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Drekkus
27-03-2007, 07:42:53
Come on, tell us, what unsurprising facts are in it??

MOBIUS
27-03-2007, 08:33:30
Drekkus asks silly questions.:drekkus:

Funko
27-03-2007, 09:17:32
The girls in New Zealand stopped talking to us when Nav told them "we met on the internet".

Dyl Ulenspiegel
27-03-2007, 09:18:48
And that was case nr 1 from the V-files.

Venom
27-03-2007, 15:05:38
Women find me not good looking.

Venom
27-03-2007, 15:07:09
Mr G is a short, bald loser.

Venom
27-03-2007, 15:07:37
Funko looks incredibly ugly on a high definition televison.

mr_G
27-03-2007, 15:16:41
where is that pic!!!!

mr_G
27-03-2007, 15:20:28
:beer:

Lurker the Second
27-03-2007, 15:42:00
Where is that from, what's the story behind it and why did I miss it the first time?

MOBIUS
27-03-2007, 15:43:30
Funko in the crowd at a Reading match on TV. Because you were drunk in the gutter?

Lurker the Second
27-03-2007, 15:47:34
I always get drunk and pass out when the topic is Reading foosball.

Funko
27-03-2007, 15:51:12
Originally posted by MOBIUS
Funko in the crowd at a Reading match on TV. Because you were drunk in the gutter?

A photograph taken from Venom's TV in the US.

K_G was also in the photo but I guess Mr_G cut him out.

Lurker the Second
27-03-2007, 15:52:03
I can't imagine his reaction when your mug flashed on the screen. :D

Venom
27-03-2007, 16:39:46
Lurker is an absent minded old fool. Who likes to smell dog farts.

Oerdin
27-03-2007, 17:42:36
Originally posted by mr_G
:beer:

That picture must be old. When I saw him in New York it looked like he'd lost a lot of weight. I credit that to the positive effects of Tizzy. ;)

Lurker the Second
27-03-2007, 17:52:49
Suck up.

mr_G
27-03-2007, 18:14:18
why the big head?

Venom
27-03-2007, 18:59:27
Actually that picture came 6+ months after new york.

mr_G
27-03-2007, 19:10:58
Originally posted by Venom
Mr G is a short, bald loser. :beer:

Drekkus
27-03-2007, 19:50:19
Originally posted by Venom
Actually that picture came 6+ months after new york. I still think you freeze framed every bit of footage from the stands looking for him.

MOBIUS
27-03-2007, 20:15:58
Well that's "Venom is an UberStalker" into the not surprising file...:D

Lurker the Second
27-03-2007, 21:01:53
:beer:

Drekkus
27-03-2007, 21:33:29
Originally posted by MOBIUS
Well that's "Venom is an UberStalker" into the not surprising file...:D Venom is stalking Greg who's stalking his ex.

Koshko
27-03-2007, 21:35:57
Venom weighs 333 lbs.

DaShi
27-03-2007, 22:11:33
I thought it was 666 lbs.

Frozen Frog
27-03-2007, 22:40:26
TO HIS BALLS!!! :beer:

MOBIUS
27-03-2007, 23:06:55
Apparently anyone over 600lbs is bulletproof.

Oerdin
28-03-2007, 00:51:37
The bullets just get lodged in the fat and never reach his vital organs. ;)

Venom
28-03-2007, 01:07:09
TO MY BALLS!!!!!!

mr_G
28-03-2007, 08:33:25
TO VENOM'S BALLS!!!!!!

MOBIUS
28-03-2007, 08:36:36
BULLETPROOF BALLS!!!!!

Funko
28-03-2007, 09:03:55
Originally posted by Oerdin
That picture must be old. When I saw him in New York it looked like he'd lost a lot of weight. I credit that to the positive effects of Tizzy. ;)

I think I just look fat(ter) in pictures.

Venom
28-03-2007, 13:45:04
The camera adds 10 to 50 pounds.

Drekkus
28-03-2007, 13:57:06
TO YOUR BALLS!!!

Tizzy
28-03-2007, 13:57:41
:lol: