View Full Version : People you went to school with with weird names

Walrus Feeder
06-02-2007, 20:48:19
Always an easy target for the school bully, the weird or unusual name. What such names can you remember from your school daze? I recall:

Jody Orgee, James Hoare, Ativat Vatinasombat and wait for it.... Roger Rear. :eek:

Provost Harrison
06-02-2007, 22:55:58
I remember a Matthew Chicken and a Ben Dover at my old school...

07-02-2007, 07:44:37
Jack Toth

07-02-2007, 08:56:07
well, jokes in foreign languages would be probably lost on you, besides, at school the weirdest / easier targetable name was mine indeed...

In my previous company tho, where I worked as "consultant", there was a foreign contractors manager named Facco.
I wonder, did they chose him on purpose to deal with US partners...
I happened to overhear such conversations: "he's very kind, dedicate, and proficient too.... but at every meeting, I have to hold myself... poor guy, with THAT name..."
Indeed, Facco sounds exactly as Fucko in english.....

07-02-2007, 09:28:25
Roger Rear?! :lol: :brwncard:

I seem to recall a Wayne King at my old school.

07-02-2007, 09:40:46
I had a Charly Chipknip in my class

07-02-2007, 09:49:36

Ancient Person
07-02-2007, 10:06:35
Tracey Watt

07-02-2007, 14:07:36
Joey Chestnut

Heidi (Gimme) Moorehead

Patty Bacon, and she was morbidly obese as a teenager

"Lazlo" the crispy burnout from college (if he had a last name, I never got it out of him), he looked a lot like Bob Ross

Charles "Chuckie" Brown (complete with beagle named Snoopy, he had cruel parents :) )

Adrienne Angel (odd last name because she was struck and killed by a drunk driver in high school)

Gramercy Riffs
07-02-2007, 14:53:03
Catherine Onions. I still that surname both funny and weird today..

Eddie Murphy (genuinley)

Freddie Dalmation (I shit you not)

Guy "African Man-Eating Tithead" Phillips. (his head was shaped like a tit obviously. Not sure where the African man-eater bit came from, but funny as fuck none the less.

Provost Harrison
07-02-2007, 20:33:17
What were you doing with drunk drivers in your high school?

07-02-2007, 20:36:20
Staying out of their way.

07-02-2007, 21:20:13
Originally posted by Drekkus
I had a Charly Chipknip in my class :lol:

07-02-2007, 22:00:04
I had a Tran Tran in my class. She was Vietnamese.

Provost Harrison
09-02-2007, 21:01:49
There used to be someone on my Part II labs called Bing Bing. It must have been very difficult trying to talk to her on a bus. Every time you mention her name, it would stop...

12-02-2007, 09:21:15
did her phone answering machine say "talk after the bing"?

self biased
12-02-2007, 14:35:10
i went to school with a michael hunt.