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Lazarus and the Gimp
03-02-2007, 19:27:44
Yesterday, the girl who sits opposite me suddenly went "OW!".

I asked her what was wrong, and she replied "I was stirring my coffee with my finger and it hurt."

paiktis
03-02-2007, 20:15:45
o jesus

LoD
03-02-2007, 20:28:04
Nice cowies you have there, Laz.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
03-02-2007, 20:41:47
No more speed-dating for you, Laz.

King_Ghidra
05-02-2007, 10:41:16
:lol:

mr_G
05-02-2007, 10:51:13
great thread
You must have a jolly day at the office.
Did she ever asked you : can I use your dick to phone?

MDA
05-02-2007, 11:43:53
no, but she's started asking to borrow it to stir her coffee

Beta1
05-02-2007, 17:19:12
two kids superglued themselves together with nail varnish glue today. Both blonde.

They thought it was hilarious. Until one of them needed to go to the loo...

LoD
05-02-2007, 18:48:06
:lol:

MoSe
06-02-2007, 09:00:37
seen in D.O.A. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094933/)

Dennis Quaid glued his hand holding Meg Ryan's wrist, as he had no cuffs on hand...

Beta1
06-02-2007, 16:39:40
I dont belive it - today I confiscated another tube of glue off one of the same girls...

darwin awards in the making.

Provost Harrison
06-02-2007, 23:27:20
You should be putting two and two together at this point. Did they have any bags on them too?

Drekkus
07-02-2007, 09:41:41
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Yesterday, the girl who sits opposite me suddenly went "OW!".

I asked her what was wrong, and she replied "I was stirring my coffee with my finger and it hurt." Most importantly, is she cute?

MoSe
07-02-2007, 10:29:30
any functioning male will have replied as automatic reflex: "Cm'on here babe, let me suck it"

Funko
07-02-2007, 10:55:44
Any functioning male who wants to get fired for sexual harassment.

MoSe
07-02-2007, 11:09:08
Arguably , in case of cardiac arrest, even providing mouth-to-mouth respiration and cardiac massage would configure as sexual harassment...

:rolleyes:

Funko
07-02-2007, 11:10:54
Only if you use your tongue.

MoSe
07-02-2007, 11:23:18
You HAVE to keep hers out of the way somehow...

King_Ghidra
07-02-2007, 11:35:01
that's what your cock's for

MoSe
07-02-2007, 11:41:56
the wonders of evolution, o the multipurpose appendage, dialer stick, tongue stick....

maroule
07-02-2007, 11:59:45
hand rest

Funko
07-02-2007, 12:01:08
sports car substitute

maroule
07-02-2007, 12:05:06
male social ranking parameter

Funko
07-02-2007, 12:36:26
vice president

Venom
07-02-2007, 12:49:14
http://specevents.net/images/stories/connaissance/pastspekaers/vitale.jpg

zmama
07-02-2007, 12:55:41
cousin people!

Venom
07-02-2007, 12:57:43
Maybe!

Beta1
07-02-2007, 18:34:20
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
You should be putting two and two together at this point. Did they have any bags on them too?

Lol I would agree but this one is just too thick.

If she was trying that we would find her with the bag superglued to her head.

mr_G
07-02-2007, 21:32:01
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
that's what your cock's for :lol:

OldWarrior_42
08-02-2007, 07:02:53
cousin people!

Maybe!

:lol:

More like definitely.

Provost Harrison
09-02-2007, 20:54:40
Originally posted by Beta1
Lol I would agree but this one is just too thick.

If she was trying that we would find her with the bag superglued to her head.

:lol:

Provost Harrison
09-02-2007, 20:55:24
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
that's what your cock's for

:lol:

Oh, lots of :lol:age...you don't get this at Apolyton now...

Damn, did I mention that word :nervous: