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Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-03-2007, 13:52:15
"The driver of a dark-red Mercedes in Utah can no longer sport a license plate bearing the word “merlot,” the Salt Lake Tribune writes. State regulators finally caught up with Glenn Eurick, who had the tags for 10 years. The regulators said the text violates a ban on license-plate lingo that promotes intoxicating beverages. Eurick said he chose the word because it described the color of his car, but, yes, he admits to enjoying the wine, too."

http://www.stateline.org/live/details/story?contentId=192114

maroule
29-03-2007, 13:56:12
fear God and drink water... that's living the life, baby!

Greg W
29-03-2007, 14:12:25
He should change it to "merlin", a joke (albeit a bad one) about how he likes merlot inside him.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-03-2007, 14:18:35
Or symbolizing that he supports the red dragon.

MOBIUS
29-03-2007, 14:56:04
What if you're Japanese, your car is green and you want the licence plate 'Midori'?:rolleyes:

Drekkus
30-03-2007, 13:52:29
what then? Should it be 'wasibi'?

Venom
30-03-2007, 13:55:24
They've cracked down hard in recent years wrt license plates. Used to be funny stuff all over the place, but they're catching on to the slang.

Oerdin
30-03-2007, 14:22:32
Originally posted by maroule
fear God and drink water... that's living the life, baby!

Or at least what they call life in that Mormon filled hell named Utah. The place sucks. You normally can't even buy alcohol in a restaurant (technically legal but it's so expensive and difficult to get a liquor licence that most restaurants don't both in Mormonland). Plus any alcoholic drink greater then 3.2% can only be sold in a state owned store.

That means even the piss which passes for beer among the huge domestic brewing companies is to strong for the freaky Mormons to tolerate. Utah sucks.

OldWarrior_42
31-03-2007, 03:56:23
Yeah, but they make good cheese.


:clueless:

self biased
31-03-2007, 13:53:34
beer goes better with cheese than wine does.

Tizzy
01-04-2007, 10:39:08
What?!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
01-04-2007, 11:08:53
Maybe he means "american beer goes better with american cheese than wine does."

Greg W
01-04-2007, 11:34:48
Mmmm, red wine and cheese...

Funko
01-04-2007, 12:57:06
Originally posted by self biased
beer goes better with cheese than wine does.

Huh?

Tizzy
01-04-2007, 14:35:59
Originally posted by Greg W
Mmmm, red wine and cheese...

Exactly. Unbeatable combo.

Resource Consumer
02-04-2007, 10:50:37
he should change the plate to "Bollocks"

Venom
02-04-2007, 11:48:08
Originally posted by Funko
Huh?

Petrol

OldWarrior_42
02-04-2007, 13:14:32
My cheese remark was actually an attempt at a very lame joke.

I don't know about sb's remark though. Wine and cheese go hand in hand.

:shrugs:

Resource Consumer
02-04-2007, 13:59:52
Prefer the wine and cheese myself too

MOBIUS
02-04-2007, 14:19:49
No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!

Venom
02-04-2007, 14:27:45
You have to burn your man card after quoting that.

Drekkus
02-04-2007, 14:28:16
where is it from?

Venom
02-04-2007, 14:34:21
Own goal.

Drekkus
02-04-2007, 14:37:31
nahn

Venom
02-04-2007, 14:48:02
I'm not throwing away my man card for this one. Mobius or one of the other unmanly men here will have to explain.

Tizzy
02-04-2007, 14:59:55
I don't have to worry about my manliness being called into question so I'll take this one.

It's from the file "Sideways"

Funko
02-04-2007, 15:16:28
Which I thought was great, I didn't know it was unmanly though. I've quickly changed my opinion.

King_Ghidra
02-04-2007, 15:20:13
Originally posted by Tizzy
I don't have to worry about my manliness being called into question

Your manliness is unquestioned?

MOBIUS
02-04-2007, 15:47:15
Originally posted by Funko
Which I thought was great, I didn't know it was unmanly though. I've quickly changed my opinion.

So you take all your manliness advice from Venom...:hmm:

Drekkus
03-04-2007, 10:08:39
Originally posted by Venom
I'm not throwing away my man card for this one. Mobius or one of the other unmanly men here will have to explain. men like me?

Drekkus
03-04-2007, 10:25:44
Originally posted by Tizzy
I don't have to worry about my manliness being called into question so I'll take this one.

It's from the file "Sideways" File??? :drekkus:

King_Ghidra
03-04-2007, 10:52:34
tizzy is such an internet pirate all media is just files to her

'hey did you hear that new Iron Maiden file?'

'i watched the file "Sideways"'

'I've been playing the new Civilisation file'

Funko
03-04-2007, 10:54:30
Arrr.

Oerdin
03-04-2007, 16:58:44
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Maybe he means "american beer goes better with american cheese than wine does."

There are great American cheeses. I suggest trying the Humboldt Fog from Humboldt County, California.

http://www.murrayscheese.com/prodsbycountry.asp?country=USA

Dyl Ulenspiegel
03-04-2007, 20:35:19
Sure. Just that "american beer" and "american cheese" stand for a particular line of products, just like "british weather" stands for rain, the occasional sunshine notwithstanding.

Oerdin
03-04-2007, 23:23:24
Only among those who do not know the truth. ;) Don't wallow in ignorance. Have good cheese and beer. :)

Funko
04-04-2007, 07:56:24
I was under the impression that "american cheese" was a specific type of bland yellow cheese, like ultra mild cheddar.

If I say anything bad about American Cheese Venom will go BAZZURK I think.

Funko
04-04-2007, 07:57:26
Certainly on things like burgers in New York you could have it with a choice of cheeses including american cheese and blue cheese

Oerdin
04-04-2007, 11:32:42
Technically yes. "American cheese" is the name for something sort of cheese like but not really cheese popularly found on fastfood burgers throughout the world.

Funko
04-04-2007, 12:00:32
Now you've done it.

Venom
04-04-2007, 12:01:41
You're a self loathing, cock sucking, communist whore.

Funko
04-04-2007, 12:02:46
X-Post? :nervous:

Venom
04-04-2007, 12:03:58
yes. But for x-posting you're a taint sniffing, cum guzzler.

Funko
04-04-2007, 12:08:51
WOO!

Funko
04-04-2007, 12:09:14
What's a taint sniffer?

Venom
04-04-2007, 12:20:39
It's someone who sniffs a particular spot on the human body.

Funko
04-04-2007, 12:22:50
Which spot?

mr_G
04-04-2007, 12:23:13
the no sun spot?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-04-2007, 12:26:19
In my body the sun never sets

Venom
04-04-2007, 12:27:37
Originally posted by mr_G
the no sun spot?

Sun at the taint is a very rare commodity. For some people.

MOBIUS
04-04-2007, 12:49:50
Those using a transparent butt plug and doing a hand stand I'm guessing...

MDA
04-04-2007, 13:02:51
Originally posted by self biased
beer goes better with cheese than wine does.

bullshit!

MOBIUS
04-04-2007, 13:23:29
I had a very good beer with cheeseboard experience in Antwerp once...:beer:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-04-2007, 13:24:19
I still prefer wine with my chessboard.

Drekkus
04-04-2007, 13:58:44
Do you want some beer with that whine? [/polymode]

Scabrous Birdseed
04-04-2007, 14:16:19
I think we've mostly got Gouda cheese on burgers over here. Is american cheese the same thing?

Venom
04-04-2007, 14:22:46
No. American cheese doesn't make you feel like you just ate a sweaty sock.

MOBIUS
04-04-2007, 14:26:08
Rather that than a sweaty cock!:gasmaske:

Oerdin
04-04-2007, 14:30:37
I'm risking a 100-nil but the taint is the spot between your anus and your balls.

Funko
04-04-2007, 14:47:16
Originally posted by Scabrous Birdseed
I think we've mostly got Gouda cheese on burgers over here. Is american cheese the same thing?

Imagine processed cheese slices.

King_Ghidra
04-04-2007, 15:13:35
Originally posted by Oerdin
I'm risking a 100-nil but the taint is the spot between your anus and your balls.

as in 't ain't neither your cock nor your arse

aka perineum, barse, etc.

Venom
04-04-2007, 15:14:16
gooch

King_Ghidra
04-04-2007, 15:14:39
chode

Venom
04-04-2007, 15:19:28
the neitherlands

Scabrous Birdseed
04-04-2007, 15:24:04
Originally posted by Funko
Imagine processed cheese slices.

That'd be Gouda all right.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-04-2007, 15:34:41
http://www.wereldorientatie.net/Allerlei/Frau%20Antje.jpg

mr_G
04-04-2007, 16:14:53
lurker's girlfriend?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-04-2007, 16:31:29
And the dutch national symbol!

Drekkus
05-04-2007, 07:12:39
Originally posted by Venom
the neitherlands :lol:

Venom
05-04-2007, 11:52:49
About time somebody laughed at that!

Funko
05-04-2007, 12:12:54
Congratulations, you made Drekkus laugh.

Venom
05-04-2007, 12:13:54
Sometimes only an idiot can recognize true genius.

Funko
05-04-2007, 12:14:51
Well if you were a genius there'd be plenty of people here to recognise it.

Venom
05-04-2007, 12:21:20
Sometimes. The rest of the time the idiots are too busy drooling on their shoes to notice.

Funko
05-04-2007, 12:36:43
*drool*

MDA
05-04-2007, 13:24:59
I have shoes?

Funko
05-04-2007, 13:29:02
I'm drooling on them.

MDA
05-04-2007, 13:34:40
well then, I *had* shoes

if they're in England, well, why pay more than a pair of drool-soaked shoes is worth just for shipping? Probably end up quarantined for months because of the drool anyhow.

Funko
05-04-2007, 13:38:44
My drool is adding value

King_Ghidra
05-04-2007, 13:52:05
perhaps from the perspective of medical science

Funko
05-04-2007, 13:52:35
I think that is in some way MDA's field?

MDA
05-04-2007, 13:57:28
I've moved on to manufacturing chemistry, but still dabble in dribble.