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Lazarus and the Gimp
05-03-2007, 21:25:10
A teenage Tory councillor has offered to resign, and has been labelled 'a bit of a prat' by party sources, after he boasted on his MySpace page of taking drugs and stealing then had to admit that he'd exaggerated just to look cool.

As if being a Tory local councillor at the age of nineteen wasn't already cool enough, Chris Chapman answered the standard MySpace questions of whether he'd taken drugs or stolen anything in the past month with a 'yes'.

He also posted some hip-hop lyrics he'd written ('Cos when this Doctor is in Surgery / People run with some f***ing urgency').

His page also noted about himself that: 'I personally have evolved from a little whiny pussy in year 7 to a thrill seeking wreck head to a Conservative party member who still loves the wreck up...'

We have no idea what this means.

Humiliatingly, after his claims came to light, he had to admit that his 'drug-taking' consisted of prescription painkillers, while his life of crime amounted to once nicking some sweets from his cousin.

Peter Davies, a Conservative councillor in Newport, said: 'He has assured me that the drug he admitted to taking was a legal drug, Tramadol, which he was using to treat a pain in his shoulder, and we accept that. His heart is in the right place.

'With regards to the theft he mumbled to me that he stole his cousin's sweets. He offered to stand down but I told him that doing that would make him look as though he were guilty of something.'

'He is a bit of a Jack The Lad character. But he is absolutely scared stiff now, the poor so-and-so, absolutely wetting himself. He's like a rabbit caught in the headlights.'

Mr Chapman's MySpace page which used to exist at blogs.myspace.com/chapper1987 has now been taken down.


http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=39873&in_page_id=2

Provost Harrison
05-03-2007, 22:29:47
'Cos when this Doctor is in Surgery / People run with some f***ing urgency'

:lol:

Funko
06-03-2007, 08:50:25
:lol:

I wonder if there's anything embarassing on EiF or Kitsuki's pages. :D

MOBIUS
06-03-2007, 09:09:28
:lol:

Well, we haven't seen them posting much on here for a while...:cute:

MOBIUS
06-03-2007, 09:18:46
http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0200wales/tm_headline=teen-welsh-tory-red-faced&method=full&objectid=18704865&siteid=50082-name_page.html

Well he does come from Newport, so I guess he can be excused for bigging up his 'street cred'...:D

Mr. Bas
06-03-2007, 10:24:41
:lol:

King_Ghidra
06-03-2007, 13:38:20
:lol: great story

*End Is Forever*
06-03-2007, 14:13:19
My MySpace page is practically empty. I hate MySpace.

MOBIUS
06-03-2007, 14:24:03
That's your cover story after hastily deleting all the incriminating parts...;)

*End Is Forever*
06-03-2007, 17:01:22
The most incriminating thing on my MySpace profile is the picture of me pissed and trying to eat noodles, taken at the 2001 ACOL/Poly meet...

fp
06-03-2007, 17:03:17
Tory councillor in drunken junk food binge at internet cult gathering

MDA
06-03-2007, 19:43:23
:lol: good spin!

MOBIUS
06-03-2007, 22:09:47
:lol:

Greg W
07-03-2007, 00:02:39
Is Cllr some dodgy Welsh word?

King_Ghidra
07-03-2007, 09:34:28
Originally posted by fp
Tory councillor in drunken junk food binge at internet cult gathering

:lol:

MOBIUS
07-03-2007, 10:36:54
Originally posted by Greg W
Is Cllr some dodgy Welsh word?

Own Goal!

Greg W
07-03-2007, 11:59:07
Damn, I knew it was. :mad:

MOBIUS
07-03-2007, 12:29:41
Actually it's not - it's the abbreviation for councillor.:)

I just had to protect myself accordingly from what seemed like a trap question before answering...:D

Greg W
07-03-2007, 12:35:19
It looks like some dodgy Welsh word though.

MOBIUS
07-03-2007, 12:50:06
I'll give you that...:D

"Mae'r defaid wedi bwyta fy mrechdanau!" - A sheep has eaten my sandwiches!

Very important phrase, that one...:cute: