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Lazarus and the Gimp
13-02-2007, 20:35:29
The NHS vasectomy referral guide says I need to join the back, crack and sac brigade. The clinic guide says I don't.

Let the CG public decide!

mr_G
13-02-2007, 20:49:57
shave!!!!!!!!!!!

MOBIUS
13-02-2007, 23:15:35
snip, snip - SNIP!:eek:

fp
13-02-2007, 23:55:46
Shave Shave Shave

DaShi
13-02-2007, 23:59:17
You've got to think: Who are you doing this for? Yourself or your surgeon?

On one hand, it's gonna suck royally when they start growing back. On the other hand, you don't want anything distracting your surgeon while he poking at your soft bits with a knife.

Colon
14-02-2007, 02:23:46
Wunderbar.

self biased
14-02-2007, 03:06:01
do it. it's rather liberating. i reccommend using a beard trimmer before the blade. you might find out you enjoy it. just what ever you do, be careful.

Venom
14-02-2007, 03:18:48
You knick a nut and it's gonna bleed like crazy.

Lazarus and the Gimp
14-02-2007, 06:24:04
The voice of experience, Venom?

Skanky Burns
14-02-2007, 07:14:16
Whatever you do, don't use Nair.

The Mad Monk
14-02-2007, 08:42:31
Hey, just because it didn't agree with Sultan...

maroule
14-02-2007, 08:47:56
on the subject of trimming them, this site is pretty hilarious (for a corporate one)

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/ (with speakers on)

Drekkus
14-02-2007, 08:54:02
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
The NHS vasectomy referral guide says I need to join the back, crack and sac brigade. The clinic guide says I don't.

Let the CG public decide! I'd let them do it for you.

Funko
14-02-2007, 09:01:06
My vote put it back to 5-5.

Wax on, Wax off.

Skanky Burns
14-02-2007, 12:36:50
Originally posted by The Mad Monk
Hey, just because it didn't agree with Sultan...

You are right. Maybe Sultan's results were abnormal. Perhaps Laz should try Nair... for Science!

Gramercy Riffs
14-02-2007, 12:39:03
Grow a beard.

Nav
14-02-2007, 13:33:21
Originally posted by self biased
do it. it's rather liberating. i reccommend using a beard trimmer before the blade. you might find out you enjoy it. just what ever you do, be careful. Yeah you don't want to perform a self-vasectomy!

Snotty
14-02-2007, 15:08:36
I nicked by ball bag with a beard trimmer and it hurt like hell

Venom
14-02-2007, 15:54:30
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
The voice of experience, Venom?

No.

Yes.

Tizzy
14-02-2007, 16:05:16
Originally posted by Nav
Yeah you don't want to perform a self-vasectomy!

It'd save having to go into hospital...

Lazarus and the Gimp
14-02-2007, 17:32:09
Only if I can staunch the bleeding myself, and don't have to resort to gaffer tape.

Ginfizwithatwist
14-02-2007, 18:18:04
I'd say go with the clinic advice its prolly up to date....ofc you could phone and ask if you need to de- hair your trouser furniture...maybe they decide when you come in... then i s'pose it depends whether the nurses provide a razor and ask you to do it yourself or whether they do it for you ;) .... but then you could end up with some hairy gorilla of a male nurse :eek: instead of a hot sexy young student nurse :lol:

Immoral Wombat
14-02-2007, 23:50:00
Get yourself a Brazilian so your missus has a perfect landing strip to aim for. As you can see, I prefer the depilated look - but then I have a little more 'fur' to shave...:cute:

Koshko
16-02-2007, 03:50:39
Shave the front and back but keep the taint hair.

Greg W
16-02-2007, 10:42:36
Shaving your nads: $5 (razor, shaving cream)
Staunching the flow of blood: $2.25 (cotton balls, dettol and bandaids)
The look when you're hairy from your chest down to your recently shaved private parts: priceless

Provost Harrison
16-02-2007, 21:56:34
Something for the weekend, sir? ;)

Sir Penguin
19-02-2007, 19:22:58
Yes, and do it with a straight razor.

SP

Colon
19-02-2007, 20:18:47
Unspermbar.