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King_Ghidra
06-02-2007, 11:57:37
This is pure class:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6333975.stm

MOBIUS
06-02-2007, 12:00:19
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Only in America!!!

mr_G
06-02-2007, 12:04:41
:lol:

maroule
06-02-2007, 12:44:20
An officer followed Capt Nowak and she was stopped allegedly carrying the wig, an air rifle, a steel mallet and a knife.

In the affidavit, Ms Nowak describes her attachment to Cmdr Oefelein as "more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship".


makes you wonder what would have happened if it had been a romantic relationship

MOBIUS
06-02-2007, 12:54:31
Nappy Sex!:gasmaske:

MDA
06-02-2007, 12:54:38
:lol: bonkers - was on the morning news


they didn't mention she's married with 3 children though

Dyl Ulenspiegel
06-02-2007, 13:17:40
She's been obsessed by Venom's evil spirit. Clear insanity defense.

MDA
06-02-2007, 15:04:22
possessed, even!

Lurker the Second
06-02-2007, 15:39:45
Truly a bizarre story. They had her mugshot on tv this morning -- you can't imagine the difference between it and her pr photos. She looks scarier than Venom zeroing in on a cupcake hauling truck wreck.

Oerdin
06-02-2007, 16:01:55
Venom zeroing in on a cupcake hauling truck wreck... I hope to never see such a sight.

Lurker the Second
06-02-2007, 16:15:08
The federal government spent hundreds of millions of dollars drawing up evacuation plans in the event of such a catastrophe. Hopefully won't need it, but money well spent, I'd say.

Drekkus
06-02-2007, 19:44:05
Wow, great story, too bad it didn't happen aboard the space station.

Oerdin
07-02-2007, 02:50:56
Originally posted by maroule
An officer followed Capt Nowak and she was stopped allegedly carrying the wig, an air rifle, a steel mallet and a knife.

In the affidavit, Ms Nowak describes her attachment to Cmdr Oefelein as "more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship".


makes you wonder what would have happened if it had been a romantic relationship

That bitch needs theropy.

Drekkus
07-02-2007, 09:07:58
Hanging by the ropy?

Ancient Person
07-02-2007, 09:18:30
Ropy ropey...:D

Oerdin
07-02-2007, 17:44:49
Hanging by the rope should also work.

OldWarrior_42
08-02-2007, 07:16:01
So Nasa is going to take a hard look at their psyche evaluations that they give to prospective astronauts and others.

Duh. They hired Darkstar, didn't they? :-P~~

mr_G
08-02-2007, 08:01:37
Originally posted by Drekkus
Hanging by the ropy? :lol:

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
10-02-2007, 02:26:40
Originally posted by MOBIUS
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Only in America!!!

And sometimes in orbit.

MoSe
12-02-2007, 09:25:25
the space is unclaimable, but isn't the shuttle considered american "soil"?