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Funko
02-05-2007, 15:03:47
At lunchtime I spotted the following story on the front cover of our local paper. It's a story about Reading FC's mascot, Kingsley the Lion, getting sent off during the game against Newcastle:


http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/2010/2010238/kingsley_faces_fa_probe_for_row



KINGSLEY the lion could be in hot water with the FA following a touch-lion dispute with referee Mike Riley.

English football’s governing body confirmed it is investigating an allegation the Royals’ mascot made “inflammatory gestures” during Reading’s 1-0 win over Newcastle on Monday night.

The lovable king of the jun-goal is the first club mascot in the 14-year history of the Premiership to be officially reported to the FA.

Millions of television viewers watched in bewilderment as Mr Riley told Kingsley ‘Roar off!’ in the 38th minute of the Madejski Stadium clash.

Worse than me. - FACT!

Tizzy
02-05-2007, 15:08:07
Shouldn't puns be funny?

MoSe
02-05-2007, 15:12:07
Should them?

Funko
02-05-2007, 15:12:28
Originally posted by Tizzy
Shouldn't puns be funny?
Huh??

Lurker the Second
02-05-2007, 15:12:48
Shouldn't you not have to read so much to get to the unfunny pun?

Funko
02-05-2007, 15:14:20
14 words?

Tizzy
02-05-2007, 15:18:40
Originally posted by Funko
Huh??

Easily amused remember?

Although not THAT easily.

Venom
02-05-2007, 15:27:12
You wrote that article, didn't you Funko?

MOBIUS
02-05-2007, 15:33:08
Originally posted by Tizzy
Shouldn't puns be funny?

Certainly they should be punny...

Funko
02-05-2007, 15:35:47
Ok, someone ban him.

MoSe
02-05-2007, 15:35:57
puny effort

MoSe
02-05-2007, 15:36:44
drain him down the funnel

Funko
02-05-2007, 15:39:16
And while you're at it, MoSe too... maybe every poster beginning with Mo, just to be sure?

MoSe
02-05-2007, 15:48:42
OK, I consider myself banned...
but beware, you show signs of aging
just like my father you're growing intolerant as you get old
next you'll be justifying to kill 100 innnocents to get one criminal in a crowd
:p
I wonder what will Venom become....

Funko
02-05-2007, 16:10:40
He may grow to find it acceptable to kill a criminal, if he can take out 100 innocents at the same time.

MOBIUS
02-05-2007, 16:22:28
Mo' better puns...!