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MOBIUS
24-04-2007, 09:35:30
Me!:bounce:

Well we haven't had one for a while and I can't be arsed to search CG so...

"What's pink and hard?"





































"A pig with a flick knife"

Drekkus
24-04-2007, 09:37:15
I don't get it. Why are flick knifes hard?

MOBIUS
24-04-2007, 09:41:22
The pig is pink, and when it has a flick knife it is 'hard' - as in tough and not to be messed with...:drekkus:

It IS a crap joke after all!:D

Drekkus
24-04-2007, 09:45:17
ah yes, of course

MoSe
24-04-2007, 09:48:30
a crap joke, like the Iraqi Maths Teacher one?

Drekkus
24-04-2007, 10:01:21
Ooooooooooh, heretic! That was an epic joke.

Funko
24-04-2007, 10:13:14
You couldn't cut someone with a soft knife.

Bob
24-04-2007, 10:20:05
Maybe with a spoon (not a swear word)?

Funko
24-04-2007, 10:38:24
It'd hurt more.

Drekkus
24-04-2007, 10:41:49
A pig with a hammer is pretty hard as well

MOBIUS
24-04-2007, 10:45:18
Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley. I'll cut your heart out with a spoon.
Robin of Locksley: Then it begins.
Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.

Funko
24-04-2007, 10:49:55
Is that a quoted OEd?

MOBIUS
24-04-2007, 10:52:51
I expect so!:D

Bob
24-04-2007, 10:53:48
Guy of Gisborne is a great name, though I like the Ivanhoe names even better:

Brian de Bois-Guilbert
Reginald Front-de-Boeuf
Robert le Buildere

Drekkus
24-04-2007, 11:05:37
Count de Monnaie!

COUNT DE MONNAIE: Your Majesty, the peasants are revolting!

LOUIS XVI: You said it! They stink on ice!

King_Ghidra
24-04-2007, 11:09:51
on ice?

Drekkus
24-04-2007, 11:18:05
apparantly

MoSe
24-04-2007, 11:54:52
Holiday, OhNice!