View Full Version : Magical elf transvestite in samurai sword lingerie shop robbery shocker!

07-03-2007, 15:54:18
A cautionary tale for all us RPG nerds...


07-03-2007, 16:36:13
shit, they caught RC

"He is accused of stealing two sets of bras, knickers, suspender belts and stockings from the shop"

the guy clearly deserves a high profile judgement

07-03-2007, 16:38:52
This does explain why we haven't seen much of BGH!

The Mad Monk
07-03-2007, 16:55:40
Yes, it can be dangerous to let your inner elf out.

07-03-2007, 16:56:39
Couldn't he have got treatment on the National Elf?

Immortal Wombat
07-03-2007, 20:11:01
larp is a four letter word

08-03-2007, 09:25:59
here's a great secret, funko and i both played the rpg that this guy did.

08-03-2007, 09:40:23
I don't think any of our characters ever held up a lingerie shop.

08-03-2007, 10:03:16

08-03-2007, 10:44:42
Me too. In New Zealand.

08-03-2007, 10:47:36
Played the game or held up the lingerie shop?

08-03-2007, 10:49:13
Only the game, but I'm sure holding up a lingerie shop would have been fun!

Greg W
08-03-2007, 11:00:11
I played the same game many years ago. About my weirdest moment was shagging some unconscious shiela with massive tits while my mates ransacked the place.


08-03-2007, 11:00:50
Was this in the lingerie store?

I'm getting a blurred sense of fantasy and reality too.

Greg W
08-03-2007, 11:03:44
From memory she was a secretary. Don't think it was in a lingerie shop, but it might make for a better fantasy with that thrown in.

08-03-2007, 11:05:26
And why were you shagging her with massive tits?

Greg W
08-03-2007, 11:13:49
As much to see my mate's reactions as anything. Well, and the GM did have to go and describe to me just how good she looked, and that she was bent over her table with no panties on. I mean, an elf's only an elf, right?

08-03-2007, 11:22:29
ok...greg is a fantasy rapist...:nervous:

Greg W
08-03-2007, 11:28:05
Yeah, fantasy. That's the one...

08-03-2007, 11:30:35
Just as a matter of interest, have you seen 'Once upon a time in America'? Because there's a scene in it which is almost identical to what you describe.

08-03-2007, 12:11:22
this scene gives me a hard on every time I watch it

Greg W
08-03-2007, 12:23:43
No, I haven't. Might have to now that you mention it.

09-03-2007, 03:31:59
No mugshot?

09-03-2007, 09:22:57
I just ate, thanks.

09-03-2007, 13:02:01
Even fantasy Greg is such a crap fuck he can't even wake a sleeping woman up.

I hope she was drunk.

09-03-2007, 15:21:37
She was wearing beergoggles

Greg W
10-03-2007, 04:42:14
Well, we had just put them all to sleep with sleeping gas. Not specifically for the purpose of having sex with them, but... well... when opportunity knocks...

But still, Venom's probably not too far off the mark. :cry: