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mr_G
12-02-2007, 15:51:12
funny britts you (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/02/12/nbirth412.xml)

MOBIUS
12-02-2007, 16:11:15
Question 6

Can swallowing lots of semen make me fat?

a) Yes

b) No

Answer is No. On average itís estimated that an average 3.5 ml serving of semen (about a teaspoonful) is about 1 calorie. The most optimistic guestimates give it the same calorific value as a raw carrot. Semen also has some nutritional value as it contains protein, carbohydrate, potassium, copper and zinc.

:lol:

King_Ghidra
12-02-2007, 16:37:23
If a man doesnít ejaculate (or come) for a long time, what happens

he sprints up to the computer room and puts 'asshole fever' on

mr_G
12-02-2007, 16:40:16
I photogoogled asshole fever (just curious) and guess what the first hit is

http://www.paul_smith.doctors.org.uk/images/rosacea.jpg



thank you phil!!!!

MoSe
12-02-2007, 16:44:55
:lol: he sprinted!!!!

MoSe
12-02-2007, 16:48:29
Question 6

Can swallowing lots of semen make me fat?

a) Yes

b) No

Answer is No. On average itís estimated that an average 3.5 ml serving of semen (about a teaspoonful) is about 1 calorie. The most optimistic guestimates give it the same calorific value as a raw carrot. Semen also has some nutritional value as it contains protein, carbohydrate, potassium, copper and zinc.

this ignores the classic gross joke about the dietist puzzled about the whore who strictly followed the prescribed hypocaloric regimen and still didn't put down weight....

Funko
12-02-2007, 17:04:57
I love the word "serving" in that answer. :lol: