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KrazyHorse
01-05-2007, 15:18:06
On Friday around 10 am I started feeling a bit queasy. I decided to drive home around 11:30, but by 11:40 (3 minutes from my house) I had to pull over and vomit on the sidewalk. By 1 pm I was firing out both ends at ballistic velocities, running a fever of 102.3 F and wondering how hard it would be to buy a handgun and just end it all.

By the next day I felt a lot better, so I was hoping that it was just food poisoning.

My wife just called me and told me to come pick her up because she feels sick. How do I explain to her that it's okay for me to be sloppy sick everywhere but if she does it, it's gross?

Funko
01-05-2007, 15:19:34
I had something like that at university. Gastric flu or something they called it. Lasted about 24 hours. Almost considered calling a doctor it was that bad.

Nice thing was it went all through our halls of residence, about 900 people I guess. The cleaners were pretty happy cleaning the toilets those weeks.

King_Ghidra
01-05-2007, 15:33:11
yeah i had that about two months ago. shot through me like a fiery bolt from hell and then the missus a few days later. completely took me out and left me weak for about a week afterwards.

Funko
01-05-2007, 15:34:52
I make light of it now, but it was pretty horrendous at the time.

Venom
01-05-2007, 16:16:35
Sounds like just another Saturday night.

KrazyHorse
01-05-2007, 16:57:52
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
yeah i had that about two months ago. shot through me like a fiery bolt from hell and then the missus a few days later. completely took me out and left me weak for about a week afterwards.

I've only had something like this once before, about 5 years ago.

I hope I didn't make anybody else sick. I came back to work and just called my wife up now. She hasn't puked, and she's a bit of a hypochondriac, so I'm hoping it's nothing.

mr_G
01-05-2007, 17:05:37
no fokkin tho

MDA
01-05-2007, 17:05:55
Had that in college too.

I felt kinda sick, started walking home, and threw up in about 3 different parking lots between campus and home. There was no stopping it once it started. Finally got to bed, slept about 15 hours.

It really does make you wish you'd just die, but its over fast.

Lurker the Second
01-05-2007, 17:51:07
Originally posted by KrazyHorse


My wife just called me and told me to come pick her up because she feels sick. How do I explain to her that it's okay for me to be sloppy sick everywhere but if she does it, it's gross?

Just don't pick her up, then you won't have a problem.

KrazyHorse
01-05-2007, 19:57:10
Shit. She just called me from home. It has begun.

Now I have to go home and take care of her...

:(

mr_G
01-05-2007, 20:27:12
succes

Scabrous Birdseed
01-05-2007, 21:17:13
It's very common here, goes by the charming name of Vinterkräksjuka, Winter Vomit Sickness. Had it twice in the past three years (it's a rollicking epidemic every winter, very contageous). Thing is though, it could be less bad for her than it was for you - in my experience the second person in a household to get it gets off with far less extreme symptoms.

Mr. Bas
01-05-2007, 21:32:24
Yeah, sounds familiar. I had it one and a half year ago when I was in Valencia, I can't remember ever being so sick in my life. Lots of vomiting, completely fluid diarrhoea and one night from hell. I felt a lot better the next day already though, and I managed to pass it on to several mates and a ladyfriend. I initially thought it was some kind of food poisoning from the local paella or something, but it was much too contagious (six out of eight people got it within a few days). Vinterkräksjuka it is then.

KrazyHorse
01-05-2007, 23:49:31
I think she might be over the worst of it. She hasn't puked in almost 2 hours. :gasmaske:

Japher
02-05-2007, 00:26:26
hit her up for sex

KrazyHorse
02-05-2007, 01:22:27
That should go over well.

Lurker the Second
02-05-2007, 01:28:32
Originally posted by Japher
hit her up for sex

:lol: classic!

Funko
02-05-2007, 08:08:17
:lol:

mr_G
02-05-2007, 08:54:05
:lol:

MDA
02-05-2007, 10:33:48
:beer: sex and the smell of vomit!

"remember the night we first met at that college bar, baby?"