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paiktis
29-04-2007, 21:19:36
....

paiktis
29-04-2007, 21:45:25
:cool: :cool:

Oerdin
29-04-2007, 23:24:12
Whip your cock out and tell her you know she wants it. Either that will work or you won't have to worry about what to say on phone calls with her any more.

CG4Fun
30-04-2007, 07:10:13
_Hi

_HELLOOOO!

_I'm bored

Find a better way to open a conversation. Asking her how she's doing might be a good start.

King_Ghidra
30-04-2007, 09:49:15
Originally posted by paiktis
The things with that lying living in 1850 girl ended. Good riddance pain feeding bitch.

On to the next.


[...]

She is crazy.

Scientists really need to study paiktis and find out where exactly this inexhaustible supply of crazy bitches who want to sleep with him is coming from.

I'm guessing it will prove the existence of other dimensions.

MDA
30-04-2007, 12:31:51
Originally posted by CG4Fun
Find a better way to open a conversation. Asking her how she's doing might be a good start.

Nono, then she'd start talking about herself, and paikitis already knows all he needs to know about her!

CG4Fun
30-04-2007, 19:19:36
Well he doesn't have to actually listen, but if she's talking then it means he won't be, and that can only be an advantage.

DaShi
30-04-2007, 22:22:30
Irene is my grandmother's name.

Funko
01-05-2007, 08:19:55
Well there's his opening. "Hey Irene, I post on a nerdy messageboard with your grandson!"

Oerdin
01-05-2007, 08:51:15
I'm telling you... He needs to just whip his cock out and tell her she knows she wants it.

Funko
01-05-2007, 08:53:19
That's DaShi's grandma you are talking about. :eek:

King_Ghidra
01-05-2007, 10:14:34
dashi's grandma is a cock-hungry slut, no lie.

Funko
01-05-2007, 10:50:11
I prefered her in Dashi's Grandma is a Cock-Hungry Slut 2

Venom
01-05-2007, 11:48:08
So Dashi's grandma is getting it on with paiktis? And she was/is a porn star?

Funko
01-05-2007, 11:49:30
I love these good old state the obvious threads.

Drekkus
01-05-2007, 12:20:51
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
Scientists really need to study paiktis and find out where exactly this inexhaustible supply of crazy bitches who want to sleep with him is coming from.

I'm guessing it will prove the existence of other dimensions. :lol:

Originally posted by King_Ghidra
dashi's grandma is a cock-hungry slut, no lie.:lol:

I'm more and more sorry i didn't go to greece on holiday when I was young and single. Italian girls really like blonde guys, so those crazy ass greek bitches must have been a sure thing for a good time as well.

Fistandantilus
01-05-2007, 12:39:44
Irene is my gf's name also :nervous:

King_Ghidra
01-05-2007, 12:52:15
is she also a cock-hungry slut?

mr_G
01-05-2007, 14:11:33
:lol:

Venom
01-05-2007, 14:13:36
Wait a minute. My grandmother's name is Irene too.

mr_G
01-05-2007, 14:14:52
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
is she also a cock-hungry slut?

King_Ghidra
01-05-2007, 14:21:16
this film has taken on a new aspect:

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/m/images/me-myself-and-irene-poster-0.jpg

Drekkus
01-05-2007, 14:29:20
Playing with me, myself & the cock hungry slut

Funko
01-05-2007, 15:14:34
So is Paiktis shagging Dashi's grandmother, Fist's girlfriend or Venom's grandmother? Or are they all the same person?

Tizzy
01-05-2007, 15:15:41
He's probably shagging all three at once.

Venom
01-05-2007, 15:25:48
Careful with my grandmother's hip, paiktis. She's 95.

Funko
01-05-2007, 15:27:14
stone

Funko
01-05-2007, 15:28:11
That's about 605 kilos.

Venom
01-05-2007, 15:30:56
She's not bigger than me.

Funko
01-05-2007, 15:36:38
I didn't say she was.

mr_G
01-05-2007, 15:37:32
How to approach this girl
from the back
club her on the head wizzz a nice piece of wood and then take her to your cave

Venom
01-05-2007, 16:01:16
I've lost weight dammit!

Tizzy
01-05-2007, 16:04:20
You emptied your pockets?

Venom
01-05-2007, 16:07:50
Took my pants off.

Tizzy
01-05-2007, 16:08:11
Same difference

Funko
01-05-2007, 16:11:34
No, it really isn't.

mr_G
01-05-2007, 16:13:16
NERD!!!

Funko
01-05-2007, 16:14:06
Nice x-post.

mr_G
01-05-2007, 16:15:14
losing weight is laaik losing your left sock.
Socks are important
For your feet not for your hands.
On the other hand we've got gloves, not in the summertaaim because then it's way way way toooo hot.

