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Lazarus and the Gimp
09-04-2007, 17:34:55
Fun, but painful. Imagine a toothache-type pain affecting your entire limb-bones, and you'll understand the feeling for the first five minutes (until they go numb).

This time next week, my genitals might have re-emerged from wherever they retracted to.

Venom
09-04-2007, 18:23:09
Some new physical therapy for post nutchop patients?

Frozzy
09-04-2007, 21:39:33
I tend to have breathing problems in cold water.

mr_G
10-04-2007, 07:25:42
:lol: @ venom

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-04-2007, 07:30:16
Originally posted by Frozzy
I tend to have breathing problems in cold water.


Try keeping your head above the surface.

Frozzy
10-04-2007, 11:00:03
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Try keeping your head above the surface.

Well, I do enjoy a good race between asphyxiation and hypothermia...

Tizzy
10-04-2007, 11:14:55
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp

This time next week, my genitals might have re-emerged from wherever they retracted to.

If you'd just waited a bit you wouldn't have needed to get your balls chopped.

Drekkus
10-04-2007, 11:20:09
Painful :lol: @ this thread

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-04-2007, 11:22:55
Great. The frozen and chopped balls thread.

Funko
10-04-2007, 11:23:18
Mmmm bitterballen.

Drekkus
10-04-2007, 11:24:06
Damn thing is that you couldn't chop them when frozen because of the retraction.

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-04-2007, 14:38:05
Funnily enough, after a first few seconds of horror the tackle was fine.

It was my shins and ankles that really hurt. A good ten minutes of bone-deep aching before they went numb.

Drekkus
11-04-2007, 08:17:58
So what brainmalfunction made you decide to go swimming outside in april?

Lazarus and the Gimp
11-04-2007, 15:51:08
My kids wanted to swim, so Daddy had to go in first. Never underestimate what a 6-year old girl is prepared to endure if she thinks it'll be fun.

MoSe
11-04-2007, 15:56:26
from what I recall of swimming in mediterranean in March, and in Ireland (Kerry) in August, which was worse, the worst after 10 minutes is the head aching, if you were so unconsiderate to plunge it underwater too

MOBIUS
12-04-2007, 09:19:27
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
My kids wanted to swim, so Daddy had to go in first. Never underestimate what a 6-year old girl is prepared to endure if she thinks it'll be fun.

Did she follow, or was all she had to endure was watching her dad turn a curious shade of blue...?

MoSe
12-04-2007, 11:53:01
did she dare Laz:
"I bet you don't have the balls to go in such a cold water, dad!"

Dyl Ulenspiegel
12-04-2007, 12:08:59
Originally posted by MOBIUS
Did she follow, or was all she had to endure was watching her dad turn a curious shade of blue...?

Endure? That was the fun part for her.

MOBIUS
12-04-2007, 13:29:47
That could well be a PHd Dyl...:D

Dyl Ulenspiegel
12-04-2007, 13:32:11
Only if Laz amends his post to:

"Never underestimate what a 6-year old girl is prepared to see her daddy endure if she thinks it'll be fun."

devilmunchkin
13-04-2007, 07:00:33
is this your annual trip to the beach ?

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-04-2007, 07:32:02
No- just a day trip. This year's beach jaunt is to Lyme Regis, so I'll doubt I'll be surfing (it's not on the Atlantic, so has very little surf).

devilmunchkin
15-04-2007, 20:44:10
ok. remember to post pix.. you have adorable kiddies. i would say the most adorable but then there are some dad's on this board who might lynch me.

Spartak
16-04-2007, 05:11:51
:hmm: