2007, 11:52:06
huh?

Tizzy
04-05-2007, 11:53:01
Yes, I know.

Bob
04-05-2007, 12:07:59
Mahlzeit

MoSe
04-05-2007, 12:18:32
We're going to miss the plane!!!!

Fergus & The Brazen Car
04-05-2007, 13:32:44
The rain in Spain falls mainly on those whose holidays deserve to be ruined.


April in Paris and there's still rude Parisians everywhere.


And a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square until a homeless Polish immigrant captured it and made it into an appetising snack.

CTH
04-05-2007, 14:00:07
Piss off!!!

Funko
04-05-2007, 14:07:20
Those can't be real?!

CTH
04-05-2007, 14:08:50
You fucking cunt!

(something my English flatmate says all the time as he plays the wii)

Bob
04-05-2007, 14:10:00
Let's sit down

CTH
04-05-2007, 14:17:08
I have nothing to say to you.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
04-05-2007, 15:08:06
The Madonna is inoperative. Please try the statue of Kali.


I am a Walloon, and speak Flemish with a joyful heart.


Scottish and thoroughly ashamed of it.


Poland welcomes German tourists.

Funko
04-05-2007, 15:12:00
I'll be there.

Bob
04-05-2007, 15:18:15
Did I miss something?

Venom
04-05-2007, 15:29:21
Originally posted by Funko
I'll be there.

COPYCAT!

Bob
04-05-2007, 15:41:29
I want candy

Lurker the Second
04-05-2007, 15:46:21
My alarm didn't go off.

zmama
04-05-2007, 21:37:15
The batteries are dead

MOBIUS
05-05-2007, 00:20:50
At the end of the day...:gasmaske:

Fergus & The Brazen Car
05-05-2007, 09:18:10
They say lightning doesn't strike twice, except it does, which is nature's way of telling you to get into full rubber body suit bondage.


Britannia waives the rules.


Liberte, egalite, fraternite, Dreyfus doit etre assassine.


If at first you don't succeed, get someone better qualified to do the job.

Lazarus and the Gimp
05-05-2007, 10:12:38
I had no idea that this was considered to be incestuous.

Vincent
05-05-2007, 11:21:56
the other left

Frozen Frog
05-05-2007, 16:20:40
Are you done?

Fergus & The Brazen Car
06-05-2007, 16:18:48
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater, consider the money to be made from the illegal organ transplant trade.


When Irish eyes are smiling, you're probably looking at the result of inbreeding in Kerry.


There's many a mickle mak's a muckle, which explains why Rab C. Nesbit had subtitles.


Fools rush in where angels fear to tread, which is good news for the gene pool.


A dog is not just for Christmas- with the proper preparation and seasoning, you can make it stretch out past New Year.


I'm all fingers and thumbs- but then my parents are from the Ozarks.


Absence makes the heart grow fonder, unless we're discussing oozing chancres on the penile shaft.

jsorense
06-05-2007, 21:38:53
This forum is dead.

The check is in the mail.

Take off your shoes.

Is there a problem officer?

Mom always loved you best.

Its just around the corner.

I have to pee.

No shirt, no shoes, no booze.

Get out of my head!

Cheers, mate. :beer:

self biased
08-05-2007, 08:43:04
i swear that's never happened to me before.

Bob
08-05-2007, 10:26:51
Hey, that's my stapler

zmama
08-05-2007, 12:27:36
Stop whining

MoSe
08-05-2007, 12:28:55
It's not my fault!!!

:sulk:

Venom
08-05-2007, 12:37:54
If I knew it was gonna be that kind of party I'd have stuck my dick in the mashed potatos.

MoSe
08-05-2007, 12:44:25
if you build it, he will come