I'm a thinkertje

MDA
01-05-2007, 16:16:24
There are no gloves in my summerclothes. -FACT!

Tizzy
01-05-2007, 16:16:30
Why is it when mrG thinks, it makes my head hurt?

mr_G
01-05-2007, 16:16:39
and hah, I saw Venompje today in the cinema and het was not fat.....nononono he was just a gay slick photographer wizzz bad teeth.

Venom
01-05-2007, 16:17:37
At least I didn't need to sit on 2 phone books to see the screen.

mr_G
01-05-2007, 16:19:19
:lol: i went to the barbersjop and lend that thingy they use for kids to sit in the big chair............ then i could see more then 70% of the upper screen

DaShi
02-05-2007, 00:18:49
Originally posted by Venom
Wait a minute. My grandmother's name is Irene too.

Ok, jokes about my grandmother are fine. But I won't stand for any insinuation that Venom and I are related. :vom:

Japher
02-05-2007, 00:23:57
What do call a girl with one leg standing against a wall? Ilene

What do you call her if she's asian? Irene

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
02-05-2007, 05:03:34
Originally posted by mr_G
from the back
club her on the head wizzz a nice piece of wood and then take her to your cave

Too sophisticated for paiktis

Bob
02-05-2007, 08:10:36
Irene, goodnight, Irene, goodnight,
Goodnight, Irene, goodnight, Irene,
I'll see you in my dreams

paiktis
04-05-2007, 20:30:20
..........

paiktis
04-05-2007, 20:43:04
...........

paiktis
08-05-2007, 01:14:33
.....

self biased
08-05-2007, 08:25:27
talk about laying it on a little thick.

paiktis
08-05-2007, 20:48:49
........

Oerdin
08-05-2007, 21:54:51
I told you you should have just whipped your cock out.

Funko
09-05-2007, 08:16:02
What are the indecent exposure laws like in Greece?

King_Ghidra
09-05-2007, 08:38:36
pretty liberal, check out this recent photo from central athens

http://www.mlahanas.de/Greeks/Olympia/KleobisBiton.jpg

paiktis
08-06-2007, 22:05:32
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Fistandantilus
08-06-2007, 22:46:15
Way to go paiktis! This thread is quality. :lol:

Greg W
09-06-2007, 03:42:56
:popcorn:

paiktis
09-06-2007, 23:22:55
..........

Greg W
10-06-2007, 05:11:21
Damn, that was getting interesting! When's the next installment?

MattHiggs
10-06-2007, 11:22:59
I did some wankery which I didnt understand i'm sure.

:lol:

Venom
11-06-2007, 13:10:32
You moron. You never tell the truth if it involved another chick in any way shape or form. Better yet, just avoid the truth at all costs.

Bob
11-06-2007, 13:15:44
Truth is overrated anyway

King_Ghidra
12-06-2007, 08:14:30
it has a pretty high currency round here

Drekkus
13-06-2007, 08:56:22
truth has value?

Bob
13-06-2007, 09:00:25
Yes. Like air

Oerdin
13-06-2007, 21:25:24
Originally posted by Venom
You moron. You never tell the truth if it involved another chick in any way shape or form. Better yet, just avoid the truth at all costs.

This is quality advice. I know it is from Venom but just ignore that part and follow the advice. ;)

Serb
17-06-2007, 21:15:51
Paiktis, hi!
I'm sorry for threadjacking, but please, check your PM box. I need to talk with you (I've send you a pm).


p.s. Hi, Oerdin!:coolgrin:

Oerdin
18-06-2007, 00:29:06
Hey Serb. Glad to see you're still posting here even if you left poly. ;)

paiktis
07-08-2007, 21:04:53
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paiktis
07-08-2007, 21:11:06
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paiktis
07-08-2007, 21:16:38
I was at her house today. Oh BTW she speaks turkish. I said say something turksish to me and she said I love you in turkish. Now I don't know a godam thing about turkish but that was the sweetest phrase I have ever heard. She's not turkish but her mother speaks it. She and her family were at the exchange of populations between greece and turkey.


Yes I was at her house today and I saw her coming looking down on the ground. And I stood up right in front of her and said now you can't say you didn't see me.

And she kept walking. And we arrived at her place. And she was still looking down. And I said I want to say something to you. Look me in the eyes when I say it. And she looked. And she was afraid. (because her father was a violent man) so I kept my hands in my pockets and we talked with our eyes. And she said I'm afraid of you. And I said there's nothing to be afraid of. And then I spoke and I said I love you.

paiktis
07-08-2007, 21:39:59
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paiktis
07-08-2007, 21:48:20
t...........

paiktis
07-08-2007, 22:06:08
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Drekkus
07-08-2007, 22:14:21
:lol: Good to see you back Paiktis, and still going strong on the psycho babes!!

