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Tom Fucking Jones
05-04-2007, 13:18:12
Ok kids,

Tom Fucking Jones here. Don't worry, your girlfriends and wives are safe! Ha ha ha ha ha ha...

ah...

Now, I know you all love me what with my ferocious, powerful, ballsy voice an all, I'm a real fucking man eh.

But what I really want to know is this: what are your favourite songs by me? I know there are many to choose from, but please just one each.

Now I'm off to stare at myself in the mirror while I fuck two twins young enough to be my daughter.

YYYEEEAAAHHHHH!!!

Tom Fucking Jones
05-04-2007, 13:18:42
Here's one to get things started:

Aw, aw baby, yeah, ooh yeak, huh, listen to this
Spy on me baby use satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night
Aim gonna fire shoot me right
Aim gonna like the way you fight
And I love the way you fight

Now you found the secret code
I use to wash away my lonely blues well
So I cant deny or lie cause youre a
Sexbomb sexbomb youre a sexbomb uh, huh
You can give it to me when I need to come along give it to me
Sexbomb sexbomb youre my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on baby you can turn me on
You know what youre doing to me dont you. ha ha,
I know you do

No dont get me wrong aint gonna do you no harm no
This bombs made for lovin and you can shoot it far
Im your main target come and help me ignite ow
Love struck holding you tight hold me tight darlin

Make me explode although you know the route to go to sex me slow slow baby
And yes
I must react to claims of those who say that you are not all that huh, huh,
Huh

Sexbomb sexbomb youre a sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb youre my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on turn me on darlin
Sexbomb sexbomb youre my sexbomb sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb yourre my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on

You can give me more and more counting up the score
Yeah
You can turn me upside down inside out
You can make me feel the real deal uh uh
I can give it to you any time because youre mine
Ouch, sexbomb, aw baby

Sexbomb sexbomb youre my sexbomb
And you can give it to me when I need to be turned on
No, no
Sexbomb sexbomb youre my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on turn me on
And baby you can turn me on turn me on
Baby you can turn me on turn me on
Ooh baby you can turn me on turn me on
Baby you can turn me on oh
Baby you can turn me on oh
Baby you can turn me on
Well baby you can turn me on


YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funko
10-04-2007, 15:17:37
You killed the forum Tom.