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King_Ghidra
05-04-2007, 10:45:15
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/6506915.stm

He tries to win smileage - one point for every time he makes his wife smile, by doing a good deed, or even cracking a joke with her.

Mr Amano believes if you can build up a smileage total of around forty a month you will have enough credit for coming home drunk once a fortnight, for example.

:beer:

MDA
05-04-2007, 10:56:48
just be sure not to come home drunk with tentacle marks all over your body

Venom
05-04-2007, 11:53:46
Does she have to earn smileage points or can she just keep nagging the shit out of him?

Funko
05-04-2007, 12:10:54
:lol:

They should just have that 'obey' line we have in wedding vows, would solve all the problems.

fp
05-04-2007, 12:31:31
:lol:

Awesome. Although it is a bit said that some people actually need to attend classes in order to be told "Making your wife smile is a good thing".

It also says a lot about Japanese guys that their personal relationships are so fucked up they need to turn them into some sort of RPG - with achievement points and levelling up - in order to put things right. :lol:

Frozzy
05-04-2007, 12:35:20
Awesome. Although it is a bit said that some people actually need to attend classes in order to be told "Making your wife smile is a good thing".

It's no National Queuing Day though.

Funko
05-04-2007, 12:36:11
Originally posted by fp
It also says a lot about Japanese guys that their personal relationships are so fucked up they need to turn them into some sort of RPG - with achievement points and levelling up - in order to put things right. :lol:

Don't give Tizzy ideas...

King_Ghidra
05-04-2007, 12:41:34
Funko casts Miasma of Pestilence.
Tizzy crits Funko for 2000 pts of holy damage.
Funko dies.

Venom
05-04-2007, 12:43:26
KG would be a crocodile in any such game.

Funko
05-04-2007, 12:43:49
:lol:

King_Ghidra
05-04-2007, 13:07:38
A level 70 sex crocodile.

JM^3
05-04-2007, 13:23:05
What do they get when they level up?

Jon Miller

Funko
05-04-2007, 13:24:06
A new mistress.

Drekkus
05-04-2007, 13:46:55
Nerds

JM^3
05-04-2007, 13:48:57
A wonder what rank scrapbooking is? Or how many points?

Jon Miller

Drekkus
05-04-2007, 14:01:36
yes

MOBIUS
05-04-2007, 14:53:28
The +3 Scrapbook Avenger is truly an awesome weapon - rolling a 19 or 20 means a certain paper cut sever wound!

Lurker the Second
05-04-2007, 15:02:20
Originally posted by JM^3
What do they get when they level up?

Jon Miller

Exactly what do you mean by that?

Drekkus
06-04-2007, 07:17:10
It's like saddling up, but different