Oerdin
07-08-2007, 22:22:54
Nice to see you're back. ;)

Greg W
08-08-2007, 00:32:10
Ah, another dose of Paiktis. :beer:

Seems to me that you don't know what you want yourself in terms of Patra or Thrace. Your heart says one thing, your head another. You just have to learn which one to trust.

I went out with a girl once that was abused as a child, and that carried on into adulthood where every boyfriend physically or psychologically abused her. And she was a reformed alcoholic. At times she said I was the best thing that had ever happened to her, but she still dumped me. Personally, I wouldn't go out with someone like that again, but that's me.

Oerdin
08-08-2007, 00:34:17
Last year I dated a girl who's father had sexually abused her. She was a reformed alcoholic (meaning she stopped drinking) which caused some striff since I feel I can drink without it becoming a problem. Any way, you all can look up the appropriate thread at SE if you'd like. Lots of problems and few solutions.

DaShi
08-08-2007, 01:17:36
SE? Is that a Vampire forum?

Oerdin
08-08-2007, 05:43:59
Might as well be.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-08-2007, 07:31:13
I get the impression that Paiktis has become slightly more stable.

Funko
08-08-2007, 08:01:03
I was starting to think he'd gone because he'd finally found a crazy girl to marry.

paiktis
08-08-2007, 18:18:44
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MDA
08-08-2007, 18:34:37
wait...

all these crazy stories are real? :lol:

paiktis
08-08-2007, 18:40:47
.......

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-08-2007, 18:46:32
"real" in a greek way

Drekkus
08-08-2007, 21:14:17
Use more short paragraphs, paiktis. That last one is just too long to read.

Provost Harrison
08-08-2007, 23:40:12
Originally posted by Greg W
:popcorn:

:cop porn:

Greg W
09-08-2007, 10:09:50
Originally posted by paiktis
She said the same thing to me.

It's like she's attuned in bringing bad attitues from people. Her exes had a history of following her around, stalking her etc being violent... I can see that this devoidment of feelings as it seems can become very aggravating. But I'm neither a stalker nor a violent man.:gotit: You know, I think we were dating the same girl.

Man, what is it with these women and stalking? She accused me of the same thing, and said that heaps of her exes stalked her. But she (and some of her friends) also told me about the abusive boyfriends bit. Apparently you get so used to it that a "nice" partner is hard to handle. Weird, but there you go.

Provost Harrison
09-08-2007, 12:06:26
How to approach this girl

From behind, with a chloroformy rag ;)

Greg W
10-08-2007, 01:22:20
Chloroformy? Are you inventing words again PH? :hmm:

paiktis
10-08-2007, 20:19:55
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Provost Harrison
10-08-2007, 21:51:54
Originally posted by Greg W
Chloroformy? Are you inventing words again PH? :hmm:

*tut* I do wish you'd stop being to quintiffulous...

Greg W
11-08-2007, 00:43:32
It worries me how a woman can get into such a negative spiral that she begins to accept bastards as the norm. In the end though, it's too much work to go through if they're not willing, or able, to deal with it.

I just cannot understand that. I don't know if it's just me, but I couldn't let something like that happen to me. Maybe it's because you need to go through something like the trauma of being abused as a child, as in these two cases. But I think that's just a coincidence that might explain these two, but not all cases.

Weird, but it still makes me wonder at times.

Sounds like the northern suburbs girl might be good for you. Relationships shouldn't be about work, they should be easy and fun. Good luck with it. :beer:

Provost Harrison
11-08-2007, 11:23:50
I've come across a lot of women who seem to like a bit of rough, shall we say, so will go with some scumbag but would look down their nose at me like some unworthy piece of scum. In these cases, they've found their ideal match!

Greg W
11-08-2007, 11:28:53
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
...but would look down their nose at me...Is that cos you're lying in the gutter? :D

Provost Harrison
11-08-2007, 11:30:35
You know I am more of a piss drenched doorway kind of man ;)

mr_G
11-08-2007, 11:45:46
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I've come across a lot of women :lol:

Provost Harrison
11-08-2007, 15:20:31
:lol:

I love selective quotes!

mr_G
11-08-2007, 16:19:44
I don't

LoD
12-08-2007, 21:24:19
The start of this thread is a freakin' goldmine :lol:.


Originally posted by Drekkus
Italian girls really like blonde guys, [...]

*scribble scribble scribble*

Originally posted by Bob
Yes. Like air

Good one!

Originally posted by paiktis
[...] You know, for once, it would be nice to have a relationship with someone from a NON problematic family. although... why are they SO stupid?[...]

Isn't it obvious? No environmental pressure -> deevolution.

Originally posted by Greg W
At times she said I was the best thing that had ever happened to her, but she still dumped me.

Ooooh, I know that one from somewhere...