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King_Ghidra
07-03-2007, 15:54:18
A cautionary tale for all us RPG nerds...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/6425333.stm

maroule
07-03-2007, 16:36:13
shit, they caught RC


anyway,
"He is accused of stealing two sets of bras, knickers, suspender belts and stockings from the shop"

the guy clearly deserves a high profile judgement

Funko
07-03-2007, 16:38:52
This does explain why we haven't seen much of BGH!

The Mad Monk
07-03-2007, 16:55:40
Yes, it can be dangerous to let your inner elf out.

MOBIUS
07-03-2007, 16:56:39
Couldn't he have got treatment on the National Elf?

Immortal Wombat
07-03-2007, 20:11:01
larp is a four letter word

King_Ghidra
08-03-2007, 09:25:59
here's a great secret, funko and i both played the rpg that this guy did.

Funko
08-03-2007, 09:40:23
I don't think any of our characters ever held up a lingerie shop.

Drekkus
08-03-2007, 10:03:16
Slackers

MOBIUS
08-03-2007, 10:44:42
Me too. In New Zealand.

Funko
08-03-2007, 10:47:36
Played the game or held up the lingerie shop?

MOBIUS
08-03-2007, 10:49:13
Only the game, but I'm sure holding up a lingerie shop would have been fun!

Greg W
08-03-2007, 11:00:11
I played the same game many years ago. About my weirdest moment was shagging some unconscious shiela with massive tits while my mates ransacked the place.

:nervous:

Funko
08-03-2007, 11:00:50
Was this in the lingerie store?

I'm getting a blurred sense of fantasy and reality too.

Greg W
08-03-2007, 11:03:44
From memory she was a secretary. Don't think it was in a lingerie shop, but it might make for a better fantasy with that thrown in.

Funko
08-03-2007, 11:05:26
And why were you shagging her with massive tits?

Greg W
08-03-2007, 11:13:49
As much to see my mate's reactions as anything. Well, and the GM did have to go and describe to me just how good she looked, and that she was bent over her table with no panties on. I mean, an elf's only an elf, right?

King_Ghidra
08-03-2007, 11:22:29
ok...greg is a fantasy rapist...:nervous:

Greg W
08-03-2007, 11:28:05
Yeah, fantasy. That's the one...

King_Ghidra
08-03-2007, 11:30:35
Just as a matter of interest, have you seen 'Once upon a time in America'? Because there's a scene in it which is almost identical to what you describe.

maroule
08-03-2007, 12:11:22
this scene gives me a hard on every time I watch it

Greg W
08-03-2007, 12:23:43
No, I haven't. Might have to now that you mention it.

Koshko
09-03-2007, 03:31:59
No mugshot?

King_Ghidra
09-03-2007, 09:22:57
I just ate, thanks.

Venom
09-03-2007, 13:02:01
Even fantasy Greg is such a crap fuck he can't even wake a sleeping woman up.

I hope she was drunk.

Drekkus
09-03-2007, 15:21:37
She was wearing beergoggles

Greg W
10-03-2007, 04:42:14
Well, we had just put them all to sleep with sleeping gas. Not specifically for the purpose of having sex with them, but... well... when opportunity knocks...

But still, Venom's probably not too far off the mark. :cry: